Erin's chapter!! Chapter two for you all :)

House struggled to stand, pulling himself up on something that felt suspiciously like a pine tree.

'Um… somewhere with snow, pine trees, and cold!' Cuddy snarled, her temper becoming shorter as House tested her.

'Oh… what's that?' House's attention strayed to something a little way away from them, something shining and dark against the backdrop of snow.

'Something light.' Cuddy was feeling quite short-tempered.

'It's a lamppost!'

'And?' Cuddy was nearly growling by that point.

'Cuddy… I think I know where we are!'

'Really?' Cuddy struggled to sit up and raised a hand so that House could pull her up.

'Yes! I think we're in Narnia!'

'Narnia? House, we are not in a fictional land okay!'

'Not fictional anymore now is it!' Cuddy stared at him before giving a whimper of surprise, falling against him sadly.

'House… this can't be possible! House it's just not… right!'

'Deal with it honey, it's real.'

'Now can we go back?'

'No! It's Narnia babe; we're going exploring!' And before Cuddy could even try to complain, House had grabbed her and was limping away, tugging her along behind. Cuddy groaned but decided to humour him, following along behind until they came to the lamppost, laughing with delight as the snow swirled around them. Cuddy smiled at him, a warm smile that could have melted the snow around them if it had wanted.

'What are you so happy about?' House asked her, leaning heavily on the lamppost, for lack of a crutch.

'Oh nothing… just the fact that we are in a fictional land laughing in the snow after previously… well…'

'Well… I've never kissed in the snow before.' House grinned, quirking an eyebrow and smiling.

'Really… seems like we have another thing in common,' Cuddy leaned against his chest and smirked up at him. House looked at her, answering a question she asked in her eyes alone. As the snow began to come down thicker, House kissed her tenderly on the lips. She smiled when they broke apart, immediately becoming alert of a faint shuffling sound to her right. To her right there was a faun, shuffling sedately through the snow and smiling to himself.

'Hello?' Cuddy called, her voice quavering slightly. The faun looked up, eyes wide, as though they'd startled him… was it a him?

'Hello? Who are you? Where did you come from?' House exchanged a puzzled glance with Cuddy.

'Are you Mr Tumnus?' House asked, barely concealing a grin that was threatening to break his face in two.

'In a way… I am a descendant of the Tumnus' you are thinking of.' Cuddy opened her eyes wide, mouthing frantically at House.

'It's really real. Oh God House what do we do?' Before collapsing into a fit of silent giggles. House winked at her and looked sharply at the faun.

'What generation?'

'Fourth.' House smiled and then asked the killer question.

'Can we stay with you for tonight?' Cuddy grinned at House, finally on his wavelength.

'Of course. All humans are welcome to stay.' The faun had a vicious glint in his eye that neither doctor seemed to register or notice.

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'So Cuddy?'

'So House?' Cuddy whispered drowsily, holding his hand loosely in her own as she dusted the flakes of snow from her jacket and hair. House sat down on the bed, stretching his painful leg out in front of him and giving her a dopey grin.

'Where were we when we left off?' House smirked when she smiled at him, laying flat on the bed and sighing.

'Well…' House lay next to her, smiling and kissing her softly, grazing her bottom lip with his teeth. 'I think we were here.' She gasped slightly and kissed him back, her breathing becoming ragged…

Oh I took it somewhere Rachel. :D Becky's turn :D