Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Sorry.
A/N: I would like to thank Bea aka The Epic Ninja for helping me out with this chapter.
The Fountain of Fair Fortune
High on a bright, sunny hill in an enchanted garden, enclosed by tall walls and protected by strong magic, flowed the beautiful Fountain of Fair Fortune.
Once a year, between the hours of sunrise and sunset on the longest day, a single lucky-ducky person was given a chance to make their way up the bright hill to the Fountain, dip their tosykins in its waters, and receive fair fortune forever and ever.
On that happy day, hundreds of people traveled from all over the kingdom to get the chance to dip their rosy-tosies in the sparkling waters of the lovely fountain.
Three little girly-poos met on the outskirts of the crowd and told each other stories about why they felt so sad.
The first, who was named Rosy, had a poorly tum-tum that no one would cure because they were all too much of a meany-poo-grumpy-wumpkins. She hoped that if she dipped her little tosies in the water, she would be all better, and unicorns would dance on rainbows.
The second, who was named Susie, had had her precious little dolly stolen from her by a grumpy wumpy bully. She hoped that once she bathed in the sparkling fountain, the bully would realize what a meany-poo he had been, and give it back like a good boy.
The third, who was named Bellatrix, had been dumped by Voldemort, and she felt her heart would never mend. She hoped that the fountain would relieve her of her grief and longing.
Whoops… let's try that again.
The third, who was named Janie, was being bullied by one of her friendly-poos. She wanted the bully-wully to stop, so she was going to go to the fountain to make her stop. If she bathed in the fountain, she knew that the world would be bright and happy, with no thestrals or thunderstorms to scare the little kiddy-poos.
They all felt sorry for each other, so they decided to be good friendly-kins and go the the fountain together!
The smiley, bright, shiny sun peeked its rosy face over the horizon. Everyone wanted to go to the garden to become good happy-kins, but only the three littly witchy-witches and a little boy knight name Sir Lucky-Ducky with a fatty little pony got to go into the charming-warming little garden.
Everyone in the crowd was sooo sadly because they did not get a chance to go into the beautiful garden, but they were smart little children, so they knew that they might get a chance next year. They had to be good ickle kiddy-poos and be patient.
Rosy and Susie were being little grumpy-kins when the knight came with them. They knew that only one goodly child would get to dip their littly-rose-tosies in the sparkly dihydrogen Monoxide...that is...water, (A/N: Sorry, that was a lame science class joke), and they thought that Sir Lucky-Ducky might get to instead of them.
Bellatrix then became angry and threatened to… I mean, their grumpiness made Janie upset, so she told them so, "You guys… I think we should all go together. Maybe we can make friends with Sir Lucky-Ducky. Don't be such grumpy bunnies."
Rosy and Susie saw the smartness of what Janie was saying, and decided to take the knight along.
Now, the little kiddies traveled through the beautiful garden, marveling at all the sparkling pools, beautiful herbs, and rosy little red flowers. They reached the foot of the marvelous and prettyful hill that the magical sparkling lucky fountains stood.
But there the saw a beautiful bird with red and gold feathers standing on the path. The birdy-wirdy saw them and flew up into the sky, its feathers lit by the smiling face of the rosy sun. Suddenly, like the smart little child that she was, Rosy realized that they were supposed to follow the pretty, shining bird. When she told this to the other children, flowers sprouted out of the ground for them, as well as ity-bitty fruties of all kinds. Rosy picked up a fruity and ate it. It was very delicious. Suddenly, her tummy ache was gone, but she decided to go the fountain with the rest of them like a good friendly-wendly should.
Well, all the ickle kiddy-poos waded through the happy field of flowers and fruit until they got to a sign in the ground. It read:
GOOD JOB!
YOUR ALMOST THERE!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
But the little kiddies were all tired from walking for a long time. They wanted to sit down and rest their tinsy weesy feeties. But Susie wanted to keep going, "I think we should keep going," she said, "We don't want to be outside after dark, or we won't get to bed on time."
The other kiddies didn't want to be up to late that night, or they would be tired in the morning, so they got up, and kept walking up the beautiful hill, towards the sparkling lucky fountain.
At that moment, Susie realized that she didn't have to bathe in the shining sparkling lucky magical fountain. If she could stand up to her friends, then she could stand up to that grumpy-wumpy bully and tell him to give her her teddy bear back. However, she was a good friendly-wendly too, so she kept going with her friends.
When they were almost at the fountain, the four friendlies came to a stream. It was sparkly and shiny in the smiling sun's brightly light. At this point, Sir Lucky-Ducky said that they should wade across it. The girly-wirlys didn't want to do this, because they thought it might be too deep, and they shouldn't swim anywhere without adult supervision. But Sir Lucky-Ducky was brave, so he walked into the sparkly warlkly water, and he found out that it was only about fifteen centimeters deep. The girlies were very happy about this, and they followed Sir Lucky-Ducky. They also apologized for being such grumpy-wumpkins at the beginning of their journey.
Bellatrix then took out her wand and kill… I mean, Janie watched Sir Lucky-Ducky as he stepped out of the water on the other side. He seemed like a much better friend than any friend who bullied her back home. She decided that she would invite him over for a play date when they all got back home.
Because all the girlies had realized that they didn't need to bathe in the fountain, they let Sir Lucky Ducky bathe. He was very happy, and when he came out, he realized what good friends they all were. The little boy then said, "You are very good friends. Do you want to come over to my house when we get out of the garden?"
All the little girlies were very happy about this, and as they all nodded, the fountain began to spurt out sweets instead of water for the girlies and the little boy knight. Not one of them realized that this was the only enchantment that the fountain carried. Another inscription appeared out of the ground as they walked back down the hill, arm in arm, eating their candy:
DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH YOUR TEETHY-PEGS!
