Disclaimer- Orochimaru's favorite movie is likely to be "Snakes on a Plane." His favorite cartoon character could likely be Ayame Sohma, who shares the form of a white snake, the symbol of eternal life.
This Chapter is Dedicated to Last of the Starmakers for:
A: Being my first reviewer.
B: Telling me where to find another Eikichi fanfic, and by the name "Whisker's and Rosepetals", I expect it to be about Eikichi and Kurama, but I still have to read it.
C. Telling me that I pretty much did a bad job on my Cliff-hanger . But not to worry, I'll try harder, this time!
Since no one has yet given a guess to my question, I think I'll just let it until someone guesses, it can be through E-mail or review, I don't mind.
This is then secondly dedicated to the people who read, but since you didn't review, this part may have some plot twits you will not like.
Oh, and for you sillies out there who don't know what the meaning of "fan fiction" is,
I do NOT own Yuyu Hakusho. Why do we have to say that in every chapter, I ask you, you silly law, why can't we just say it in the first chapter in a huge font, bolded, italicized, and underlined letters in the first chapter and be done with it?
Well, brief chapter description, someone leaves, seamingly permanantley, then returns in the same chapter! To see who, and why, check in on this new chapter!
Now, to the story, already!
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After the little episode with the health insurance, Keiko went to cook breakfast. She fell asleep while standing up. Oh well, it's not like she has a gas stove or anything. Yusuke was out just visiting with old friends. Hiei stopped by to ask why he wasn't in demon world yet. "There's another tournament coming up in a few months. Not that you'd win, seeing as how much you've slacked on your training," Hiei said, trying to convince Yusuke to come back to the Demon Realm. Hiei also noted that Kurama had a family, but he left who he was married with as a mystery. He said that it was a bit of a surprise.
Yusuke went out to visit Kazuma, seeing as they only lived across the street. Kazuma and Yukina Kuwabara and their family were doing great. They had an adorable little Fire Apparition, who was 30, and an adorable little Ice Apparition, who was 35. Poor Yusuke, though, because the whole house was a constant snowstorm, since it was an Ice Apparition's house. Kazuma now stays in Kyo's room, Kyo being Kuzuma's son. Kyo's room was the only warm place in the house.
And, as expected, Yusuke and Kuwabara started fighting again. And as expected, Kazuma looses.
"Darn you, Urameshi, I'm never going to beet you before I die!" Kazuma yells,
"Well then, Kuwabara, why don't you become a demon or something then come to Makai with me? I know someone who could help you with that," Yusuke said, making a witty remark, as always.
"What, you mean Hiei? Asking Hiei would be the last thing I do!" Kazuma screams angrily, causing himself to go into a coughing fit.
"Then I suppose you go ask him now, with your health, I doubt you'd last another year! Even with AARP Health Insurance…" Yusuke, once again, makes a witty remark.
"FINE!" Kazuma yells, grabbing his coat, "I'll go make myself a half-demon! Then we'll see who's strongest! I'll beet you for sure!" Kazuma storms off, very pissed off, in search for a certain, three eyed Fire Apparition.
"… I was just cracking a joke…" Yusuke says, dumbfounded, "Heh, oh well, Hiei's demons aren't very powerful, anyway."
Yusuke then left off and striked a little conversation with Yukina. Just some small talk about how he might be returning to the Demon Realm soon.
Yusuke thought it might be fun to annoy Shizuru a bit. She was now living in a wild, isolated from population . Yusuke decided it might be fun to fly Pu over to Shizuru's and see how things were going. Yusuke trooped over to Genkai's and asked to borrow Pu.
"So, that's how you greet a 110 year old Shrine keeper, huh? Whatever. Take him. Just don't come whining to me if Pu pecks out your eyes," Genkai told Yusuke.
Yusuke mounted Pu, who happily screeched, and they flew to Shizuru's reservation of land.
"Hey, Shizuru, you better come out here! Now!"
Yusuke started to head home. Once he got onto his block, he noticed that his house was on fire. Sadly, Keiko dies. He felt guilty that he couldn't save Keiko from the fire, as Keiko had done many years ago. Oh, well. I guess I can go to the Demon Realm now, but I guess I'd have to tell Kuwabara that, though. And I still have to spend all my money, first, damn life insurance. Yusuke thought.
After a few months of stuff, Keiko's awakening and her funeral, Yusuke still beating Kazuma (who was now a demon), chit-chats with Hiei, and Yusuke spending off all his money on things that might come in handy while being a king, a large group of people headed to the demon world.
The large group of people -all of the Kuwabaras, Yusuke and Hiei- set out on their trek to the Demon Realm. After they got to the demon world, they saw a group of people. "Hey, I can't tell who they are, but their spirit energy is familiar." Kazuma stated, confused, as if he was suffering from mild all-timers.
"…Keiko…!? What are you doing here?!" Yusuke screams, obviously surprised that Keiko was among that group.
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Did I do a better cliffy this time? I was reading a fanfic and an idea struck me for Kurama's wife… And I'm sure as hell glad it wasn't Juri, because that idea scarred me. Mentally. Muwahahahahaha! ;3 You'll have to read on to find out.
Don't forget, my grammar FAILS! I already get good grades in English, but I know my grammar still fails much.
Oh, and isn't it fun to imagine these people with old-people voices? I've gotten a lot of laughs myself just role-playing this in my head before I wrote it down! All because of the old people voices!
Attention everyone! This is the Neighborhood Watch Committee, informing you on Random Trivia! And remember, Necrophelia is still illegal! - Dedicated to Lanipator. Gaara wonders if Sand-Tomb would work with snow! (Non-Canon, just a joke sprouted at the bus-stop.)
