I found myself walking through a blizzard, Tiny beside me. Now that I was a weasel (though, by my choice, I could not remember that I was actually human) she was like a German Shepherd next to me. Tiny looked confused, but didn't bark or growl. "Quite the weather, hey Tiny?" My voice was more grown-up sounding now (Author's Note: I like Anne Hathaway's voice, so just imagine that I sound similar to that). Tiny was cold. She shivered. "It's okay girl." I put my arms around her fluffy, and rather chubby, neck (Author's Note: Yes, my dog is fat! XD). "Let's find some shelter." With some difficulty, I picked her up and carried her to a nearby cave that just so happened to be right in front of me. The two of us lay down to sleep.
...
The next day, I found that the snow had formed a drift that covered the cave entry. "Nice." I muttered. Tiny whined. Turning to her, I saw that she was looking into a tunnel. A faint light shone at the end. "Come on Tiny! Let's go!" The two of us ran down the tunnel into a strange underground world...
...
Me: Okay people! Funnies time!
Tiny: You actually put me in the story?
Me: Yep!
Buck: -_- So...where are the funnies?
Me: We are the funnies!
Tiny: Say 'gain?
Me: We are the ones that will entertain these people!
Buck: O_O
Tiny: O_O
Me: Well...do something funny!
Tiny: Like...what?
Me: *head in hands* Darn it. I didn't think of that...
Buck: *amused grin* Thought so!
Me: Oh! I know!
Tiny: Oh no! O_O
Buck: Here it comes! O_O
Me: Let's balance eggs on our heads! :D
*awkward silence*
Buck: That's pretty random.
Tiny: O_O
Buck: Is your dog okay?
Tiny: O_O
Me: Tiny, I thought your mother told you not to make that face too long or your face would get stuck.
Tiny: O_O HELP! O_O
Buck: Oh boy...
...
"Holy smokes, I must be dreaming." I stared at the amazing sight in front of me. Even Tiny was gawking. Dinosaurs...just everywhere! And...one red-eyed one in particular was glaring right at us. "RUN TINY! RUN!" We ran frantically, the albino beast at our heels. A strange accented voice called to us.
"Come on! In here!"
Buck: STRANGE? O_O
Me: Shhhh!
I turned to see a male weasel, a little taller than I was. He had only one eye. The other was covered with a leaf, which probably substituted for an eye patch. Tiny growled suspiciously.
Tiny: That's right people! I don't like strangers!
Buck: Who ya callin' stranger?
Without a word, the male picked up Tiny, who snapped at him and snarled, and taking me by the hand, guided me into a cave, away from the beast.
...
Me: Thanks for interfering you guys. I'm really disappointed in you. ):
Buck: BUT YOU CALLED MY ACCENT STRANGE! *glares at Tiny* AND YOU CALLED ME A STRANGER!
Tiny: *growls*
Me: Buck, dude, to us North Americans your accent would be...
Buck: *still angry* Well?
Me: Uh...unique?
Buck: GAHHHHHHHHH!
Tiny: I don't think he's satisfied.
Buck: Oh you bet I'm not!
Me: XD
Buck: Great. Now I'm being mocked. :(
Me: *gasp* Of course not! *hugs Buck to make him feel better*
Tiny: Stay tuned everyone. This story will be updated.
Buck: *to Buckrocks* Your...hugging...too...hard...*gasp*...can't...breath...
Me: Sorry bud! *releases Buck and blushes at crowd* I don't really know my own strength! :D
Buck: Ya think?
