Yo! I have returned with the next chapter! (Sorry for being late, I have work and schoolkeeping me busy. Enjoy! Or . . .feel sorry for these people . . .Whichever!
Naoi was looking for his fanfiction with a scowl on his face. He'd just read a story entitled Yaoi with Naoi in which every girl, even Shiina came off as a cold hearted bitch. (Seriously, how do you accomplish that with Shiina?) And had him in a threesome with Hinata and Otonashi,, he just wanted to get that image out of his head so badly . . .He then found something . ..
"Hey, imbicilies- except you Otonashi- I found a story I would like to share with you all."
"No one is getting it on with anyone, correct?" Yuri asked awkwardly as everyone wheeled around Naoi's computer.
"No, just don't read anything with yaoi in it . . ." Naoi replied. Everyone nodded, simply accepting this warning, knowing that it must be horrid based on Naoi's facial expression.
"Alright . . ." Hinata sighed, let's get this over with." Yui had her arms wrapped protectively around Hinata's arm.
Crows, Alchemy, and the Deep Voices of A Thousand Enemies
Iwasawa raised an eye brow at this
By: FoolsToBootExcalibur
Summary: When The SSS faces a big sudden crisis, Naoi steps up to help them out of it.
Right after Iwasawa died on that stage-
"Are they talking about when I was obliterated?" Iwasawa asked, she had her head in her hand with a look of annoyance on her face "They call that dying? Geez, these people over exaggerate things don't they."
Hisako, not being able to stand the idea of being without her lover
Iwasawa scrunched her face up, Hisako gagged.
"Now they think we're lesbian?" Hisako asked
Accepted her fate as well and got obliterated, not worried about Sekine, Irie or Yui, they still had each other.
"Bull. Shit!" Hisako roared as she leaped up from her chair. "Yeah, I might have been depressed after Iwasawa left, but I wouldn't just abandon the band that I founded to fend for themselves so I could take the cowards' way out!"
The girls left behind were grieving, Yui kept writing horribly rushed love ballads
"Is that implying that Yui loved us too?" Hisako said nervously with a scrunched up face. Yui glared at this computer that displayed these utter lies.
Eventually Yui, missing Iwasawa and her mother very much, got herself obliterared too.
"Must, resist, urge, to kill, computer, with, guitar." Yui chanted.
All in all, Girls DeMo was pretty much out of commission.
The girls glared at the screen intensely.
Yuri and Shiina tried to throw a gorilla performance, which did not work well.
"Soo,"Takamatsu began, "they had a concert where they threw gorillas."
"Can these people stop bringing that up?" Yuri asked, annoyed, Sekine and Irie looked confused.
Everyone was in the headquarters, trying to decide on what to do about their Diversion unit.
"Well, " Takamatsu said sexily, "I can open a Chip-N-Dale Strip tease bar" he thrusted his manhood forward
"Oh my God." The mentioned teen put his head in his hands. Hinata patted him sympathetically.
"Onii chan . . .?"
"No."
Yuri considered this for a few moments
"I ACTUALLY CONSIDERED THIS?!" Yuri screeched with her hands on her head
Finally, she decided against it, "it would be boring with all the NPCs,"
"This is the kind of reasoning they think I have?" Yuri whines, her face looking down.
Naoi stood up. "How about Boys Dead Monster?" he asked. "I could hypnotize these morons so they believe they can play guitar an-
"You can't learn, to play music that way." Kanade said "learning to play any instrument, begins with having a passion for music, that passion becomes the fire that burns inside you to keep you motivated to practice an instrument ,eventually you learn to light your instrument on fire with the fire in your soul. that, is the point when you learn to truly put your heart into music"
"Wow Kanade" Yuzuru said, looking at the silver hair girl next to him, "That was pretty, insightful." Kanade looked at the red head, nodded, mumbled something about playing piano while blushing
"Hey," Iwasawa said, Kanade looked up and saw the vocalist and Hisako had their hands in the air. "That was pretty deep, what you said, definitely true." Kanade highfived them both silently
"Anyway," Hisako said quickly, "This is not going to end well. It will be fun to see you guys try anyway, so as much as I hate this story for what it degrades us to, continue please.
So, after much careful delibiration, Naoi came up with the perfect line up.
Iwasawa facepalmed, but chuckled.
"Even worse, this band won't even be based on talent! It's based on one guy's decisions." Naoi glared at the girl
"You saying I can't make a band?"
"Pretty much" the diversion leader challenged playfully. Naoi soffed then mummured "I'll show you"
"Otonashi Yuzuru would be the lead singer ,
"Of course he would, since Naoi is deciding" Fujimaki mumbled
"Jealous?" Hisako asked,
"I don't sing." Fujimaki replied.
Hinata would beside guitarist and the eye candy for girls
Hinata gave his signature pose, Yui looked at him funny.
Fujimaki would be the bassist and Ooyama on drums, because like Sekine and Irie before, they were two people most people hardly noticed, while they harbored a secret deep love for each other
"Sit" Hisako said suddenly. afterwards, Sekine and Yui, who were inching in on the computer with their guitars sat behind the computer, angrily.
"What's this about me and Ooyama being lovers?" Fujimaki said with suspicion.
Noda would be the band manager, which, of course, he objected to.
"Why? I dun wanna play music, especially if that means listening to that, idiot singing." Noda objected. "Besides, being manager makes me in charge of security, so I can use my hallberd."
Damn it, he wanted to sing!
"No."
Naoi was not going to stop him! So he began a plan . . .
"Does it involve killing Naoi?" Noda said with a little eagerness, the hypnotist glared at him.
Naoi spent the next week using his hypnotism to perfect the band's chemistry and stage presence.
"Our poor band which we spent months building up, is being replaced by simple minded hypnotism and a week of forced organization . . ." Irie said sadly, the two band founders were shaking their heads. Naoi glared at the girl with lavander hair for her comment on his hypnotism.
Finally came the first operation Tornado since Boys Dead Monster was they played Crow Song, on a much lower key, Naoi released a cage full of crows on the audience, for, reasons.
"I wish we thought of that, that could have been useful." Yuri said,
'That would have been annoying." Iwasawa objected, rubbing her temples.
Then came Hisako's famos riff solo in Crow song, Hinata tried, he really did. It was too complicated though. So he just started improvising , hoping it sounded OK
Hisako was now snickering.
Meanwhile, feeling pumped up by the performance, Fujimaki got brave, ripped off his shirt, swung it around like a lassel whooping, before throwing it at the screaming NPC fans below
Fujimaki threw his head back and groaned loudly while Hisako and Sekine were laughing flat out. iwasawa was cringing. Her music was being performed, in such a matter . . .
'Come on Masami, it's a joke, don't take it seriously." Iwasawa shook her head, refusing to heed the advice
After that was Alchemy. Everything went well at first, for a makeshift band. Then as Otonashi sang the secondverse, the lights suddenly went off ,the NPCs were all so very confused. lights then went back on and Otonashi was on the ground, chopped up. Noda stood, smirking.
Naoi grabbed Nodaby the collar.
"You got some nerve" Naoi hissed, Noda growled in response, attempting to push the boy of ut Naoi persisted.
Naoi sighed at the unfourtanate, sisruption. The show had to go on though, or no food for anyone. So, he hypnotized the band to start playing metal music, making Noda smirk
"How does he know what music I like?"
"You never know what I'll get out of you while you sleep" Naoi smirked, noda gritted his teeth, now annoyed.
