Saph: *walks in grinning* Hello everyone! Yes, I managed to find a way to get Allelujah to come, yeah, I did this WITHOUT the 'help' of my cruel stagehands (see my other interview fics). I sent him a letter he can't refuse. *waits*
*sound of Gundam landing*
Alle: *comes in panting, holding a white envelope and a letter in his hand* I got the letter! Where's Marie?! WHAT THE HECK HAS HALLE DONE TO HER?!
Saph: Marie isn't here, that was just a plot to get you to come, and Halle can't do anything to her, he's in your head.
Alle: Oh. WAIT! You plotted to get me to come here?! What? You want to kill me?! EEK!
Saph: Quit being so paranoid!
Alle: Okay.
Saph: I brought you here today to interview you. That's it.
Alle: I-Interview? W-why?
Saph: *smiles* you have tons of adoring fans that are just dying to ask you questions!
Alle: R-Really?
Saph: *nods* YUP! *points to large pile of fan mail* All that's for you!
Alle: *looks up at the endless pile* you're giving Mt. Everest to me?
Saph: *laughs* No, that 'mountain' is all the fan mail that's been crammed into my mailbox as soon as people heard that you were coming.
*More fan mail drops from hatch in the ceiling*
Saph: Whoo-hoo! CONFETTI!
Alle: D-Do you have mental issues?
Saph: haha! Maybe! And you're one to talk, Mr. Schizophrenia.
Alle: *sweatdrops* R-Right...*face turns evil*
Halle: DAMN IT! HOW DARE YOU!!! *changes back to Alle*
Alle: you shouldn't do that, Hallelujah! *changes back to Halle*
Halle: DAMN IT! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU! *changes back to Alle*
Alle: Stop!
Saph: *sweatdrops* Wow. You two could interview yourselves. Haha!
Alle/Halle: *glares*
Saph: A-anyway. Our first question comes from Too Lazy to LogOn. He/she (sorry) says:
"Allelujah, why don't you take meds to keep Hallelujah under control?"
Alle: Various reasons. One, I highly doubt there is medication for this. Two, it would interfere greatly with our abilities to become Super Soldier. And the third one is the worst of all. I actually tried it once, Halle found out and stopped me.
Halle: Darn right I did! You're not going to suppress me! And you! *points at Too Lazy to LogOn somehow* Just for mentioning it, you deserve death!
Alle: No! Halle, don't.
Saph: That's right! If you don't behave yourself, Hallelujah, I'll personally force the meds down your throat.
Halle: I'll be good!
Alle: Y-you wouldn't really do that...would you, Saph-san...?
Saph: Depends.
Alle: *sweatdrops* Halle, behave.
Saph: Alright! Our next list of questions are from Knightmare Gundam of Ni. He/She (sorry) says:
"1. If Hallelujah had told you Soma Pieres was Marie when you first met, what
would you have done?
2. If Allelujah wasn't such a **, would you feel better or worse being what
you are Hallelujah?
3. How would you feel if Hallelujah gutted Marie?
4. How would you feel if Allelujah declared that he was going to kill you?"
Alle: If Halle had told me? *glares at Halle somehow...oh yeah, there's a mirror right beside him to show Halle...* Well...Like he said, I probably wouldn't have fought her. Or, both Marie and me would be dead, or just one of us. And...well, I guess I'm glad he didn't tell me. It makes me want to kill him more than I want to kill Soma Peries. And if Hallelujah gutted Marie? That's a horrible thing to say! How could you?! *cries*
Saph: Just answer the question, Alle.
Alle: I would kill him. Then I would find a way to bring Marie back to life!
Halle: You and what army?! And using what?! HAHA!!!
Alle: *gets mad*
Saph: He'd find some way to kill you, probably busting your side of their body or whatnot. And he would resurrect Marie with Human transmutation!
Alle/Halle: Huh?! What?
Saph: *sweatdrops* nothing. Hallelujah, it's your turn.
Halle: If Alle wasn't such a wuss you mean? HA! It wouldn't matter. I feel nothing, only the will to survive. If this idiot didn't think too much and apply his morals to everything, he wouldn't need me! If he wasn't such a wuss he could take care of himself and I would never exist!
Saph: So you're saying that there's no 'if'. If Allelujah was any different, then you wouldn't be here.
Halle: Yup.
Saph: The next one.
Halle: HA! Alle, kill me?! HAHA! In what fantasy?! This wuss can't even kill a gnat, much less a human! Haha! That goes double for himself!
Saph: So you aren't the least bit afraid that he'll try to kill you?
Halle: No.
Saph: Meh. Next question!
Alle: *looks at pile of fan mail and hopes they're not planning on going through every one*
Saph: This one's from MarvelGirl09. He/She, I'm guessing she cause of the 'girl' in the name, says:
"For Alle-chan:
So, you lost the Trowa bangs because he sent you a death threat right? RIGHT?"
Alle: A-Alle...chan..? *stunned*
Halle: *cracks knuckles* DAMN IT! HE'S MY ALLE! DON'T YOU STUPID FAN GIRLS START GIVING HIM GIRLY NICKNAMES! He's already enough of a girl!
Alle: H-Halle? Isn't that kind of much? B-besides...I like the name...
Halle: O.O
Saph: *laughing*
Halle: *pwns Saph*
Alle: Halle...that wasn't very nice...
Halle: SCREW THAT!
Saph: Anyway, Alle, the question was directed at you.
Alle: R-Right! Umm...w-what are Trowa bangs?
Halle: DAMN IT! SO SOMEONE MADE A DEATHTHREAT TO MY ALLE!?
Saph: *backs away from Halle*
Halle: *glares*
Saph: W-Well...t-there's more questions. *opens envelope* Alle, another one for you. This one's from Chan Shan. He or she says:
"Do you know that some people describe you as 'emo'? What do you feel about that?"
Alle: I-I'm...emo...?
Saph: YUP!
Alle: *wallowing in self pity*
Halle: HAHA! THAT'S RIGHT! WALLOW IN THAT! I'LL COME OUT AND KILL EVERYTHING!!
Alle: I-I'm an...e-e...emo...? *still stunned*
Saph: Yeah, yeah, I know you probably don't think of yourself as one, but there's part two of the question. How does being considered emo make you feel?
Halle: HAHA! Can't you tell by looking at him? Both of ya are pathetic! Haha!
Saph and Alle: SHUT UP HALLE!
Halle: O.O
Alle: I-I think I'll kill him now...
Saph: *laughs*
Halle: x.x (means dead)
Alle: *panting* stupid Halle!
Saph: Uh...umm...this might not be a good time but...there's another question...this one is for Halle, but I guess he can't really...
Halle: DAMN IT! Who says I'm dead?! I'll tear them limb from limb!
Saph: *smiles* Good! You're alive! Now, answer this question, Halle. This one's from FinalEnd. He says:
"Question for Halle: Do you ever get the urge to just beat the crap out of Alle (no offense to Alle. I remember the last time I dissed Alle *shudders*"
Alle: H-he wants Halle to beat the crap out of me...? *cries*
Halle: DAMN IT! YOU MADE MY ALLE CRY! FOR THAT YOU MUST DIE! *thinks 'that rhymes! Uh...where was I?'*
Saph: well, you make him cry all the time, and answer the nice man's question. And by the way FinalEnd, you're lucky you can even write this question after you dissed Alle!
Halle: With me it's different! Only I'm allowed to make him cry! *punches Alle*
Alle: Ow!
Saph: Don't hurt Alle! And answer the question! *holds knife to Halle*
Halle EEP! O-okay! N-no I have never gotten the urge to beat the crap out of Alle...b-but with his wussiness it's hard not to!
Saph: Well, there you have it!
Alle: ...I-I'm a wuss...?
Halle: Damn straight!
Saph: *hits Halle* Don't swear!
Halle: I'LL KILL YOU!
Alle: NOO!
Saph: *whacks Halle again* No death threats either!
Halle: What could you possibly do to me? Girly man!
Saph and Alle: *look at eachother wondering which he's talking about*
Halle: Alle's the wuss, and you *points to Saph* is Girly Man!
Alle: ...H-Halle...t-that's not very nice...
Saph: Keep talking that way. I'll snipe you dead!
Alle: You snipe?
Halle: You couldn't hit a target if it was one foot away!
Saph: I can't, but I know someone who can. Yup! Lockon Stratos! The man that can snipe from the Stratosphere! That's right folks, Neil Dylandy is next! Send in your questions! Now, Alle, Halle, help me think up a scheme to get Lockon-sama here!
Alle: Why don't you just ask him?
Saph: Where's the fun in that?
Halle: HAHA! Why not just kill him and bring him in?
Saph: Then he'd be dead and I'd soon follow, his fangirls will tear me to ribbons!
Halle: HAHA!
