Eragon- Chapter 1- Initiating the Plan

Drunk- Romance- Started: 5/27/2009

A/N: Well here's chapter 1, one thing for you transforming Eragon or Saphira fans, I'm not transforming anyone. By the way, I know Saphira is out of character, it's a… "side affect" of her heat. As for Arya, her character is a little hard for me to understand and express, I'm so sorry about them being OOC.

I walked down to the party with Eragon and I look around. The party was being held outside on a platform raised about three feet off the ground. There were three posts on each side of the evenly square platform, in between each one, at the top, was a rope that held some of the elves' flameless lanterns. The platform was big enough to hold twenty tables, plus one table were the elf of the hour and her family sat, and a huge area big enough for twenty dragons, big enough area for me and Thorn that is.

I looked down at Eragon who smiled up at me and he walked off gracefully and I examined him and lie down. Eragon sat on Arya's right and Islanzadi on her left. I looked at a small barrel of mead that was stationed next to me to drink when I felt like it. Amusement and excitement filled my being, my plan was about to be put into progress.

As everyone took their seats, I noticed Angela the herbalist sitting beside one of the elves at the second table, she got up and walked over to me and sat beside me and Thorn who had just taken a spot on my other side, I could feel his gaze pressing on me like a billion pounds of cow meat. Angela looked up at me and smiled,

"I foresaw something dragon." She spoke with amusement and I look down at her with an immense sapphire eye,

'And what is that Fortune teller.' My mind connected with only hers so no one else could hear. She looked back at me with the slyest grin on her face,

"I just hope your little plan works out," she giggles and embarrassment floods my body, "just try not to hurt him, alright. We still need him just in case." she laughs and walks off as Thorn looks at me hard. This time I look back at him,

'Thorn, do you want me?' I speak with a hint of annoyance in my tone. Thorn ignores my tone and his mind floods mine, happiness that I'm probably about to accept him flowing from him, that's all I need to know from him,

'Get over it.' I quickly say to him before he can answer, 'I'm in love with my rider. I want him and that's the only male I want, so please for the Gods' sake and your sake, leave me be.' Thorn's emotions changed into despondence and I slid away from him. I felt bad for him and I hated being mad at people, only I did it when needed be.

The party went on as planned and everyone hadn't asked Eragon anything about his little anger incident with me, which was good, cause he seemed to have forgotten about it –and me- all at the same time, this was all according to plan, it was all perfect. Islanzadi went on about how beautiful her daughter was, during which time I distracted myself from her, and then everyone sat about feasting and commenting on their years knowing Arya and then the gifts came upon her.

I watched as everyone gave her a simple gift that they made with simple materials, a dagger made of pure silver, a cape that looked similar to Islanzadi's swan feather one, a new dress and all sorts of others. But then came Eragon's, as he walked to his wife he stood there before her and he handed her the box that I had hidden underneath me before. She opened it and what was in it made everyone stare in awe. I finally got a glimpse of it as Eragon took it from the box and placed it upon her neck. It was an ice blue sapphire cut into the shape of a heart, bordering it was what looked like a gold dragon holding it over its chest like its own heart, and holding the pendant was pure gold chain.

As I listened I heard Eragon tell her of how he made it himself and he went threw all the trouble just for her. She looked up at him and embraced him, their lips locked together in a passionate kiss. My body quivered more then ever, now I was furious, I was ready to pounce.

I quickly locked myself from everyone else and screamed to myself all the horrible things I was ready to roar, 'AH, ARYA YOU SICK, TWISTED, INSOLENT BITCH OF AN ELF! GODS DAMN YOU, YOU LITTLE PRISSY HUSSY! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A PUDDLE OF BLOOD AND SPERM, WHERE YOU SHOULD BELONG! YOU DAMN WHORE!' I quickly calm down and I allow myself back into the world where I can talk to whoever I wish and they can talk to me.

I think back to what I said, I could have handled that better but I didn't, the heat was getting the best of me, Gods I needed something to relieve it. But that is what my plan's result should be.

As everyone continued to eat, I noticed Angela who was watching me. My consciousness soon was invaded by her, 'Allow me to help you initiate your plan,' her voice held amusement as if she was going to enjoy this as much as I was, 'I'll distract the others while you spike the punch with the mead.' I allowed my amusement to show through and she added, 'That was your plan… wasn't it?'

'Well it wasn't before, but now it is.' my voice shaky out of happiness that I had a plan, 'To tell the truth, I didn't have a plan at the moment.'

Angela didn't say anything only stood up and walked to the front, everyone looked at her and she spoke loud and clear, "I would like to propose a toast to Arya Svit-kona, and wish her a happy birthday…"

While Angela had the others' attention on her, I grabbed the mead barrel and snuck behind everyone to the bowl of red punch. As I came close to the bowl I punctured a hole into the barrel as quietly as I could. I then stood on my hind legs and held the barrel in my fore legs like a human would with it in their arms and I gently and quietly administered the mead into the half empty bowl. The red liquid quickly filled up but still had a ways to go.

"I would also like to add to this my humble gratitude to Arya for allowing me invitation to her birthday. And wish my late comments on my happiness for her and Eragon, for I wasn't invited to the wedding, because someone forgot to invite me. I won't name names..." Angela smiled and silently added for everyone to hear, "Eragon."

This caused everyone to laugh, including me, I chuckled slightly and then looked back at the bowl, it was full and I quickly picked it up again and I walked back to my place and sat down, no one ever knowing of my action. My mood was one of accomplishment.

I was just in time too, for as I laid back down I heard Angela, "Wow, I said a mouthful, now, who's thirsty? I'd be surprised if no one is for I might have even made everyone parched." she laughed at her own remark as well as the others and every elf including my rider got up to get some punch.

Oh yes, phase one of my plan was complete.

A/N: Oh my… Now Angela is in on Saphira's plan and what does Saphira mean 'phase one' and what's "phase two". Wow, what's next? Oh and sorry Arya fans, I'm not trying to bash Arya if that's what you think I'm doing, I don't bash any characters. And sorry if Saphira's words about Arya are too "detailed" or harsh, just let me know and I'll try to change that.