Alex later dropped by Luigi's Sex Club once again for work. He entered the club and went to the office. Luigi wasn't there.
"Where the fuck is Luigi…?" Alex said to himself. He then went into the men's restroom, and heard Luigi moaning on the toilet.
"Luigi? Are you in there?" Alex asked.
"Yeah, I am…" Luigi moaned again.
"Are you taking a dump?" Alex asked.
"Yeah, I am…" Luigi replied.
"Alright…So, what's the catch this time?" Alex asked.
"Mr. Wong's Launderette in Chinatown began paying the Triads protection money, and after a war against the Triads, they began paying us protection money, but after Salvatore was killed, they stopped paying protection money to us again. I want you go over there and show them what happens when you don't pay the Leones protection money!" Luigi explained.
"Alright, I'll fuck up their shit real good." Alex said as he left.
"Good, good." Luigi replied. "Damn, why do the janitors keep forgetting to hang new rolls of toilet paper in here?" He then complained.
Alex got in his Mafia Sentinel and drove to the Launderette. Once he got there, he went inside.
"I got a message from Luigi Goterelli." Alex said.
"Shit! I'm not paying that protection money!" A clerk said as he ran outside through the back entrance.
"Oh, for fuck's sake…I'm really not in the mood for this…" Alex said as he gave chase to the clerk, who escaped in a van. Alex used a nearby car to chase the clerk. He eventually cornered the clerk at Hepburn Heights.
"So, are you gonna pay the Leones their protection money?" Alex asked the clerk.
"Okay, okay, I'll that stupid protection money! Just leave me alone!" The clerk said.
"That's more like it." Alex said. The clerk then drove away and Alex called Luigi.
"Luigi, the Launderette's going to pay that protection money again." Alex explained.
"Thank you, Alex. I'll have more work for you soon." Luigi said. He then hung up.
Later, Alex's phone rang. He picked it up.
"Hello, who's speaking?" Alex asked.
"Alex, it's your father. Your mother and I heard you came back to Liberty City. Where have you been all this time?" Alex's father asked.
"Dad, I was lying low in Vice City. After that incident in '96, I had to leave town for a while." Alex explained to his father.
"Well, we want to see you again. Come over to our Luxury Clothing Store in Saint Mark's, posthaste." Alex's father says before hanging up.
Alex immediately goes to his parents' Luxury Clothing Store in Saint Mark's and goes inside. He finds his parents in their house above the store.
"Hello, mama. Hello, papa." Alex said to his parents.
"Alexander Coburn, who do you think you are, just breaking off contact with us like like that?!" Alex's mother said, berating her son.
"Oh, come on, mama, you know I couldn't call." Alex protested.
"Bupkis!" Alex's father said. "Take Franco Sinatra, for example! He calls his parents every day!"
"Papa, Franco's not all he seems!" Alex protested again.
"Silence, Alex! You will never be such a good man like Franco!" Alex's father berated him as well. Alex hung his head as his father berated him.
"I'll prove to you that Franco is not a good man at all! You'll see!" Alex told his parents as he left. He went to his apartment to get a camera, and then went to Franco Sinatra's Café in Trenton. He saw Franco walking out of the café and getting into a van. Alex decided to follow Franco. He followed Franco's van to Chinatown, where Franco picked up some hookers.
"Hm, this reminds me of that time Toni told me when he caught Giovanni Casa picking up hookers while dressed in a diaper…Infantilists are quite sick fucks if you ask me…" Alex said to himself. "I'm gonna follow him once again, 'cause this would be a great photo oppertunity." Alex continued to follow Franco as he drove around with the hookers. He followed the van to Portland View, where Franco stopped the van and got out together with the hookers.
"Alright, ladies, I'm gonna change into something a little more…me." Franco told the hookers as he changed clothes. He then got out of the van wearing a leopard print dress with a headband with a feather on it, and also had red lipstick on. The hookers freaked out and ran.
"Oh, come on, ladies! Give Franco some love!" Franco said, dismayed. Alex couldn't help but laugh.
"Oh, mama and papa won't believe that Franco's actually a crossdresser. And now I'm taking the shot." Alex took a picture of Franco crossdressing, then quickly left. He then went back to his parents' house in Saint Mark's and went inside.
"Mama, papa, I have a picture of Franco Sinatra crossdressing!" Alex said as he showed his parents the photo.
"Alexander, what kind of sick fuck are you if you go around photographing men in dresses?!" Alex's mother berated him.
"Yeah, we didn't raise you this way!" Alex's father added.
"But mama, papa, he picked up hookers and crossdressed!" Alex protested.
"Shut your mouth, Alexander! Dress or no dress, Franco is still a better man than you will ever be!" Alex's mother berated him as he hung his head in disappointment.
"Now get out of here!" Alex's father said as he pointed towards the door. Alex sighed and left. He later went to Luigi's Sex Club for more work.
"Alex, you're back!" Luigi said as Alex entered his office.
"Yep, I sure am back." Alex replied. "So, what do you have for me?"
"Three Leone henchmen in my crew have been trapped by the LCPD. Those dipshits can't even perform one simple task without screwing it up!"
"That's their problem then." Alex replied.
"Alex, please go and rescue my men, and I'll try to throw in a sweetener, capische?" Luigi told Alex.
"Sure thing." Alex said as he went to rescue Luigi's men. They were trapped at Portland Harbor by the LCPD. Alex quickly ran over to the car Luigi's men were trapped in and got behind the wheel. He then drove off as the LCPD gave chase.
"Oh, Alex, hello! Thanks for saving us!" One of Luigi's men said.
"No problem, boys. Try to stay out of trouble next time, capische?" Alex told them.
"Understood!" Another one of Luigi's men said.
Once they got the cops off their tail, Alex dropped off Luigi's men at Luigi's club, and then drove away. He then called Luigi.
"Luigi, I dropped your men at the club safe and sound." Alex told Luigi.
"Thanks, Alex. I'll leave $2000 at your apartment." Luigi said before hanging up. Alex later went back to his parents' house and went inside. Alex's father was reading the newspaper. Alex's mother wasn't home.
"Hey, papa. Where's mama?" Alex asked his father.
"She's out collecting protection money from our clients." Mr. Coburn replied.
"I see. So, do you want to do something together as father and son?" Alex asked his father.
"If you insist, sure. You need money, right?" Mr. Coburn asked him.
"I guess." Alex replied.
"Good. You know those Sciocchi fellows that are moving into town, right?" Mr. Coburn asked.
"Good. Now, they're stashing a shipment of weapons over at Portland Harbor, and we're going to claim it for the Leones." Mr. Coburn explained.
"Alright, let's go get them weapons, papa." Alex said as he walked outside. Mr. Coburn put down his newspaper and followed. They got into Mr. Coburn's Leone Sentinel and drove off towards Portland Harbor.
"Don Salvatore was hit not too long ago." Mr. Coburn said.
"I know, papa. Toni told me about it, and it's why I came back to Liberty City." Alex told his father.
"Yes, Don Salvatore's death was very unfortunate. I just hope Toni will be as good of a Don as Salvatore was." Mr. Coburn commented.
"I'm sure he will, papa, we just need to give him time." Alex replied.
"That's perhaps the best we can do." Mr. Coburn replied.
Alex and his father then arrived at Portland Harbor. They saw Sciocchi henchmen guarding the ship the weapon shipment was on.
"See those Sciocchi henchmen on that ship? That's where the weapon shipment is located. Let's go and take it." Mr. Coburn said.
"Okay, but be careful, papa. I don't want you to die." Alex told his father.
"Hey, if I can survive 3 years in prison, this should be easy peasy." Mr. Coburn replied.
"Alright." Alex said as he and his father got out of the Leone Sentinel and began killing Sciocchi henchmen. They made their way over to the weapon shipment and took it.
"Okay, we got the weapons! Now we gotta get out of here!" Mr. Coburn said as he and Alex made their way back to the Leone Sentinel and got in. They then drove away as the LCPD gave chase.
"Keep driving while I take care of these flatfoots, son!" Mr. Coburn said as he hung out the window to shoot at the LCPD. Once they were clear, they drove back to Saint Mark's. Alex pulled up in front of his parents' clothing store.
"You did good today, son. Maybe you're not as useless as we thought. Your mother will probably be pleased as punch." Mr. Coburn said.
"Thanks, papa. Be safe, okay?" Alex replied.
"Will do, son. Will do. Come by the store if you wanna do something again." Mr. Coburn said as he got out of the Leone Sentinel, leaving $2000 in the front passenger seat for Alex. He then walked inside.
