So I'm satisfied with this chapter's outcome... Yeah.
Read and enjoy!... OR ELSE.
The next morning the sun gave the room a yellowish glow as birds chirped outside. Pit got out of his bed, stretching.
He pulled a muscle stretching, "OW ow ow ow ow… owwww…" Pit moaned, then went to his dresser, where since he had only one set of clothing that he never took off even in the shower, to ogle at his collective collection of cucumbers which occupied his piece of furniture.
But instead he found a baby horse. It whinnied while trying to nip his arms. Pit screamed and closed it.
Pit followed the trail of cucumbers out of his room to another.
Link and some female super models were telling jokes and having fun while enjoying fresh cucumbers when Pit knocked on the door.
"Link! Are you having another cucumber party without my permission?" Pit called,
"Shut up you're not the boss of me!" Link screamed.
"YES I AM!" screamed Pit, his scream awakened the ancient Toilet Curse and Pit soon found himself surrounded by toilets.
Link took a silent bite from his snack and pushed the girls into a vent, he rid the cucumbers by scarfing them down.
The fan was turned on and the models were sucked somewhere else.
Link and Pit went downstairs to find Zelda and Peach having a slumber party with them.
"Hey I was the one who rented them at Blockbuster!" Link stated,
"We're just barrowing them!" Zelda replied.
Zelda then left in annoyance.
Luigi sat in a recliner with the blue cow statue on his lap. He slowly rocked back and forth, contemplating ideas of revenge.
Zelda came in from across the room.
Luigi found himself in a complex position from too much thinking, on the recliner with the statue ending up balancing on his head by its muzzle, his head rested on his hand covering his mouth.
Luigi began to breath furiously as he couldn't use his mouth, his leg itched but he was too scared to move it for some reason. Luigi then felt nauseous. He got up and ran for the door to go barf, but hit the doorframe and fell over.
Luigi got up, brushing himself off. He noticed Zelda was just standing there staring at him. An idea for practice use of the statue came to mind just then.
"Maybe if I can make her want me…" Luigi said; he raised the cow statue out in front of him as his command was fulfilled in front of him.
He missed Zelda and hit a lamp.
The lamp ripped its cord from the wall and hopped over onto Luigi, trying to kiss him, but was only smashing the lampshade into his face.
Zelda nervously exited the room and Luigi fought with the love struck lamp.
"EVERYONE COME TO THE FRONT YARD." Screamed a voice from the intercom,
Luigi finished screaming into the intercom and went to check the mini bar in Master Hand's office, which was where the intercom controls were located.
Opening it a bunch of those prank paper snakes sprung out.
"AH!" Luigi screamed, falling out a window and down a water slide flowing with milk. Landing in a kiddy pool Luigi opened his eyes to find cats surrounding him, sniffing him and the milk hungrily.
Luigi's screams and cats meowing were heard. Luigi came around the corner of the mansion to meet the crowd of Smashers.
Luigi used his statue cow thing to create a podium.
Instead a rainbow colored pony appeared. Lucas couldn't stop snickering at his latest prank with paper snakes and cats.
He used it like a podium anyway, "OK SO-"
Link tried getting his attention.
"-YOU ARE ALL HEAR FOR ONE THING-"
Link tried harder.
"- THAT THING IS- WHAT DO YOU WANT LINK?" Luigi screamed
"Um… there's a horse on your arm…" Link pointed out awkwardly.
Luigi removed the horse from chapter one and continued with his speech, "For a long time many if not all of you prank me on a daily basis."
Everyone stared intently.
"That's it," Luigi added, he then left the pony and went inside.
Luigi then came back outside, "Oh yeah… NOW FOR REVENGE."
Luigi then went back inside.
Luigi then ran back out, "Oh yeah I forgot to actually do it."
A cow rampaged over and ate him.
Pit then broke out laughing, slapping his knee. Pit had a trick knee and it had a spasm when he slapped it. Pit was kicked in the head and knocked out cold.
Suddenly the cow started imploding into the center of itself.
"WHY IS THAT COW IMPLODING INTO THE CENTER OF ITSELF?" asked a panicked Ness.
As the cow shrunk away, it revealed an orange portal of energy, as it grew high winds were the cause of a vacuum emanating from it.
As all of them were sucked into another place, the portal disappeared.
The portal reappeared; a cow fell out followed by the Smashers.
Link dragged his face from the floor of the mansion's kitchen to see Luigi standing in front oh him, holding the blue cow statue in hand.
"As my first task of revenge, you all have to… MAKE FOOD!" Luigi said,
"That's weird but Ok." Pit replied,
"GO!"
"Ah!" screamed Marth in fear, he stuffed a whole loaf of bread into a toaster, turned it to extra dark, and turned it on out of panic.
Marth quickly stirred ingredients together to make dough. He forced a wedding cake in it, along with several horses and threw it into the oven, setting it for one minute.
"C'mon! C'mon! C'MON!" yelled Marth, completely overreacting.
Marth took it out after four seconds of baking to find in the bowl was a perfect Peach clone.
"Ha ha! I shall now replace Peach and use her royal power to take over Wal-Mart!" declared the Peach clone.
Peach broke off a piece of the clone (her head) and ate it, "Hmm, you baked it just right! You get an A+-!"
"AAH THE TOAST." Screamed Marth, he took the toaster by the end of the cord and beat the Peach clone's corpse until it broke apart, allowing access to the toast.
Marth forgot to plug it in so the toast was actually still bread, "NO! No…" Marth cried, having a breakdown.
The bread turned into the bread monster, which went on a rampage, running out of the manor.
Then everyone started cooking.
Peach poured chocolate frosting into a large bowl, filling it up and then adding and mixing M&Ms, Skittles, sugar, whole candy bars, then topped it with vanilla frosting, chocolate syrup, and broccoli. She went to saute the whole thing.
Ike took several ingredients for making a sandwich; "Ok I'm going to make a sub sandwich!" he announced, then walked out of the room.
Seconds later Ike's hand reached in and yanked Toon Link through the door.
"Put this on!" Ike whispered urgently, holding up a giant sub sandwich costume.
"What? No," Toon Link refused.
"FINE. I'll do it then!" Ike yelled.
Toon Link and Ike, who was in a giant sub sandwich costume, reentered the kitchen.
Ike nudged Toon Link after a second of silence.
"Oh yeah, here's Ike's thing he made…" Toon Link said flatly, pointing at Ike.
"Ike went to the rest room," Ike/the sandwich explained; then whispered to Toon Link, "That ought to fill in any plot holes…"
"AAAAH A TALKING SUB SANDWICH!1" screamed Fox, he tried jumping out a closed window for dramatic-ness, but fell over unconscious from it instead.
"Why are you talking to me? We never talked to each other once since you arrived at this place." Toon Link sighed,
"That's not an appropriate thing to say to such an… attractive sandwich…" Lucario said, suavely approaching Ike, "Are you a female sandwich? I noticed you could talk which is why I'm asking the question."
"Uh, yes? Toon Link what should I do next?!" Ike cried out for help nervously.
"You shouldn't have said you were one!" Toon Link answered, agitated.
"Would you like to have Lunch sometime?" Lucario asked, not noticing Toon Link or Ike's conversation.
"Toon Link what should I do next? Toon Link?" Ike called, then turned to Lucario, "Ummm…." He randomly chose yes or no, "Yes! I would love to…?"
"Ok, how about sometime after this task of revenge Luigi has set upon us," Lucario replied before walking off.
Toon Link was frying vegetables and adding seasoning when Ike grabbed him, "I will pay you by the hour in cat food if you help me say the right things?"
"Sure, but why don't you just say your actually Ike, or a male talking sandwich or whatever?" then when no one was looking the cartoonish Link whispered, "How did you know I did cat food?"
"I just know…" Ike replied mysteriously.
Luigi used his special blue cow powers to over hear, "Ok so what you all are making is the lunch for the date of Lucario and Ike's sandwich!"
"Ok!" Replied everyone, the collective sound causing Daisy, who just came in, to pop.
Zelda took the deflated Daisy and added her into the mixture of her pancake mix.
The lamp found Luigi and tried making out with him some more.
TO BE CONTINUED!?
How will the date turn out? What other cuisine stuff have the Smashers made? Why is Lucario seemingly oblivious to the part where Luigi has his statue?
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