Arthur note: I didn't expect this to get so many followers and so fast! I've decided that I won't do the mischief at the mall bit because things like that, become really hard for me to right about, don't get me wrong, comedy is a strong prospect of mine but not in this kind of situation and anything I think of seems very awkward too me.

I do not own Ouran Highschool Host Club.

Enjoy!

Sabazio Moscatelli, know this was going to be a long ride, the moment he strapped himself to the Airplane seat.

He was surprised that his so called Parents even agreed to let him out of the country without strapping a tracker onto, but that didn't mean they didn't set rules for him to follow, like not to wash his hair for fear that the dye will come out and he would finally see his true hair colour and not only that but for people to finally realise he looked nothing like his so called parents, raising some unwanted questions.

But they didn't say anything about removing his eye contacts when nobody was looking at the hotel, for once he could secretly see his real eye colour for the first time in his life.

Sabazio wore a grey t-shirt, underneath a red criss-cross opened shirt and over that was a crimson red sleeveless coat, the look was pulled together by a red belt with silver mini spikes across it and green jeans with a silver chain and high tops.

At least one good thing came out of sealing all the toys that were supposed to be for him, his so called parents spent a small portion of the actually profit on himself to raise him.

Next to him was one, Athos, who had somehow come to the conclusion that he was a perfect nap pillow for his head and was currently drooling all over his right shoulder.

Charming. He thought, sarcastically trying to move away from the spit.

Yep, this was going to be a long ride.

Ch 2: Finding out the impossibe

They arrived in Japan ten hours later, where a bus was already waiting for them to take them to the bed and breakfast hotel, which took a full hour to get to, when they finally left the bus, they all stared at their very first Japanese inn in real life.

"Welcome!" a middle age looking, Japanese married couple said, they had been waiting outside for them in their Yukata's and Kimono's.

At least half of the class turned to one of the two teachers, hope one of them was about to translate for them in Italian.

"They said, welcome" The female teacher said, getting an 'ooh' look from most of the group before saying to the couple, in good enough Japanese. "Thank you for having us." bowing politely.

The couple smiled before gesturing inside for them to follow and they followed them inside the building, inside was exactly was exactly what was shown on TV especially in Kong Fu movies.

"Damn, there's no TV here" Athos said, looking around and saying. "There have, better be internet connection here or I'm out" and a lot of the group silently agreed.

For them, internet was their life.

The two teacher shot Athos a look for being rude and the teen suddenly found the floor very interesting.

"Now everyone, were going to read out who's in which room." The male teenager said, as his co teacher got out a short list and began to read.

Sabazio and Athos, tried to look as innocent as possible when their teacher read out who was in who's room and stopped when she read out that both Sabazio and Athos were sharing the same room.

Her eyes narrowed suspiciously at both of them, she didn't remember ever putting them in the same room and wondered what she had been smoking when she did.

What she didn't know was that both of them had snuck into the teacher's lounge and changed their rooms arrangements before any of the teachers could come back.

"You may, all go to your rooms and unpack" The male teenager said, and not a moment too soon, everyone practically rushed to find their new rooms.

Athos was the most relieved out of the two, when he set his eyes on a small familiar looking box in the corner of the Japanese styled room.

"IT'S A TV!" Athos shouted, the teen clung to the little box like he had found his missing child making him barely avoided his own wife's wrath.

Sabazio sweat dropped, it's just a TV. He thought.

"I wonder if there's internet, here" Athos said, as he dropped his duffle bag and vowed to get the password for the internet so that he didn't use up his 4G data.

"Maybe" Sabazio said, as he began to unload his stuff into their shared cupboard and placing his bath things in the bathroom, wondering why everything so small and said. "Anyway, I think its near dinner time"

And Athos checked his phone to find that it was indeed near six o'clock, due to the time, he didn't think that they were truly going to do anything today, it was too late and most of them were incredible tired and would only moan if they were forced to go out.

They both ended up spending twenty minutes in their new room before one of the teachers came in to announce dinner was ready and they needed to leave the room.

"Man, I'm starving" Athos said, ignoring the fact he had a chocolate bar and a bottle of coke not ten minutes ago. "I think we're having a Japanese style dinner"

"Really? That's sounds interesting." Sabazio said, wondering if he should change out of his clothes and into something more formal.

"I've had Japanese styled food before but I've only ever tried Ramen" Athos said, as they walked out and joined the rest of the group who was following a teacher to the dining room.

"Athos, I think everyone has tried that" Sabazio injected. "It is fairly common food in super markets and it's not special at all" depressing the guy who was trying to impress him.

They entered the room, to find several extremely low tables accompanied by chairs that didn't have legs any lags, surrounding them.

All of them pretty much stood in the corner looking awkward.

"Please, sit down." The Japanese women said with a polite smile, and you didn't have to be a fluent in Japanese to know what she just said as she gestured to the tables.

Naturally both Athos and Sabazio were the first to grab a seat on the floor, mainly because they were starving and they could smell the scent of meat, as soon as they did, the rest began to follow them.

It wasn't long before the food arrived in plates on strays, two trays per table and everyone eyed the strange food wondering what it could do to their stomachs if they took the plunge into the unknown.

The teachers were the first to bravely, take one plate and try to eat the contents, because they were supposed to be setting an example for the rest of them.

"Mm" The male teacher said, chewing and trying not to show how he would like nothing more than to find a bin and spit it out and said. "It has such an interesting texture"

"Yes very interesting. Very good" The female teacher said, forcing her throat to swallow it even when it was pleading.

"Teacher is really that good?" Athos said, with a certain look that didn't sit well for both teachers and suddenly Sabazio had the same look as well much to their horror. "Here" he said, pouring some of his food into both of the teacher's plates.

"I'm allergenic to some of the food, here" the teen lied, as he dumped the food inside his teacher's plate ignoring the baffled looks he was getting and said. "Teacher I'm sure, you have plenty of space in that stomach of yours to eat this small portion, right?" knowing full well his teachers secretly hated it.

Sabazio caught on to this fact as well just as fast and said.

"Teacher, I'm illogic too" Sabazio said, adding to the pile.

Both of the teachers looked irritated while their fellow classmates looked on confusion and amusement.

"After all, teacher, isn't it your job to protect the students?" Sabazio said, with a certain smile that would have made certain people do a double take and said. "You can't possible allow me, a student, to eat something that could possible kill me, can you? And isn't it bad to waste food?"

And the teacher's wisely said nothing, Sabazio had shut them up before they could even respond and responding to anything less than ideal would make them look bad in the eyes of all their other students.

Curse these two.

"Eat up" He said, with an 'innocent' smile, as he returned to the table, he and Athos shared a slyly look with each other while the poor teachers were looking torn between giving the two a piece of their mind or trying to set a good example for everyone else.

"This is good" Sabazio said, he had to admit as he ate some freshly prepared meat, the taste was odd at first but you quickly get used it to and thought how good it would be if he had a fresh glass of water, but he didn't think his stomach would survive fresh water from the tap if he dared and wondered if he could purchase a bottle of water instead.

"Let me taste" and Athos prepared his chop sticks and stole his last piece of meat.

Sabazio eyes flashed red.

And both teacher's felt an all too familiar headache coming on.

#The next day#

Both Athos and Sabazio, want to bed covered in food, they had been forced to clean the mess of the food fight they had so they got to bed late.

Sabazio ended up kicking Athos awake to wake him up, when the teens phone alarm went off and Athos just had to have the phone, fricken password protected on the Alarm itself so that nobody but the teen could turn it off.

With his sleep pretty much gone, Sabazio was forced to get up and shower, Athos was still most asleep so the guy won't be fully awake for an hour or so.

He showered and while in the middle of brushing his teeth, he stopped and silently looked carefully around to make sure Athos was truly unaware before direction his hands to his eyes.

It was a delicate process as he removed the contact lenses from his eyes to finally view his real eyes colour for the first time in his life.

And amber coloured eye stared back at him were there used to be a black one.

He had amber coloured eyes.

He felt a flood of relief.

Thank god, he didn't have regular brown eyes.

With the discover of his real eye colour came the feeling that he had discovered a little part of himself that he didn't know was there as he stared at the one thing that he could say was truly his own.

There was a knock at the door.

"Sabazio?" A groggy voice said, as Sabazio quickly put back the contact lenses. "What the hell are doing in there? I need to go toilet!"

"I'm getting out now" He said, looking into the mirror to see if his eyes didn't look off before walking out in nothing but a blue bath towel around his waist.

Athos immediately rushed passed him and slammed the door behind him.

Sabazio shook his head.

#4 hours later#

Sabazio thought that he was going to die of boredom, this couldn't have been more boring and he wasn't the only one to think this, as they were all forced by their teacher's to go through an extremely boring tour on Japanese history, not even allowing them to glance at the gift shop.

"Damn, when is this over?" Athos said, feeling like he couldn't take another step, thankfully they saw the exist not that far away from them and you could see their spirits rising.

"Now, class wasn't that informative?" The male teacher said, not seeing how every student was looking at him like he was crazy and with an impatient look.

Just release them and let them go to the gift shop, already.

The Gift Shop!

"Now, on the right is a gift sho-" The female teacher began, only to find out, she didn't have time to finish as all the students practically bolted to the shop.

"Um, well meet back in an hour" The male teacher said, he had never seen any of his students move that fast when it came to their homework.

Both Sabazio and Athos, made their way to the shop and you could just see the mischief in the air as they began to pick up weird bobble heads of famous Japanese anime stars.

"It's so large" Sabazio said, rocking one back and forth, the best part about it was that dolls head was super squishy as well and made inappropriate sounds.

"Hey, Sabazio" Athos said, "Look at this" showing him the toy that was in the shape of poop with eyes and everything.

Now that was disturbing.

"I'm getting it" Athos said, going to the counter and paying for it while Sabazio went to get anything squishy and weird feeling for the fun of it.

In the end he saw an toy eyeball, that allowed you to rip the guts out of the eye and stretch it, it was perfect, he placed it on the counter and was fully about to pay for it when he noticed something.

Or someone.

The counter women.

The counter women was, staring.

At him.

He stared back with unblinking eyes.

Was there something on his face?

"Yo, Sabazio what's taking so long?" Athos said.

"This women staring at me" Sabazio said, finding it creepy, his speech seemed to snap her out of whatever trace she was under as she quickly apologised to him in quick and humble Japanese.

"No, problem" He said, in good enough Japanese making her eyes widen in shock.

He couldn't help but wonder how easy it would be to give the women a heart attack as he paid for it before taking it and leaving with Athos out of the store, while feeling the women's eyes on him.

Athos managed to drag him along to a nearby Japanese super market, no matter how much he protested.

"Come on, aren't we here, to get the full Japanese experience?" Athos said, with a mischievous smirk, they both know, full well that they weren't supposed to be in here and their teachers would end up hunting, them down when they realised they hadn't shown up yet.

Athos took a shopping basket, and pretty much throw in anything that sounded weird or funny to him, which was pretty much everything in the store, his Japanese was actually pretty good.

"Sabazio, you've got to read this" Athos said, stifling his laughter as he showed his friend the naming disaster on a bottle of water.

It was called 'Pet Water'.

"Pet Water?" Sabazio said, also stiflingly his laughter. "Isn't this just regular water? That's so weird"

Neither of them saw the brown haired Japanese girl, that they were about to walk into until it was too late.

They collided with each other but none of them crashed to the ground.

"Sorry" The girl said in fluent Japanese, as she quickly went around them without bothering to looking up, she didn't see the card slip out of her pocket and by the time she would realise it, it would be too late.

"Who know Japanese girls were so small" Athos said, looking back, he wished he had seen the girls face, maybe she was cute.

Meanwhile Sabazio noticed something on the floor and went to pick up the card and turned it over to examine it.

He found that it was a student ID for one Haruhi Fujioka.

Sabazio stared at the sight of a popular anime character on a legit looking ID card.

"What are you looking at?" Athos said, looking over his shoulder to see the ID.

"Haruhi?" Athos said, reading it, why did it say male, he could have sworn that was a girl unless he was a very good crossdresser and said. "This looks expensive; I wonder how much we can sell it for? That crossdressing boy is gone and I doubt we'll either find him or see him ever again."

"…On the card, it says this belongs to some place called Ouran Highschool" Sabazio said, he still couldn't believe it.

Was this some kind of a Joke.

"Sounds posh" Athos said.

"I think it is, because we're going to break into it" Sabazio declared and Athos just had to say.

"Huh?"

And scene!

Next chapter, both, boys get their hands on a Highschool Ouran uniform and infiltrate the school to track down Haruhi and give her back her student ID. Review/ Fav and follow!