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WARNING: This is a concept draft; English IS NOT my first language so you might find some spell errors in it. I made the best I could, given that I do not posses trusted beta testers.
Youkai Academy's Human Student.
By: Hirrayami Othoni
Category: Casual Adventure
Type: Original Novel Story
S2 Common Route
Have you ever felt like one of those days that things go haywire in your life and then shit hits the fan?
Well, that's how I feel right now. I was kicked out of my home and sent here to this school to be some kind of ambassador for humans in a school that is supposedly for monsters, which surprising, none looks like. I remember it like it was a few hours ago… because it was indeed a few hours ago.
Standing in the front of my class as all eyes darted straight at me as if I was the last pizza in an anime convention. I feel myself sweat dropping at the moments; I tell you that the feeling of a hare in the middle of a pack of foxes is not a pretty sight to be in…
So here I am, introducing my self… then the teacher had to say that one thing I regret the most.
"Well students, I hope you all give a warm welcome to mister Saotome." The teacher spoke and I swear I heard a 'nya' on it; "As you can se we had a project of finding a human to assist in this school for diplomacy wibbly wobbly stuff so mister Saotome is our human representative: 'The Youkai Academy's human sample'. So we, as youkai, have to follow how to be human like him, or so we hope. Everyone give him a warm welcome."
And just as you expected it, the class became chaos. I saw female students looking at me as some kind of prey, and the male students looking down of me as if I was trash. I really do not like this so far.
"Miss Nekonome." The one who seems the 'tough guy' of class addressed the teacher, "What is the meaning of this? You mean that weak looking dude is what we have to follow as a sample? Oh please I can eat this piece of shit for breakfast."
Yeah well, I can eat your ass for brunch you… wait that really sounds so wrong.
"Say what?" The boy stood, wow he really was tall. "What ya' looking down on me punk! Want to fight?"
I can feel myself raising an eyebrow; I guess this dude and me will get along just fine. I mean I took down bigger dudes than him… right I am forgetting, dude's a youkai. Hmm… this needs planning.
"What, cat got your tongue?"
What about I catch yours with one of my kunais you overgrown undeveloped brain monkey!
"Calm down now you two." The teacher desperately tries to settle the situation.
"Cliché."
""huh?"" yeah I can feel the confusion form everyone, just give me a sec.
"I'm going to call you 'cliché'." I shrugged, "I mean, you are the typical archetype grunt dude that feels himself tough just to bully those who you sees inferior and since you believe yourself an alpha predator around here mostly everyone fears you, but guess what cliché… you're not the alpha anymore."
"Bastard!"
Oh boy! Cliché just dashed to me and tried to take a swing at. Good thing I had trained a lot since I was a kid, thanks to certain stupid old man! I managed to avoid it in the nick of time. Huh, teacher seems to be scared. Well, what ever.
"Hey!"
"What!?" He retorted as he tried to hit me again, "Don't you see I am trying to kill you?"
"Saito stop! You can not go hitting the human student!"
Geeze, what am I, A test subject? Regardless I pointed a finger to the floor, "You dropped a hundred yen."
"Wait, what?" cliché gets distracted as I planned as he looks downward; I can feel myself smirk.
"ONE HUNDRED YEN PUNCH!" I slammed a fist, really hard, at amaguriken speed at the dude's jaw, sending him flying straight outside the window.
Yep, just like that. I do not train 20 hours a week for nothing; got a problem? Push-ups, sit-ups and plenty of juice are the way to go.
Regardless I can hear some of my classmates go 'wow' on me.
"Sensei, are you sure he is human?" One of the students spoke, "I do not think a human .THAT."
Says the monsters that have demon hunters as enemies.
"Oii…" I glared at him, "What's your name kid?"
I could see him flinch, "Yugi… uhm… Yoho Yugi."
"Well Yugi, back home I got pure humans that can do more than that." I pointed at the hole in the wall, "Hell, there is even footage. Face it bro, humans are not as weak as you all youkai think." I stir my self to address everyone, "Haven't any of you read history books? Ever since feudal era, youkai roamed freely on our lands. Sure there were weak humans who fell victims to them, but there were also monster hunters who fought them to a stand still. Look it up! If you people want me as an sample then your view about humans being weak have to change."
"That is fine and all, but…" My eyes moved to a beautiful girl who stood from her desk. I could see saffron colored wavy hair hold still by a headband move with her body language and ruby colored eyes glare at me, "You have disrupted the class with this… bravado thingy. I admit that it was due to provocation but ruining school property is not something that should be allowed no matter what."
"And you are?" I asked… odd, I could sense an aura of royalty from her.
"Himegami Sakura… class rep."
I tilt my head, I am not one to submit to someone easily but… I take a look at the wall and then at the students… I guess it is my fault. Nice first impression idiot. Well I give an apologetic bow, "I am deeply sorry."
That seemed to take the class rep off guard. I guess she was expecting me to bash off, or something. It clearly shows that she was not expecting it.
She coughs on her hand to clear her throat and a slight look of annoyance and a blush showed on her face, "Well… as long as you understand. Sensei, please give him his seat and start class."
"Ah…" Miss Nekonome sensei, was it? It seems she snapped out of, wherever she was, and stood. "Mister Saotome, please sit over there. I'll… tell you your punishment later."
"Yes ma'am…"
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And that's how much of the rest of the day went. Soon after cliché burst through the window looking for blood, boy he do heal fast, but the school police or what ever came in and arrested the dude. I was given a warning since its my first day but I think we will see each other soon enough.
After school I found my self in a hellish nightmare… it seems news spread like wild fire and I have a bunch of people, especially females, on top of me… not literally. Also the halls seem to be full of people trying to come in. I heard rumors that humans used to be killed once they step into this school, with the exception of one; and the sight of me being here, and allowed, is a rare occasion.
What am I? A celebrity? All this bombardment of question!
"Excuse me everyone, its time to spread. You all had enough and I have a job to do!" The girl from before, class rep (what was her name again?) stepped up and tried to make way for her self.
"Oh, its Ojou…"
"What did you call me?!"
"No~th~ing~~~"
The girl folder her arms bellow her breasts, which weren't that big or very small I may add, and glared down at me, "Have some respect, I am the class rep here."
There goes the all 'ojou-sama' act. I wonder if she is a himedere? Wait, I lost track of what she was saying, "Say what again?"
Oh! An eyebrow twitch, nice.
"I guess you were not listening…" I swear she had a vein popup, "As the class rep, it is my duty to show you around campus… so I want you to come with me."
"Do I have to?"
Oh! Vein popper! Wow this girls sure is fun to tease, wait did she just grab my hand? "Hey wait!"
"Just follow me will you?!"
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The follow was the next worst thirty minutes of my life, wait… correction, one of the worst. This ojou girl just took me to every corner she could and talked none stop about what it was and where it came from, jadda jadda… I am feeling sleepy. I wonder what will I have for dinner?
Well as we come out of a building I saw something that caught my attention. Ojou kept talking about school dignity and what not and I left her in her world as I sneak out with my stealth on way to what caught my interest.
"Hello there."
Girlish and very feminine shriek came out of those petite lips of the girl I just startled. What caught my attention was this girl who was alone by herself here picking up flowers. I wonder if she is in charge of them.
"Sorry I startled you, it was not my intention…" I tried to say as she ran and hid behind a post… wait, déjà vu…
"Uhm…."
Now that I take a good look at her, she had long silk like blond hair and blue eyes. But what I am curious at is her long ears, and she is pretty short to be in this school, she looks like in elementary. Crap I stared too much, she is about to cry!
"Wait wait wait!" I moved my hands up front defensively, "I am not going to do anything to you, I promise."
She seemed to hold herself together.
"So, are you lost kid? Where are your parents, and why are you wearing out uniform? I did not know this school had an elementary level."
I saw her flinch, did I raise a flag? Oh shit she is about to cry again! What do I do!?
"You're mean…"
Wha?
"You're mean!" She stepped out of the post with the cutest pout I ever seen, "I am sixteen years old just like you Saotome-kun! I am a high school student not a little kid!"
Say whaaa? Wait, did she just say my name?
"How did… who are you?"
Shyly, she made a courtesy bow while holding her skirt, "Hello… I am Elizabeth Windfellow, and I am in the same class as you Saotome-kun."
Again… say whaaaa!? "Wait, how, what but… how some I did not notice you?"
"Uhm… I… try not to stand out…" Once again she hid behind the post… is she sick with extreme shyness or something?
"But… you look like a little kid-" Oh boy, there goes that face again, "Erm… you look, small?"
"I am an Elf! It is not my fault my body develops slower than my real age!" Now she looks depressed, "I do not like it… everyone treats me like a baby."
Ah, so I guess she is the loli character of this story.
"Hmm… well maybe if…" I got interrupted.
"SAAAAAAOOOOOOTOOOMEEEEEE!" Oh, a stampede is coming towards me and is lead by that ojou… oh… I forgot about her.
The elf girl ducked behind the post, can't blame her; "Tell me one good reason for not burning you to the ground for ditching me like that you jerk?!"
Oh boy, she really looks pissed. Is that fire coming out of her hands? I can see smoke coming from her mouth and her eyes are in a blaze, NOT good.
"Oj… er, class rep. Uhm… nice seeing you here, uhm… can you put THAT off please?"
"Reason… NOW…"
"Aren't we like… supposed to NOT use our powers in school or something?"
"NAAAAAAAAOOOOO!"
"Ok ok! Geez! Well, my reason is…." I then pointed to a general direction, "Hey, isn't that the headmaster dancing hoola over there?"
Her fire puffed and she had a dumbfounded expression, "How dumb do you think I am…?" She spoke in a neutral tone. Lizzy, how ever, was indeed looking.
"Not kidding, look! Its awesome!"
Her arms turned into blaze once more, not good.
"Ah, your shoes are untied." I replied with a neutral tone of my own.
"Huh?" This time she indeed look and, bye bye~ I phased out and fled.
"What are you talking ab-" She realized her mistake, too late.
"SAAAAOOOOTOOOMMMEEEEE!"
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"Uff uff, that was close. I am too young to be bbq." I panted as I hide behind a wall after running away. I managed to take a peek around the corner to see if I was followed, good I was not.
"You sure had it tough huh."
I suddenly did a manly shriek, YES… MANLY SHRIEK, at the sudden voice besides me.
"Dood! You scream like a girl, el-oh-el. (LOL)"
I glared into the direction of the person who was kind enough to startle me and who earned my respect for actually manage to sneak on me… which is rare mind you. Uhm, it was that girl from this morning at the school entrance, the one with the nice pillows. She was leaning on a window looking down on me with mirth in her eyes.
"Don't tell anyone…" I said with a low, monotonous and defeated voice.
"Your secret is safe with me handsome." And she winked.
"May I help you?"
She grew one of those grins that was like a Cheshire cat, I do not like where this is going, as she pushed her self back, "Good timing, I was looking for you. We did not manage to finish that little conversation of this morning."
"What conversation, all I asked was directions?"
"Potatoe potato, come over here." She moved inside the room.
I smell a trap, but I do not mind falling for this hot trap… wait, what am I saying? I am a gen… oh who am I kidding I like boobs like any other teenager. Hoop! I jumped inside the room following.
"What is this?"
"First, I never caught your name." She asked with a sultry tone as she sits in a chair crossing her legs sexily.
"You know, ethics says you should introduce yourself first." I replied crossing my arms.
She gave a pout and folded hers too, "Fine, have it your way. Satoshi Tengge. You may call me Tengge sempai."
"Sempai?"
"I am your senior kid. So, you name?"
"Saotome Ryoh."
"Well Ryoh-kun, you are in luck. I want you to join my club~"
"Come again?"
"Gladly, but first you have to tease me a bit more."
Wait, what?
She lefts off a rich laugh that was music to one's ears; Oh boy…
"So… what is this 'club', and where are its members?"
She gave a nonchalant shrug as she changes her legs position, crap almost!
"There are no more members… they uhm… got into trouble…" She said sheepishly. I feel an eyebrow rising.
"If I do not find new members, our club will be disbanded and I do not want that." She continued, "So, will you pretty please join my club?" She bats her eyelashes at me.
"How people of a club be thrown out… and what is the name of this club anyways?"
She settled a index finger on her chin as she thinks, then with a nod she spoke once more, "Well, first of all the club's name is: 'The studies of modern human society'. You as the rumored 'human sample' fit quite well here. So I want you to join us please. And as for the reason…"
She sighed, "Well… you see, I am a succubus. And as you know I need… THAT to live. Things went a little off hand, I 'ate' my club members and… where are you going?"
Crap! She caught me sneaking off the window, "Away? Somewhere that is not HERE?"
She suddenly jumps and reaches me; boy is she fast! And I can feel her pillows on my back as she struggles with me on not letting me run away!
"Ah come on! Do not be like that Ryoh-kun! Join my club!"
"Like hell I will join a club with a sex maniac who may or may not rape me!" I tried to push my self out harder.
"Oh come on, is not like you will not like it if I do!"
"I appreciate my life thankyouverymuch! I heard of succubae, ye gonna kill me!"
"Psh, you're too cute for me to drain you dry. Pretty please join my club!"
"No way! Let me go lady!"
"I'll make it worth while, I promise!"
"Do you even know what 'no' means?!" I retorted, "I am not some human snack for some youkai! Now let me go!"
"Oh, you do have a cute butt."
"GHAA!" I yelled, "Substitution jutsu!"
Tengge blinked as she find herself holding a plushie doll clone of my self and me running away. Although it seems she found it cute for some reason. Who cares, I am away of the sexual offender, I swear I will not come back here anymore.
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Haaaaa…
I find myself sigh in frustration. I managed to reach the dorms after all that ordeal. The sun seems to be setting down on the sky and said one is turning a crimson hue… huh.
Regardless I have to find where I am staying. Good thing I managed to get back my stuff before something else happened. Hmm, staring at my new home I can see that the boys' dorm is not too shabby. I thought it would have been something like a horror story or a mock-up of the Addams' family.
Lucky me… you can notice the sarcasm there.
How ever, the creek noise when I open the main door was not assuring at all. As I walk inside I managed to find myself stopping of front of a woman. She looked young but not high school like, more like on her early twenties. She was really beautiful I must all, hell all women in this school seems to have been born from Barbie and ken! Well except some doods.
Alas, I noticed the woman was swiping the entrance with a broom; her jet-black hair cascaded over her back and the left side of her face leaving the right side on view. Hmm, it seems she noticed me and is turning to face me. Oh wow, she just smiled… she looked like an angel.
"Hello, I am Saotome Ryoh… and I do not know which is my room." I bowed in greeting, wait is that a notebook in her hand? Where did she… or right, sub space pockets.
[Hello.] She wrote, [I am the dorm mother. I welcome you Saotome-kun, please come in and I'll guide you to your room.]
"You're the dorm mother? I am surprised the staff is allowing a woman to guide the male dorms; no offence meant." I said and apologized, I did not want to offend the woman.
She answered with a smile and wrote again, [I know it is rare. But I am the one qualified for this to be honest. Do not worry you are in good hands.]
"If you say so." I shrugged, "So… where is my room again?"
[Follow me please. Oh! My name is Natalia Songspread.]
"Nice meeting ma'am."
[Likewise Saotome-kun.]
I still wonder why she has to write everything; well I assume that perhaps she may be mute… or something.
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POOF
That was the sound of me falling face-first in my bed after setting myself in this room and spread the futon down. I was lucky the dorm mother shared one with me otherwise I would have to sleep on the floor.
Boy, today was crazy… I really do not want to got o school tomorrow… Ojou might kill me for ditching her, twice. And that sempai might show up again… brr… uhm, Tenjoh… Tenjoh Tengge… ha!
Anyways, I cannot think straight anymore as darkness is calling me… some sleep would be nice about now… good night world.
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A.N.
Character profiles, how we all love them! Time to share:
Ryoh Saotome
Age 16
Race: Human
Only son of the Saotome household and a master of martial arts; although he was trained on indiscriminate grappling style, he developed more into Ninjutsu, which he liked more. He heard that the grandmaster used to be something like a ninja thief or something. Your average free spirit, Ryoh faces life one day at a time and where ever the wind takes him, (As long as is before curfew).
Sakura Himegami
'Ojou'
Age 16
Race: Royal Phoenix
Youngest daughter of the Himegami household, a family of royal blood from the phoenix people. She was raised as a rich kid since her family business is well established in the world and they hold good stock shares in many corporations. Since young she was raised to be a proper lady and carry her own with grace and royalty, (Until Ryoh is around).
Elizabeth "Liz" Windfellow
'Chibbi/Lizzy'
Age 16
Race: High Elf
Lizzy is a descendant of the High Elves from Norwei. She is an exchange student and assisting Youkai academy because of it. Given her race being an elf, and that their growth is slower than human standards, she is short and petite. Many mistake her for being an elementary or middle school student, which she dislikes. She always lived in the forests of Norwei with her family and this would be her first time interacting with the outside world, which means that everything is new to her and makes her shy when people tries to interact with, because she has no experience on dealing with people outside her family and village.
Tengge Satoshi
'Tenjoh'
Age: 17
Race: Succubus
Tengee is actually from the same village as Kurumu Kurono, but unlike Kurumu who was looking for her destined one, Tengge just went wild and tried to really have the school boys under her, which ended in high trouble on her earlier years of high school. She has a fascination for humans, especially when she interacted with them on their dreams so she decided to study more about them. She formed the club of "Studies of modern human society" with some friends and schoolmates but given to her nature… things ended up in a mess soon after, which made members leave one by one for a year after the club was formed. Not wanting her club to be disbanded she fought hard to maintain it afloat, but now it's on the verge to be shut down by the school council. After meeting Ryoh, she thought she found the perfect scapegoat to save her club… and perhaps have a side snack. Her parents are also teachers of the school.
Natalia Songspread
'Miss Natty'
Age: early twenties to mid ones
Race: Siren (As if you did not notice).
Natalia is the dorm mother of the male dorms. She was selected because of her powers. Being a siren she can easily control hormone raging teenagers and berserker ones with her songs, which minimize building casualties. A kind woman which boys treat as an angel, she honestly want her charges to have a fun school life without regrets.
And on another note:
There is one thing I want to say. Two people had come down on me because Tsukune is too "OOC". Well... I will tell you this: I WANT Tsukune to be like that. Why? Because in 10 years people CHANGE. Its what we call MATURING. Do you think after the ending of the manga, with all the dangers he went through he will still be that innocent goody-two shoes he was? No sir.
1) I still kept his core character. If you people had read well you could had noticed that Tsukune did show concern towards Ryoh on part of their conversation.
2) Tsukune is imitating Mikogami because: Just for the nick of it and to continue tradition.
3) Tsukune is making his dream: he is running the school and trying to bring peace between humans and monsters as he wanted; He is keeping the school intact and trying his best not for it to fall into chaos. You can noticed as how the school is still running aside of humans wanting to destroy it and you can see how monsters aren't invading the human world. Bringing a human representative as an ambassador is one of the points in it. He will try to show it is safe.
P.S. Tsukune and his harem will take a role of support characters in this story so you will see more of them often. But they will not be main characters and whether whom Tsukune end up with or not I will not cover it and leave it to reader's imagination. Meh, he is now a shinso vampire so he might have ended on the harem route.
