Summary: Timmy and Jimmy have formed their own wrestling organization, and this is their first ever Pay-per-View. Live from the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas…prepare to witness the spectacle and grandeur that is GrappleMania!

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The camera shows the darkened arena. Moments later the crowd is illuminated as multi colored pyrotechnics explode throughout the roof of the arena. As the lights come up, a sell out crowd is in a frenzy of anticipation and excitement. They hold up various signs for their favorite and most hated combatants. The camera pans up to take in the sight of the Hell in a Cell hanging precariously above the ring

"Hello again everybody and welcome to the most historic night in IGWA history! This is Wanda Geronimo alongside my broadcast colleague Eustace Styrch. This warm spring evening is about to heat up! Three championships are on the line tonight, but Eustace nothing compares to our Main Event."

"No they do not Wanda. Tonight the World Heavyweight Champion is taking on the Women's Champion inside the dreaded Hell in a Cell with nothing more than pride on the line. These two are about to take the onramp to the Highway to Hell, and I can't wait to witness it."

"Not only will you see that match, but also Jimmy Neutron takes on Tootie Turner in a Casket Match! The winner will receive a championship match against either the World Champ if Jimmy wins or the Women's Champ if Tootie wins."

"And lest we forget, tonight the World Tag Team Titles are on the line in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match! The champions take on their own girlfriends with the gold on the line. I talked to Chester earlier today, and he wasn't at all apprehensive about the match, though he doesn't want any serious injury to come to Veronica." Wanda says.

The announce team is cut off when "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence blares through the PA system and the bell rings for the first time.

"Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the IGWA Hardcore Championship! Introducing first the challenger: from San Francisco, California…MOLLY RAVENWORTH!" Chet Ubetcha announces. Molly makes her way to the ring, her signature beanie missing though she's clad in a black sports bra and black leather pants with black boots.

"Conspicuous by his absence is Molly's boyfriend Elmer, who will be competing his tournament match later tonight. However I doubt she'll need his assistance in this contest." Eustace says as Molly enters the ring and poses.

"I don't think she'd need him anyway Eustace. Molly is a very capable competitor, and under Hardcore rules she might just run roughshod over the Champion here tonight." Wanda replies as Molly's music is cut off and replaced by "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath.

"Her opponent, to be accompanied to ringside by his girlfriend Elkie. From Omaha, Nebraska; weighing in at 202 lbs. He is the IGWA Hardcore Champion…CARL WHEEZER!" Carl walks out in his usual ring attire and hand in hand with Elkie, the Hardcore Title belt around his waist. She stays outside the ring while Carl enters and stares down the challenger to his title. He pulls it from his waist and hands it to the referee, who holds it up for the crowd to see before handing it to the timekeeper who rings the bell.

Both competitors circle each other before locking up in a standard collar and elbow tie-up. Molly gains the advantage after a standing switch and executes a release German suplex that sends Carl into the far corner. As he pulls himself back to his feet, Molly stands in front of him, hands on her hips and smirking.

She continues to smirk when she side steps a charge and trips him as he goes by. He slams his fist into the mat and crawls over to his girlfriend, who gives him encouragement. What they didn't see was Molly sliding out of the ring and pulling a Singapore Cane from underneath it. When he finally turns around, Molly canes him right between the eyes. He rolls away, and she canes him in any spot she can from head to toe.

Carl quickly rolls outside to get away from the onslaught, but Molly follows him out, continuing to cane him around his torso. Elkie comes around and tries to stop the assault, but Molly quickly spins around and canes her in the stomach, knocking her to her knees. This gives Carl enough time to root around under the ring and produce a baking sheet. When Molly spins back to face him, he clobbers her in the face and covers her for a quick two count.

"It goes without saying that there are no count outs or disqualifications in this match and falls do count anywhere. They could end up at Love Field or Reunion Tower before this one is over." Wanda calls.

Tossing the now dented metal sheet aside, Carl picks her up and slams her back first into the ring post twice before tossing her aside and grabbing a trash can from Elkie. Molly was leaning on the post as he rears back and swings the can. She ducks out of the way and the can wraps around the post.

Molly digs under the ring and pulls out a STOP sign and slams it over his head. She rears it back again, and Elkie grabs it, stopping her. Molly kicks her in the stomach and plants her with a DDT on the protective mats. Carl answers with a series of knife edged chops that drives Molly up against the ring apron. He picks her up and drops her chest first across the guard rail. Molly gasps for breath, but is able to shove him off when he attempts a vertical suplex and respond with a kick between the legs.

"It may not be ethical, but that low blow is effective in these hardcore matches. So far Elkie has come into play but hasn't moved since that DDT by Molly." Eustace quips. He soon scurries away as Molly drags Carl over to the announce position and slams his head into the table repeatedly until he counters by hitting her with an elbow to the gut and slams her head into the table.

He climbs up on top of it and dives off, hitting her with a clothesline and quickly covering her for a two count. After she kicks out, he pulls her up and sets her up for a power bomb, but as soon as she's up on his shoulders, she counters into a tornado DDT. She doesn't go for the cover, but instead roots under the ring, pulling out a table and setting it up. She rolls him onto it and ascends the turnbuckles, pausing for a moment before attempting a moonsault.

But Elkie had come to and had enough strength to pull her boyfriend off the table as Molly dove off. She crashed through the table and laid in the wreckage. Elkie rolled Molly over and tried to pull her boyfriend on top of her.

"Elkie's trying to help her boyfriend retain the title! She…wait a minute what's this?" Wanda yells as Elmer sprints down the ramp and around the ring. He pulls Elkie off Carl and starts brawling with her, both landing heavy punches before Elmer kicks her in the gut and lands the Boil Lancer, his brain buster finisher, knocking the llama loving supermodel out.

Elmer gets to his feet, and is met with a DDT from Carl. Carl in turn gets nailed with a steel chair. He doesn't go down on the first or second shot from Molly, who puts all her strength into the third chair shot which not only bounces off his skull with a gunshot like crack that echoes throughout the arena, but also busts him wide open. Referees come down and help Elmer to the back, while Molly picks up Carl and hits him with a belly-to-belly overhead throw that sends him into the security barricade.

"This is becoming a brutal bloodbath and the fans are eating it up. This battle for the Hardcore Title continues as neither competitor has a clear advantage!" Wanda calls. Molly is struggling to get to her feet after exerting herself on that throw. Both combatants manage to get into the ring and get to their feet, throwing wild haymakers at each other, before Molly Irish whips him into the ropes and hits him with a Lou Thez Press on the rebound.

She rolls off him and bounces off the ropes before performing a leg drop. She ascends the turnbuckles and hits a frog splash from the second rope. Carl kicks out after two and a half. Molly rolls out and pulls a garbage can filled with various weapons and tosses it in the ring. She also pulls a bulging burlap bag from under the ring steps and pushes that under the bottom rope.

After she rolls back in, she cracks him between the eyes with a road sign before she pulls out a cheese grater. She Irish whips him into the ropes and swings the grater, but he ducks and hits her with a belly-to-back suplex before he picks up the grater and roughly runs it across her forehead, slicing her open and sending a cascade of crimson down her face.

"Oh good Lord look at the blood coating Molly's face! This is degenerating into garbage wrestling!" Eustace says, getting green around the gills. In the ring, Carl is working over Molly in the far corner, driving his shoulder into her toned midsection over and over. He then whips her into the opposite corner and follows her in. Molly moves, allowing him to crash sternum first into the turnbuckle.

As he stumbles out, she hits him with a running bulldog before executing a standing back flip moonsault for a two and a half count. She stands up and grabs the bag in the corner. She gives the crowd a sinister smile before dumping the contents onto the canvas. Thousands of thumbtacks glitter in the lights above the ring and she spreads them around with the sole of her boot. She then does a throat-slitting motion.

She picks him up and kicks him in the stomach before setting him up for her Double Armed DDT finisher: the L.B.D.T. (Look But Don't Touch). Carl squirms out of it and goes for his Stunner like Retroville Rush. She pushes him off and grabs him by the throat before choke-slamming him into the thumbtacks.

"My God he's rolling in the tacks! There has to be hundreds of thumbtacks sticking to the Champion's flesh!" Wanda yells.

As Carl groans in agony, Molly picks him up and drops him on a clear spot on the canvas with the L.B.D.T. and quickly covers him for the three count and the win.

"Here is your winner and the NEW IGWA Hardcore Champion: MOLLY RAVENWORTH!" Chet announces as the crowd goes wild. The referee hands her the belt and she graciously accepts it before posing on all four turnbuckles, awash in the adulation from the crowd

"We got a new Hardcore Champion! Molly has just won the most brutal match we have seen in a long time!" Eustace yells over the roar of the crowd as Molly makes her way up the ramp holding the belt high above her head.

"And this night has only just begun Eustace! Let's send it backstage to Sanjay, who's standing by with the challengers to the World Tag Team Titles." Wanda says as Carl makes his way up the ramp and backstage.

Backstage in the Interview Area

"Thank you Wanda. I am standing here as you said with the challengers who tonight will take on their own boyfriends in Tables, Ladders, and Chairs. Veronica are you at all worried about Chester and AJ's reputation as the self proclaimed 'Kings of TLC'?"

Veronica gives him a smile. "Honestly, no I'm not and I know Trixie isn't either. The boys have taken other competitors to the extreme before, but they have never met competitors as rough and tough as we are. My record speaks for itself, and so does Trixie's. We love those boys to death, but we're leaving all that at the door until after we win the World Tag Team Titles."

"Veronica's right, we've seen our boyfriends go through TLC matches, Elimination Chamber matches…all sorts of crazy ass matches. But they have never faced us in a competitive environment. But they can take heart in the fact that later tonight…we'll give them a different kind of TLC win, lose, or draw." Trixie says with a seductive look into the camera.

"Well good luck tonight to both of you ladies. Now back to ringside and you Wanda." Sanjay says as Trixie and Veronica shake his hand and walk off camera back to their locker room.

Inside the announce booth

"Thank you Sanjay. The challengers seem to be focused on beating their boyfriends at their own game Eustace. We could be looking at new Tag Team Champions here tonight in TLC." Wanda says as the ring crew cleans up the ring.

"The smart money is on the challengers. Veronica herself has beaten Libby, Carl, and both the Women's Champion Cindy and her own tag team partner in the same match. And Trixie's no slouch either. Chester and AJ will definitely have their hands full tonight. I'm gonna make a bold prediction and say we will have new champions." Eustace replies as the ring crew finishes their job and the bell rings.

"Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a Semi-final match in the tournament to determine the new IGWA Inter-Dimensional Champion and it is scheduled for one fall!" Chet announces as "Legs" by ZZ Top roars to life. "Introducing first: from Gainesville, Florida…BETTY QUINLAN!"

Betty walks down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans on either side. Her ring attire is now orange and blue to represent her attending the University of Florida. She slides into the ring and does the 'Gator Chomp' on all four turnbuckles before settling in and waiting for her opponent. She gets some boos and chants of 'Hook 'em Horns!' from the Texas crowd.

"No big surprise there, being in the heart of Big XII and Longhorn country." Eustace quips.

Her music dies out and is quickly replaced by "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers as her opponent makes his way to the ring through a cloud of fog and a blood red spotlight on him. "Her opponent: from Langley, Virginia, weighing in at 221 lbs.: JET FUSION!"

He enters the ring and spins around to take in the entire crowd before doing one of his signature poses. Betty stays back in her corner unimpressed until he comes over and slaps hands with her. The referee looks at them and calls for the bell to start the match.

A/N: Read and review. So the first match is in the books with the crowning of a new Hardcore Champion. Coming up next will be this Semi-final match, a backstage interview with Jimmy and the introductions for the other Semi-final match. Much love to everyone!