CHAPTER TWO
I got some positive feed back for this story, and I'm surprised as much as all of you are. And now a great man once said "No time for that now, the computer's starting."
Homer stood there staring at Ash and his friends, and the unfamiliar creatures in the background. "The nuclear waste continues to find more victims!" he continued panicking.
"Stop saying that." Misty ordered.
"Hi, I'm Ash." "I'm Brock" "And i'm Misty."
Homer raised an eye brow "What the hell do I care?"
"Well usually when you meet some one for the first time you introduce your self, that includes saying names." Ash told him.
"I can just make up names. You can be 'Z face', that guy can by 'Blindy', and she can be whatever her name is cuz she's not as funny looking as you two." Homer pointed at Misty.
"It's Misty." she said
"Oh I'll never remember that. I'll call you 'M.'"
"Do you live around here?" Brock asked the fat guy
"Duh, what are you new? Stupid Squinty." Homer crossed his arms and glared at him.
"Didn't you name me Blindy though?" Brock reminded him.
"That was before I was smart enough to realize you weren't blind, but squinting." Homer explained.
"Do you know who Professor Frink is?" Ash asked him, Pikachu was now standing on his shoulders.
"Maybe. But right now I have to knock that mutated mouse of your shoulders." Homer grabbed a cane from an old man walking by.
"Homer, I need that to walk." the old man told him.
"Shut up, Dad." Homer prepared to whack Pikachu off of Ash when Pikachu fought back, using an electric shock.
"Dah-ahhh!-bah-duh-ack!" Homer fell to the ground, steam rising from his shocked body. "Did I get it?" he asked.
"No. This is Pikachu. He's my best friend." Ash told him, while petting his buddy.
Homer popped up off the ground, still burnt up black. "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Your best friend is a mutated mouse? Oh wow that's sad." he continued to laugh.
"Listen sir, we need directions to Professor Frink's laboratory. Do you know where it is?" Misty asked.
"Well, not really. But I don't know where anything is. If you keep driving you'll eventually find it. That's my motto." Homer pointed to his chest.
"Motto?" a female voice asked.
"We'll show you a motto." a man's voice said next.
"Prepare for trouble in a foreign land."
"Make that double I just used the can."
"To steal pokemon from innocent trainers."
"Other villains are a whole lot meaner."
"From now on we wont be playing nice."
"Ever since last week when we all got lice."
"Jessie"
"James"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light."
"Surrender now or...or-or we'll bite."
"Meowth, that was gay."
"Aren't you two a little old to be trick and or treating?" Homer asked, with his arms crossed, not impressed by the trio.
Jessie and James looked at each other, and then glared back at Homer.
"And you, little kid in a cat costume." Homer walked up to Meowth "Aren't you a little young to have such an old New York accent?"
"I'll have you know I was raised in Hollywood." Meowth turned away.
"What do you want this time Team Rocket?" Ash asked, in a not so thrilled tone.
"We're here to steal your pikachu." Jessie and James pointed to the pokemon.
"Your not getting Pikachu. Go out and get your own." Ash ordered.
"We would but unfortunately the game boy game lies when it comes to telling where certain pokemon are located." James said, holding a Game Boy Advance SP with a new version of Crystal created just for this part of the story.
"What's with the yellow guy?" Jessie asked, starring at Homer, dumbfounded.
Homer turned around to Ash and the others "His name is Pikachu, get it right." Homer said, looking at the electric rodent.
"Give us Pikachu. Dont force us to use force." Jessie threatened.
"Come on Z Face, can't you order that thing to shock them like it did me?" Homer asked
"Sounds like a plan. Pikachu, use thunderbolt!"
"Pika...CHU!" Pikachu let out a powerful surge of electricity and shocked Team Rocket.
After the shock was over, they all stood there, burnt to a crisp.
"How did he know we wouldn't be using anti-electric devices. This is the first time in years we haven't." James mentioned to Jessie.
"Ok Charizard, you know what to do." Ash looked to his dragon pokemon.
Charizard looked back and into Ash's eyes. Then he nodded...and tilted his head like a dog. "Char?"
"Come on, Char, you know..." Ash pointed to Team Rocket.
"Ash, Charizard and other poke'mon have to be ordered to attack. Haven't you learned anything since 98?" Brock was disappointed with his friend's knowledge.
"Use a tail whip of some kind and send them flying!" Ash ordered and Charizard did as told.
"Char!" he whacked them into the air and send them soaring into the distance.
"Looks like Team Rocket didn't have any plan!" a ding sound was made as they went out of view.
"Wow. I didn't know that kind of elevation caused by any sort of impact was possible." Homer said, impressed by how far the three villains went. "Anyways, as I was saying. I'd love for you guys to buy me dinner."
"Um, I think what happened last was us asking you if you knew where Frink's lab is." Misty reminded him.
"Oh yeah, the nerd guy. Sure, I'll be happy to give you a tour of Springfield while trying to find his nerd factory. Follow me." he began walking towards the park's exit.
Ash, Misty, Brock, and every single pokemon all looked at each other, shrugged, and ran to catch up with their new friend.
Not too long later they were all out of the park and walking around the town. All of the pokemon had been called back in their balls...poke'balls, except of course for Pikachu, duh.
"All right, let the tour begin." Homer turned to his new friends before looking showing them the buildings. "There's Moe's, the Duff factory, and 'Drunk's Worst Nightmare' where I'm suppose to have my AA meeting now."
several flashes went off as Brock took pictures. "Any places to eat around here?" Ash asked.
"Sure, there's Krusty Burger." Homer pointed to the fast food restaurant.
"Ew, krusty?" Ash shuttered.
"That's Mr. Krusty to you, tool." Krusty the clown said, now standing next to him.
"Ahh! It's the IT clown, get away from me." Ash hid behind Misty.
"Relax, Z face, it's only the funniest kid friendly guy in the world." Homer put his arm around the TV clown.
"Get off me. I have an important meeting with a pimp to get to." Krusty, his monkey Mr. Teenie, and his supporting character, Sideshow Mel continued on their way to an alley.
"Ok, let me continue telling you about the things I see." Homer pointed to a hill top "Like the Nuclear Power Plant where I work. It creates mutants like your selves."
"We're not mutants." Misty crossed her arms.
"That's what the people at Fox said too." he pointed behind him at the Fox broadcasting building. Egg yokes stained the building in many places.
"Was that suppose to be a shot at Fox?" Brock asked.
"Yeah. Wanna try?"
"Well..." Brock thought about it "The entire load of people that work for Fox have the unified brain of a regular animal fox."
"That was stupid." Homer was disappointed with his slam "I'm very disappointed with you, Squinty."
Meanwhile...in another part of town. Jesse, James, and Meowth are plotting out their next moves. "Anyone got an idea?" Jessie asked.
"We could trick the Fox network into giving us our own reality show where we do whatever we want in a house." James suggested.
"That just might work, but we don't a dumb blond girl." Jessie sighed.
"But we do have a dumb red goil." Meowth laughed, but quickly received a punch in the mouth. "Ow."
"I found something." James held a media guide for the town of Springfield. "It says here one of the richest mans in the country lives right here in town. He's a billionaire."
"Mans? Maybe you could work at Fox." Meowth slammed his friend and a broadcasting company at the same time.
"So let's go find this guy and make his house lighter." Jessie said, and the three pumped their fists in the air.
"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do!" Homer sang in front of the convenient store.
"What's that?" Misty asked.
"It's a store, now let us enter." Homer entered the store, along with the others. Then he noticed some people standing in line. It was Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers.
"Oh no. that's my boss. I can't let him see me." Homer panicked, getting all jumpy.
"Do you work on weekends?" Brock asked.
"Oh yeah, it's Sunday. Heh-heh. I can do anything I want." he approached his boss. "Hey Mr. Burns, you ugly old greedy jerk. I hate you."
"Uh..." Ash/Misty/Brock in unison "Pi..." Pikachu
"Who is this insulting big boned yutz?" Burns asked his assistant.
"That's Homer Simpson sir. He's your worst employee from sector 7-G." Smithers told him.
"It would be a shame if I knocked that health bar out of your hands." Homer whacked his hand at his boss's candy bar, it fell to the ground in slow motion.
"How dare you. Your fired."
"...D'oh! Hey wait, you can't fire me. You already did that on Friday. You hear me?!"
Burns and Smithers walked out of the store, Burns crying, and Smithers comforting him. Homer sighed and turned to his Indian friend "Hey Apu can I get a job here?"
"I guess so Mr. Homer, just make sure you don't load up on expired food products hourly like last time." Apu said in his India accent, while handing him an application.
"Can you do my paper work, my hands are all purple from the donuts" he said as he devoured the many purple frosted donuts on the rack.
"Mr. Simpson, can you please take us to Frink's lab?" Ash asked.
"I don't know, CAN i?" Homer asked, his arms crossed, with a victory smile.
Ash sighed and rolled his eyes "Ok, COULD you please take us to Frink's lab?"
"All right." and the group walked out of the store.
The characters walked down down the sidewalk, and past 'Reflection World' which is a mirror shop. "Woah! Check us out guys." Brock pointed at the window of the store, which was all one big mirror. Ash and Misty couldn't believe what they saw.
"I look like a Simpson's character." Ash said, stunned at the visual of himself.
"That's weird. Is this a fun house or something?" Misty was very confused.
"My eyes are kind of open in my reflection." Brock noted.
"Stop wasting time you three. We have to get your pencil box to Professor Frink." Homer said, and they all continued on their way.
(Ok, this here isn't part of the story in. I just wanted to let you know that i simpsonized Ash, Misty, Brock, and a few other pokemon characters, including my own character from other fics, Bryan. If you'd like to see what they look like, let me know and i'll send them to you. Hopefully it works, cuz i tried sending some to my self, and i never got the mail. So if it never comes, let me know and ill send it to you another way. Back to the story...)
Around the corner came Bart on his skate board. He was whistling the King Of The Hill theme. Then he saw his dad and gasped. "Uh-oh."
"Hey boy, why aren't you at work?"
"Uh..." Bart wasn't sure how to respond, because the question wasn't quite what it should have been asking. "I...don't have a job."
"Well all right then. Carry on." Homer patted his son on the head and walked off, followed by Ash and the others.
Bart took a sigh of relief and resumed skating, and whistling the King Of The Hill theme.
The group of mixed people walked and walked until they passed another group of mixed characters.
"Come on, Yu-gi, we have to go rescue your sister." Peter Griffin said, standing with Yu-gi and his friends, plus the Griffin family.
"I'm so worried about her." Lowis said, she held Stewie in her arms.
Stew bust out laughing. "Your hair is absolutely hideous. It's like the opposite of Britney Spear's shaved head but just as dreadful."
"Hey. That's pretty mean." Yu-gi said, turning away from the talking baby.
"Yeah, he's right, Stewie." Bryan the talking dog said.
"Don't let him get to you, Yu-gi." Joey placed a hand on his friend's shoulder.
"This reminds me of the time when I entered Brian in that dog fight with Michael Vick." Peter remonisced.
Vick held two black cats in his arms. "I love you kitties, love ya so much." he said as he cuddled them.
"Ok, Brian, you can do this. Just use your words to out smart him." Peter told him.
"I'll try, but that dog has been starved to death. I just ate a couple minutes ago." Brian said, very nervous.
"hehehehehehehehe. You think that's bad? Remember the time when I met the cast of Yu-gi-o?" Peter asked, and the flashback ended.
"Let's just get going." Yu-gi said and they all took off to the Yu-gi-o theme song. 'Ya-mu, ya-mu, ya-mu, YA- MU!'
...but that's another story...
anyways, Homer, Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu stopped in their tracks because a circular shadow cast over the ground. They looked up to see a flying saucer coming down towards them.
"Look!" Sideshow Mel came out of no where "There's a flying saucer and it's approaching us all!"
The UFO landed on the ground and out came two green space creatures. The people of the town all screamed and gasped.
"Greetings, people. I am Kane. And this is my sister, Kodos." he introduced the two.
"Hello." Kodos waved.
"Whatever are you here for?" Sideshow Mel asked loudly.
"We're here to take over your city to use as our new nesting grounds." Kane explained.
"And there's almost nothing you can do to stop us." Kodos said, the drool bursting from her mouth.
"Now wait just a minute here." Principal Skinner marched towards the aliens. "You can't make this your nesting ground, people live here." he poked Kane in the head, through it's protected by a powerful type of glass.
Kane took out his ray gun and fired it at Skinner, obliterating him. The town's people all gasped. Then the aliens started laughing to make the story longer
"Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"
Ash couldn't help but join in "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. OW!" he exclaimed after Misty punched him in the head.
"This isn't funny!" she yelled at him.(what she said could also be said for my story. The readers all go 'lol. The first good joke')
"But they have such a contagious laugh, Misty."
"Silence!" Kane pointed his ray gun at Ash and his friends, and Homer too. Then he fired it at them, and they were gone.
...to be continued...
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