THE DARE SHOW!
Cristy: Welcome back! Unfortunately, Critter is locked in a room with Berrynose, and has gone brain dead!
*Door opens and small bracken colored she cat claws her way out*
Cristy: Critter! You're alive! Why did you go in there?
Critter: You told me Lionblaze was in there and he wanted to talk about us!
Cristy: Oh yeah, I did, didn't I? Well on with the show!
Critter: Since we've had no reviews, where just going to make up some more dares…
Cristy: Wait, what about Purdy and Leafpool's kits?
Critter: Bring them in!
*Door opens and three fat cats walk in*
Fatkit- A fat tom with brown fur
Roundkit- A fat she-cat with tortoiseshell fur
Chubbykit- A fat tom with striped brown and white fur
Critter: My aren't they... Oh what's the word?
Cristy: Ugly? Fat? Stupid? Lazy?
Critter: No, I was going to say smelly, does Leafpool even take care of them?
Cristy: Nope. Now on to the first dare!
Critter: This one goes to…
*Drum roll*
Critter: Tigerstar!
*Crowd applauses and Tigerstar walks in signing autographs and taking pictures with fans*
Tigerstar: Hello my fans!
Critter: Hello Tigerstar! We have a dare for you!
Tigerstar: What can I do for my fans? Sign their forehead? Give them a piece of fur?
*Critter whispers dare into Tigerstar's ear*
Tigerstar: *Squeals like a fourteen year old girl* Do I have to! It's so embarrassing!
Cristy: No, you don't have too,
Tigerstar: Phew!
Cristy: But if you don't then you have to sit in that room over there. *Points to the room Critter was in earlier*
Tigerstar: Well that doesn't seem so bad! *Strolls right into the room*
*Critter and Cristy exchange glances and smirk*
Cristy: Let's see what is happening on CATTV! *Clicks tv on*
Tigerstar: Well this isn't so bad! *Sits down in a cushion*I could get used to this!
Berrynose: *Screams like a fourteen year old girl* TIGERSTAR! OHMIGOSH! I am like your biggest fan! I have all your posters and I even have your toenail clippings!
Tigerstar: Umm, that's a little strange… *Backs away slowly, heading for the door*
Berrynose: Can I have your autograph? Because Poppyfrost would be sooooo jealous! OHMIGOSH! I'm going to have to send her a text!*Clicks buttons on his cell phone* There it's sent! *Phone starts singing, "When I grow up, By the Pussycat Dolls* What! She doesn't believe me! Here come here so I can take a picture! I'm going to have to post it on Facebook, and Twitter, and Myspace, ooh and we could make a slideshow and post it on youtube!
Berrynose chatters away while Tigerstar claws his way out the door…
Tigerstar: Please, no more! I can't stand it in there! I'll do the dare!
Critter: Than we need Darkstripe and Firestar here as well! *Firestar and Darkstripe poof into room*
Firestar: Tigerstar! Darkstripe! Is this an evil plan from the Dark Forest!
Darkstripe: Shnookums! *Runs up to Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: Get off me Darkstripe.
Darkstripe: Fine. Where are we anyways?
Critter: The Dare show!
Firestar: The place where Leafpool had to have Purdy's kits and was mauled by a badger?
Cristy: Yep.
Critter: Tigerstar's dare was too tell us who he loved more, Darkstripe or Firestar!
*Firestar gasps while Darkstripe purrs*
Critter: Well Tigerstar, who is your secret love?
Tigerstar: Well, its not really a secret, since we've been going steady for a long time.
*Darkstripe's eyes twinkle*
Tigerstar: And I've wanted to come out, but he wouldn't let me. So here it is world, me and Firestar are lovers!
*Darkstripe gasps, Critter chuckles, Firestar doesn't know what to do, and Cristy laughs hysterically*
Darkstripe: How could you do this to me? After all we've been through! Well were done Tigerstar, for good! You'll never find another like me, that's for sure! *Darkstripe runs away sobbing*
Tigerstar: Why would I want another like you? *Crowd laughs*
Firestar: Finally we can be together without acting like we hate each other, Tiggy.
Critter: Tiggy?
Tigerstar: I know my beloved, now we can leave the clans together. We can hunt together all the tome now, Firey.
Cristy: Firey?
Critter: Since this is freaking me out, I'm going to poof them away. *Poof, they're gone!*
Cristy: Now for Dare Two! Don't worry this dare is shorter, and less creepy!
Citter: It's for Firestar!
Cristy: Darn, do we really have to poof him back?
Critter: Yeah, and we need Tigerstar, Onestar, Sandstorm, and Graystripe.
*Poof, all five cats appear*
Firestar: We're back! Why are they here too?
*Graystripe, Sandstorm and Onestar cower in a corner*
Sandstorm: This is that Dare show isn't it? Leafpool said bad things happen here, very bad things.
Critter: You're correct in all categories. This dare is for Firestar! Firestar, who do you love most, Tiggy, Sandstorm, Onestar or Graystripe.
Graystipe: Sorry dude, but I don't swing on that vine.
Firestar: Hmmmm, let me think….
Tiggy: Think? After all those moments together, you have to think.
Sandstorm: What moments?
Firestar: I choose, Tiggy!
*Onestar gasps, Sandstorm sneers, Graystipe coughs uncomfortably, Tiggy screams like a fourteen year old girl, Critter chuckles, Cristy pukes*
Sandstorm: Fine, I don't need this, I have Graystripe! *Makes out with Graystipe*
Graystripe: Wow. That. Was. Awesome. *The two run away together*
Onestar: I'm going to leave now.
*Tiggy and Firey run away together into the Sun set.*
Critter: I thought you said it was going to be less creepy?
Cristy: But you forgot one thing…
Critter: What?
Cisty: Syrup.
THE END.
Hope you liked it! PLEASE REVIEW! I need DARES! NOW! First Dare given gets an e-hug!
