So yeah. My computer crashed and I lost this chapter and the beginning of chapter three and I had to rewrite it all. THIS IS THE THRID TIME I HAVE HAD TO WRITE THIS CHAPTER! Sigh… well anyway on a happier note this chapter is now up! FINALLY!

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Chapter 2: A Fist-Fight and Lecture from General Kill-Joy… in Hell.

Lucy P.O.V.

"Lucy!" Natsu wined quietly from behind me in his desk. I hate this class so much right now. It's worse enough that I have to start off every school day with MATH but now I had to deal with Natsu acting like a toddler. So here I am trying to pay attention in class with Natsu behind me not shutting up about anything. Just fucking great.

"Lucy how do you do number four?" Natsu whispered behind me. "Lucy… can you hear me? How do you do number four?!" he quietly wined… again.

"Maybe if you paid any attention in class you would know!" I hissed back losing my temper quickly. He grumbled something about math being stupid before finally shutting up. That is until the bell rang.

He jumped up and shouted something along the lines of finally being done with Hell on Earth. "Shut up flame brain, maybe if you were smart you wouldn't have a problem with this class!" Gray shouted from next to his desk. "What did you say ice freak?!" Natsu shouted back. "You heard me charcoal breath!" Gray yelled back before Natsu jumped on him and it turned into an obvious play fight. By play fight I mean that they were fighting by everyone could tell that there was no real threat, just them being idiots.

I don't know what amused me more, the fact that these two idiots were being the biggest friends/enemy known to man or the fact that the teacher wasn't even trying to stop the fight. It was the first day of school! Then a girl with long scarlet hair stormed up, stopped the fight and started yelling at them for not following the school rules. I am pretty sure that she was the class president Erza Scarlet, she was the only on in the school with such a deep red hair color.

I grabbed Levy's hand and dragged her out the door.

"Lu-chan! Where are we going?!" Levy asked. "Anywhere away from those idiots." I replied. "What's your next class anyway?" I asked her, I really want her in my next class. Levy seems like the only sane person in this school. "Literature, you?" she responded. "Same." I replied with a smile. "Now let's go!" I exclaimed feeling excitement burst through me.

"Wait I need to go to the restroom!" Levy wined. Joy-kill I grumbled in my head. "Fine, I'll meet you in front of the class room, Ok?" she nodded and dashed down a hallway.

I stood there waiting for Levy to come back for about a minute when suddenly I heard commotion from the hall way that Levy had run of to. I dashed over to see what was going on… and what I found was horrifying.

Levy was on the ground tears running down her face, she looked like she had been shoved down. A girl with light blue, long hair was standing over her with a delighted smirk on her face. Angel I growled, she was the school's beautiful girl with no brains and had a habit of making people feel like shit. Or something along the lines of that. Everyone kept their distance from her, especially at times like this, after all her words did hurt, but she also had two goonies that would even beat up teachers that would get involved, Ultear and Meredy. Those two could send a grown man to the hospital without breaking a sweat.

However the only thing running through my head was to personally KILL Angel, and her two goonies if they got in my way. So I did the first thing that came to my rage filled brain. I walked up anger burning in my eyes and moved in front of Levy. Shielding her from Angel's view, I stood there firmly anger burning deep with-in me, daring Angel to make a move.

"So, little girl wants to play the hero!" Angel cooed in a sickly sweet voice.

"Shut the fuck up you bitch." I growled at her not even scared at the fact that Ultear and Meredy had moved from their positions on the side-lines.

"Well someone has a potty mouth!" Angel continued to coo in her sickly-sweat voice.

"I can come up with a laundry list just to describe your whole, well, that." I said motioning to all of her.

"My, my, someone's got guts! Or maybe it's the fact that blondes or just stupid!" she laughed at her own little joke with her sick laughter that belonged in a horror movie.

"Your one to talk. At least I wasn't named on opposite day!" I jabbed back, I wasn't going to let this bitch trash talk me without teaching her a thing or too. To my satisfaction she seemed taken aback, this girl, no bitch wasn't used to people fighting back. Boy was she in for a world of hurt.

"At least I'm not some cow-girl trying to act smart!" she shouted at me like it was supposed to actually do any damage.

"Are you kidding me? Cow-girl? I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit out a better comeback than that." That actually got quite a few sinkers and giggles out of the crowd of people around the fight that was breaking out. Angel didn't seem to like that very much.

"Y-you, who do you thing you are anyway!" Angel stuttered out with a bit of panic in her eyes.

"I'm just a girl that won't stand the fact that you walk around here like you own the place and treating people like shit! You are nothing more than a bitch walking around like you can just do whatever the hell you want to people and acting like we will actually sit here and stand for it!" I exclaimed angrily.

"Lu-chan, stop… you don't have to do this!" Levy pleaded behind me, her voice cracking from her crying.

"I don't have to do this my ass! I know for a fact that you did nothing to Angel, Levy and here you are getting smacked around like a piece of trash when you did nothing wrong!" I spat out. I then turned my attention to Angel now officially losing self-control, Levy should NEVER have to defend a bitch like her for ANY reason.

"As for you. I will only say this once." I glared turning back to Angel, "If you want to bully people fine. Go right a fucking head. But bully people that will actually fight back and give you a good slap I the face and punch I the gut when you deserve it!" I shouted at her face totally in-raged.

"Like who?" she asked daring me to name someone that would actually put up a fight against Angel and her goonies. To me the answer was simple.

"Me." I replied with a look that sent shivers down Angel's spine and also seemed to fuel the rage building in her eyes. That's when she lunged. She tried to land a punch to my face, but I had been trained in self-defense by the best that this town had to offer. I was tempted to give her a good flip or kick to the gut like you would see in a karate movie. But then again that might be a little too flashy, and the last thing I needed was to draw even more attention to myself… so I did the best thing I could think up in literally four seconds.

I slapped her… hard. And I mean bitch slapped her hard, right across her face. Now that I think about it, it was the most appropriate thing to do in the situation, I mean a bitch getting bitch-slapped. Oh the irony.

Angel fell down, that's right straight on her butt! That's how hard I hit her! She had this shocked look on her face, I don't know if it was from the force of the hit or the fact that someone had the nerve to hit back I didn't know. I was okay with either reaction. Hell I would celebrate over both.

I quickly turned my attention to Ultear and Merdy, then were now storming up to me looking slightly exited. I bet this was the first time in a while that they had been give the opportunity to beat the snot out of kid that could, and would, fight back. But I wasn't exactly known for giving up when things started to look grim.

Meredy lunged forward and attempted to land a punch to my face, but I was too quick for her. I dodged the punch and shoved her face-first in to the row of lockers that lined the hallway. Ultear was suddenly behind me and grabbed my hair, and she pulled hard. I will admit that to a normal person it would have hurt a lot, however I had experienced the sensation so many times it was now just a dull throb that I felt instead of a sharp stab of pain.

I elbowed Ultear in the stomach, which was a tactic that seemed to work considering she instantly let go of my hair. I suddenly felt myself falling forward, Meredy was back up and she had giving me a good shove. On a side note I was a tad bit satisfied that she had a bloody nose and a mark on her forehead that would most defiantly bruise.

I felt myself hit the ground and my head hurt. A lot. As I lied there I suddenly felt a sharp burst of pain from my stomach area and I felt the air forcefully leave my lungs. Someone had kicked me in the stomach. I felt more and more stabs of pain throughout me as Ultear joined the kicking. Then I felt and extremely hard kick to my bandaged left arm. I couldn't help it, I screamed out in pain as I felt the sensation of dozens of knives rip through my arm. (Trust me I know what it feels like to be cut by a knife).

Suddenly I heard a shout of rage and felt the kicking stop. I opened my eyes slightly to barley see through a mass of tears (of pain… duh) to see a blob of pink fighting of my attackers. And what surprised me even more was when that blob of pink was joined by a blob of deep scarlet red and a blob shade that could only be described as raven colored.

When my vision cleared I realized that these blobs were people by the names of Erza, Gray and Natsu. I swear that this school needs to be converted into a mental institution because everyone is INSANE. But then again I guess that means I belong here after all.

I heard the shouting of a teacher and the fighting before me stopped. I heard a lot of yelling from the teacher and just about as much from the students involved in the fight. I just closed my eyes and focused on breathing, at least I could still do that. I also realized that my arm was still stinging and felt as if it was on fire, which was never good. I just lied there making sure that nothing else was broken or damaged internally. Nothing so far.

I felt a hand on my shoulder and I looked up to see the class president Erza Scarlet. "Are you okay? Can you stand?" she asked looking over me with concern. I pulled myself into a sitting position and murmured "I'm fine. It'll take a lot more than that to kill me." I forced a smile, to calm her nerves.

I tried to stand but felt my legs give way beneath me. Erza moved forward to help steady me. I found my sense of balance and attempted to stand again, thankfully this time it worked. I stood and tried putting weight on either foot, I felt sore but besides that I didn't feel anything to abnormal. Erza gave me an extra concerned look which I responded with a small "I'll be fine." And another forced smile.

The teacher looked at me Ezra, Levy, Natsu and Gray and that's when I realized that the others weren't there. Well that was a relief, the last thing I needed was for them to make this an even more unpleasant situation. Or beat the crap out of us as soon as the teacher left. "You all should go and see principal Makarov right away. He will want to know what exactly this was all about." The teacher spoke in almost perfect monotone.

"Hey! Can't you see the condition she's in! She needs to go to the nurse not go tell the principal what everyone that was here in this hallway could tell you!" Natsu shouted at the teacher while pointing at me rage coming off him in waves.

"Go to the principal's office right now all of you." The teacher repeated monotonously as she walked away, not giving any more room for argument. "Damn it." Natsu murmured, his rage had not yet died. I was surprised when I felt the same vibes coming off everyone else as well. I realized that we wouldn't be getting far unless I calmed their nerves.

"I wouldn't want to be in the nurse's office with those bitches there anyway. I bet they would just love to bat me around a little more just for the hell of it." I stated. "They wouldn't hurt you if the nurse was there!" Erza exclaimed looking taken aback. "No offence but they don't really seem like the type of people known for following the rules." I replied calmly.

"Just one question," Gray asked from his position next to Natsu "Just how in the hell do you know that they got sent to the nurse's office?!"

"What would you do if I told you that I'm not human?" I asked in a joking manner, I had no idea where the energy to crack a joke came from but there it was.

"I'd call bullshit." Gray responded dully with a slight smile appearing on his face.

I laughed at that comment and replied with, Gray gave me an actual smile. "Come on." I stated a slight sternest now edging my voice "We don't need to be in any more trouble than we are in already." I finished my statement and started walking toward the principal's office, well more like limping, but getting there all the same.

Natsu P.O.V. (Walking to Makarov's office)

I really wanted to beat the living shit out of those girls. What gave them the right to hurt people?! I fumed at how wrong it was, the injustice of it all.

I looked up a Lucy who was refusing any help even though she was limping. I also noticed that her bandaged arm was bleeding, she really needed to go see a medical professional. It looked like it hurt a lot. Looking at her in her injured state seemed to make me even madder but in some way I was also a little shocked that she had even done what she had done. I mean she cussed out Angel and got into a fist fight with two of the most vicious people known to mankind and was here walking, or trying to walk, it off like nothing had happened. I would be simply amazed if she wasn't in poor condition. And anyway, that teacher had some never to giving us looks like we were the ones that had started the fight! We had only been defending someone from getting seriously injured! Sure we were beating the crap out of them but it was what they deserved!

I sighed as we walked towards Gramps' office. I really just wanted to make sure Lucy was alright and personally beat the living shit out of the three that had done this to her. I walked in to the office behind Lucy and Levy, with Erza and Gray behind me. I looked up at Gramps who took one look at Lucy and sighed, gesturing for all of us to have a seat.

"So, I have a fairly good idea of what went on. Angel started bullying Levy, Lucy stepped in. Angel attempted to attack her but Lucy hit her in self-defense. Ultear and Meredy then attempted to attack Lucy and then it turned into an all-out fist fight. Am I correct?" Gramps asked all of us. I would have also added the fact that they tried to flat out kill Lucy or at least send her to the hospital should have been included. But before I could speak Lucy spoke up.

"Spot on General Kill-Joy." She said blandly and then continued, "How long did it take you to crack the case? I mean it must have been so much work on your part!" she finished with a hint of sarcasm.

Gramps looked at her and tried to keep his expression stern but he couldn't stop a smile spreading across his face. "Nice to see your still alive and kicking." Her chuckled.

"I surprised you doubted me dear General! After all you have seen be put through worse!" she exclaimed her expression seemed to be nothing but amused.

Gramps continued and said "So I have concluded that Lucy and Levy were victims, however the behavior of Mr. Fullbuster, Mr. Dragoneel and Ms. Scarlet were unacceptable in this situation, acting no better than the attackers." I was now enraged. We had been defending Lucy and Levy from the attackers we weren't the ones hurting them! I was about to stand up and shout about how that was unfair and wrong but Lucy beat me to it, again.

She calmly stated "Any punishment that you give to them you're going to have to give to me." Her face void of emotion but her eyes were filled with determination. "And why is that?" Gramps asked.

"Because I provoked the fight and these three," she said pointing at the three of us, "protected me and warded off my attackers. So any punishment you wish to drop on them you will have to drop on me to." Holding her determined glare.

Gramps looked at her and burst into a fit of laughter. "You drive a hard barging girl! Alright I won't add anything to you and your friends school records!" the rest of us let out a sigh of relief. Thank god!

Gramps sighed. "I guess I better send you on your way!" As soon as he said that we all stood up and made your way to the door but before we left he called "And Lucy! Make sure that you go get yourself checked out by the nurse!"

"Aye general!" she called over her shoulder as she walked out of the office. As we all exited the office I noticed that Lucy was going the opposite way from the nurse's office.

"Hey where do you think you're going?!" I called after her, confused. She turned around and responded with "Class my dear sir! I'm already late!" I groaned, of course she wasn't going to the nurse's office. That idiot. I thought as I caught up to her. I grabbed her right hand and started walking towards the nurse's office. I was a little surprised when everyone else followed us to the nurse's office. I didn't say anything, Lucy didn't say anything, and hell no one said anything.

And I realized then that, maybe my life was just about to change…

Chapter 2 End

So anyway… sorry if my characters are a little… well out of character.

So I HOPE YALL ENJOYED THIS STORY! I hope chapter two isn't as boring as chapter one was… till next time readers! LOVE YALL!