THE DARE SHOW!

Cristy: Welcome back! Unfortunately, Critter is locked in a room with Berrynose, and has gone brain dead!

*Door opens and small bracken colored she cat claws her way out*

Cristy: Critter! You're alive! Why did you go in there?

Critter: You told me Lionblaze was in there and he wanted to talk about us!

Cristy: Oh yeah, I did, didn't I? Well on with the show!

Critter: Since we've had no reviews, where just going to make up some more dares…

Cristy: Wait, what about Purdy and Leafpool's kits?

Critter: Bring them in!

*Door opens and three fat cats walk in*

Fatkit- A fat tom with brown fur

Roundkit- A fat she-cat with tortoiseshell fur

Chubbykit- A fat tom with striped brown and white fur

Critter: My aren't they... Oh what's the word?

Cristy: Ugly? Fat? Stupid? Lazy?

Critter: No, I was going to say smelly, does Leafpool even take care of them?

Cristy: Nope. Now on to the first dare!

Critter: This one goes to…

*Drum roll*

Critter: Tigerstar!

*Crowd applauses and Tigerstar walks in signing autographs and taking pictures with fans*

Tigerstar: Hello my fans!

Critter: Hello Tigerstar! We have a dare for you!

Tigerstar: What can I do for my fans? Sign their forehead? Give them a piece of fur?

*Critter whispers dare into Tigerstar's ear*

Tigerstar: *Squeals like a fourteen year old girl* Do I have to! It's so embarrassing!

Cristy: No, you don't have too,

Tigerstar: Phew!

Cristy: But if you don't then you have to sit in that room over there. *Points to the room Critter was in earlier*

Tigerstar: Well that doesn't seem so bad! *Strolls right into the room*

*Critter and Cristy exchange glances and smirk*

Cristy: Let's see what is happening on CATTV! *Clicks tv on*

Tigerstar: Well this isn't so bad! *Sits down in a cushion*I could get used to this!

Berrynose: *Screams like a fourteen year old girl* TIGERSTAR! OHMIGOSH! I am like your biggest fan! I have all your posters and I even have your toenail clippings!

Tigerstar: Umm, that's a little strange… *Backs away slowly, heading for the door*

Berrynose: Can I have your autograph? Because Poppyfrost would be sooooo jealous! OHMIGOSH! I'm going to have to send her a text!*Clicks buttons on his cell phone* There it's sent! *Phone starts singing, "When I grow up, By the Pussycat Dolls* What! She doesn't believe me! Here come here so I can take a picture! I'm going to have to post it on Facebook, and Twitter, and Myspace, ooh and we could make a slideshow and post it on youtube!

Berrynose chatters away while Tigerstar claws his way out the door…

Tigerstar: Please, no more! I can't stand it in there! I'll do the dare!

Critter: Than we need Darkstripe and Firestar here as well! *Firestar and Darkstripe poof into room*

Firestar: Tigerstar! Darkstripe! Is this an evil plan from the Dark Forest!

Darkstripe: Shnookums! *Runs up to Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: Get off me Darkstripe.

Darkstripe: Fine. Where are we anyways?

Critter: The Dare show!

Firestar: The place where Leafpool had to have Purdy's kits and was mauled by a badger?

Cristy: Yep.

Critter: Tigerstar's dare was too tell us who he loved more, Darkstripe or Firestar!

*Firestar gasps while Darkstripe purrs*

Critter: Well Tigerstar, who is your secret love?

Tigerstar: Well, its not really a secret, since we've been going steady for a long time.

*Darkstripe's eyes twinkle*

Tigerstar: And I've wanted to come out, but he wouldn't let me. So here it is world, me and Firestar are lovers!

*Darkstripe gasps, Critter chuckles, Firestar doesn't know what to do, and Cristy laughs hysterically*

Darkstripe: How could you do this to me? After all we've been through! Well were done Tigerstar, for good! You'll never find another like me, that's for sure! *Darkstripe runs away sobbing*

Tigerstar: Why would I want another like you? *Crowd laughs*

Firestar: Finally we can be together without acting like we hate each other, Tiggy.

Critter: Tiggy?

Tigerstar: I know my beloved, now we can leave the clans together. We can hunt together all the tome now, Firey.

Cristy: Firey?

Critter: Since this is freaking me out, I'm going to poof them away. *Poof, they're gone!*

Cristy: Now for Dare Two! Don't worry this dare is shorter, and less creepy!

Citter: It's for Firestar!

Cristy: Darn, do we really have to poof him back?

Critter: Yeah, and we need Tigerstar, Onestar, Sandstorm, and Graystripe.

*Poof, all five cats appear*

Firestar: We're back! Why are they here too?

*Graystripe, Sandstorm and Onestar cower in a corner*

Sandstorm: This is that Dare show isn't it? Leafpool said bad things happen here, very bad things.

Critter: You're correct in all categories. This dare is for Firestar! Firestar, who do you love most, Tiggy, Sandstorm, Onestar or Graystripe.

Graystipe: Sorry dude, but I don't swing on that vine.

Firestar: Hmmmm, let me think….

Tiggy: Think? After all those moments together, you have to think.

Sandstorm: What moments?

Firestar: I choose, Tiggy!

*Onestar gasps, Sandstorm sneers, Graystipe coughs uncomfortably, Tiggy screams like a fourteen year old girl, Critter chuckles, Cristy pukes*

Sandstorm: Fine, I don't need this, I have Graystripe! *Makes out with Graystipe*

Graystripe: Wow. That. Was. Awesome. *The two run away together*

Onestar: I'm going to leave now.

*Tiggy and Firey run away together into the Sun set.*

Critter: I thought you said it was going to be less creepy?

Cristy: But you forgot one thing…

Critter: What?

Cisty: Syrup.

THE END.

Hope you liked it! PLEASE REVIEW! I need DARES! NOW! First Dare given gets an e-hug!