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Fumblemore's "Friends"
Chapter Two
By,
AWG
The boys stood aghast. The sight before them was NOT what they had expected.
"Hey! Look over there Cherry! Some hotties just walked through Hell's Door! I wonder how big their cocks are! Those gnomes had the smallest ones I've ever seen!" Vanilla said excitedly. Her, Cherry, and the other dozen pixies were harlequin sex dancers trained and then imported from France. Despite their small bodies, they had large breasts and VERY capable tongues…lol.
"Ummmm…Harry?" Ron was shocked. Not only were there fourteen sexy pixies flying towards them, but there was an old man that looked suspiciously like Dumbles walking over.
"Hey! You two shouldn't be here! Only paying customers!" The old man said with a low and gravely voice.
"But Master! We want to play with their cocks!" the pixies said in their shrill voices.
Harry and Ron exchanged looks, then Harry said "We have money!" and then the pixies jumped them.
An hour later, the boys had both orgasmed four times, while each pixie had done it twice as many times. Harry reminded himself to ask Hermione about the little creatures.
"Out you go boys. Come back any time!" the old man, who they discovered was Dumbledore's older, and much less respectable brother, Fumblemore. They had found that they liked the geezer, and both had promised themselves to come back, soon and often.
"Bye Nil, Cherry, Latte, Carmel, Bon Bon, Dumplin', Sugar, Maple, Cream, Kit, Klonnie, Orgy, Sweetie, Pepper, and Fatty! See ya later!" Ron called as the elevator door closed.
"Well that was exiting. Here, I'm going to mark all of the floors we go too. You can pick this one to. That was so great you deserve a second turn." Harry's face was bright and filled with his smile. He wasn't a virgin, but that was better then anything he'd ever experienced.
They stood, still catching their breaths. Ron pressed another button, and the elevator went flying to the right, then up, and then left. After a second of complete stillness, the doors opened to reveal-
A/N: Well, there's my first chapter. Yes, each pixie orgasmed eight times. They really get into it.lol. All of the chapters in this series will probably be pretty short, so sry if u lik long chaps. Fortunatly there r goin 2 b a lot of chaps,so that wont mattr 1ce its dun.Don't worry if you're not into sex scenes, there are only about ten levels that include sex, and the next one doesn't. All of them are pretty different, unless you think unicorn mating rituals and centaur whorehouses are similar…
