You Breath In Time With My Heartbeat by FloatingBallofLight

Disclaimer: I do not admit to owning Harry Potter for lack of the ability to speak in public.

Chapter Two: Ever Fallen In Love?

A/N: This story follows the song by Buzzcocks . This is a story about a fight R/Hr have whilst Herms is pregnant with Rose. This song is almost all dialouge. I thought it would be cool to experiment.

You spurn my natural emotion. You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you and that's worse.

"Ronald, get downstairs now!"

"What's wrong NOW?"

"Don't use that tone with ME!"

"I'll do whatever the hell I please!"

"You WON'T use that language around the baby!"

"The BABY hasn't even been BORN yet!"

"Well I don't like it when you use that language."

"And why not?"

"Because!"

"Because WHY?"

"Because it stresses me out!"

"It STRESSES you OUT?"

"Yes. Speaking of stressing me out, you didn't put the laundry away like I asked."

"You asked me to do it five days ago!"

"Which makes it even worse!"

"Well, what was I supposed to do?"

"You were SUPPOSED to put it away like I told you to."

"Fine. I'm putting it away. Happy now?"

"No."

"NO?"

"No."

"Let me guess. You expected me to do something else torturous, like put the dishes away, or clean out the inside of the microwave?"

"Fisrt of all, those aren't torturous deeds. They're normal things that normal people do. WITHOUT magic, I might add. And second, I EXPECTED you to at least go grocery shopping, which of course, I assume you did."

"Ummmm….."

"Ron? You DID go grocery shopping, correct?"

"No. I mean, you are the woman, so I figured you should probably do it.'

"RONALD! How DARE you suggest something so SEXIST! I can't believe even YOU would sink THAT low."

"Even I? EVEN I? Well, clearly I'm of no use at all to you if EVEN I would sink that low!"

" Well, at the moment, you're NOT being very useful at ALL!"

"Well if I'm so CLEARLY of no use to you, maybe I should just LEAVE!"

"Maybe you SHOULD! At the rate you're going with things, I should manage just FINE on my OWN! I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself!"

" That's exactly what you said eight years ago when you were at the Yule Ball with that ruddy git Krum!"

"I KNEW you still weren't over that!"

"Well, since I'm LEAVING, maybe you should call HIM up, and HE can be YOUR baby's Daddy and you two can name IT whatever STUPID name you want to call it. Meanwhile, I'll be off living in London with Lavender Brown. I heard someone down at the pub mention she never DID quite get over me!"

"What do you MEAN 'MY baby'? It's your baby, too!"

"Well not anymore! I couldn't bare having a child that was remotely in any way like YOU!"

"Ron, is…. Is that really what you think?"

"Damn right, it's what I think."

"But….. But.."

" You can do whatever you want Hermione. You can cry, you can try to stop me, you can guilt me into staying, you can follow me out there in the rain screaming my name, but it won't work. Not this time."

"Yeah, like it work stupendously the last time you ran out on me. Not sure if you noticed, but I was referring to the time you ran out on Harry and me out of jealousy when we needed you. Like it mattered to you. You never have been nothing other than a COWARD. Nothing's changed. You ran out on your friend once, and you're running out on your child now. But what's it matter? It's only life, Ron."

"Hermione…..No! No, I told you! I told you that you can't guilt me! I'm leaving and you can't stop me. Give Krum my best."

" Ron?"

"For God's sake woman, what do you want? I'm TRYING to make a dramatic exit HERE!"

"What will I tell Krum if the baby has red hair?"

After that night, Ron never DID forget to put laundry away, clean dishes, wash out the microwave or get food again.

Ah, pregnancy hormones. They make for an excellent story. I know this is only my second chapter, but I'm absolutely in LOVE with it! I think it's my best work so far on here. R & R, guys!