Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, DJ and the Fro, The Tourette's guy, Mario and Luigi, Mr. Mackey, Hank Hill, Usher, Ronald McDonald, Sasuke, and SpongeBob SquarePants, and other characters that I probably forgot to add.

Hi, everyone! Thanks for reviewing! And thanks for those who just read it!

To cutepuppy21: The reason why they are washing a mug is because it's supposed to be a parody of an old show that I used to watch on MTV called "DJ and the Fro". It's just a joke to show how stupid Inuyasha is and how Sesshomaru is smarter than him.

To Nikkie23534: Yes, it's true. I did write this story some months ago, but it was taken down because the title had the word "fuck" in it. So, in other words, I had to post this story back up and changed the title. Some stuff may be the same, and others might be different.

Sorry for the long wait. I was busy with college.

Warning: there will be a lemon in this chapter.

So without further ado, here's the 2nd chapter.

Anyways, enjoy!

Sesshomaru arrived in the cafeteria so he could get the Red Bulls for himself and Inuyasha.

"Oh man, I can't wait to get my hands on that delicious Red Bull." the dog demon said with excitement.

Kagome saw Sesshomaru walking towards the direction of the refrigerator and she decided to distract him by 'accidently' bumping into Sesshomaru.

"Oh hi, Sesshomaru. I didn't see you there." the miko said 'sweetly'.

"Oh, that's ok. Its fine." he said, brushing it off.

"So, where you going?" she asked.

"Well, I'm going to the refrigerator to get me and Inuyasha something to drink." Sesshomaru answered.

"Oh, that's great! But I was wondering if you have finished your paperwork?" Kagome asked.

"Umm, well. Actually, I have." he replied.

"Hmm, could you explain to me what we have to type about?" she asked.

"Of course, Kagome." he replied with a genuine smile.

*Meanwhile, while Kagome was distracting Sesshomaru, Koga sneaked into the kitchen unnoticed.*

"Heh heh heh, this will destroy Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's reputation once and for all." the wolf demon whispered to himself as he opened the bottle and poured the 'water' into Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's Red Bulls.

"Uh-oh, I better get outta here before someone catches me." Koga whispered while putting the bottle back into his pocket and quickly running out of the kitchen unnoticed.

*Meanwhile, Kagome was still distracting Sesshomaru while she waited for Koga to give her the signal.*

"….And that's the information you need to type your report."

"Oh, Sesshomaru. You're so smart and wise! No wonder why between you and Inuyasha, you seemed to be the smart one." Kagome said sarcastically, which was unknown to the youkai.

"Ha ha, yeah. Inuyasha can be a dumbass sometimes." Sesshomaru chuckled.

While the inu youkai was laughing with his eyes closed, Kagome saw Koga giving her the signal to leave the cafeteria.

"Well, look at the time. I better hurry up and type my report." she said, looking at her watch.

"Oh, well. It's nice chatting with you, Kagome." he waved at her as he left to go to the refrigerator.

"Yeah, and it was nice chatting with you as well." she said, silently laughing to herself after he left the scene.

"Wow, that's was weird. Kagome never ask me anything about her paperwork, but still, there's a first time for everything. Anyways, I gotta go get the drinks before Inuyasha have a bitch fit." Sesshomaru thought as he reached the refrigerator.

He opened the refrigerator and took out two Red Bulls. He closed the refrigerator door and walked back to the coffee room.

*Meanwhile*

"Damn it, Sesshomaru! Where the hell is my drink. Geez, it doesn't take that long to go to the cafeteria and get 'em." Inuyasha shouted to no one, while he rinsed the mug, dried it, and set it on the counter.

"Inuyasha, I'm back with the drinks." Sesshomaru announced as he entered the coffee room.

"WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO DAMN LONG, MAN. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR ASS TO COME BACK WITH THE DRINKS. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?" Inuyasha yelled, obviously pissed that his best friend came back late with his Red Bull.

"I was talking with Kagome." he simply replied.

"Ooooh, now I see. So you like her, don't ya." the hanyou said with a smirk.

"WHAT! HELL NO, man! You're disgusting!" Sesshomaru shouted.

"Feh, yeah right. So what did you and Kagome talked about?" Inuyasha asked, being nosy.

"Nothing, really. She just asked me about the report." the dog demon responded.

"Hmm, is that's all she asked for. Looks to me like she ask if she can have sex with you." he said with a big grin.

"Eew no, we just talk about the report, that's it." Sesshomaru said, defending himself.

"Riiiiigggghhhttt, and I'm the president of Japan." the half-breed said sarcastically.

"Ugh, whatever. Just take your damn drink." the youkai scoffed, rolling his eyes at his friend's idiotic behavior.

"Fine, I will." Inuyasha said, snatching the Red Bull out of Sesshomaru's hand.

Both Inuyasha and Sesshomaru opened the tab and started to drink their Red Bulls.

*Meanwhile*

Kagome ran out of the cafeteria to meet up with her partner-in-crime.

"So, Koga. Did ya do it?" she asked.

"Yes, my dear. And right now, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are drinking their 'so-called' Red Bulls. And once they do, they will experience some side effects." he said with a devilishly grin.

"Hmm, what kind of side effects?" she asked curiously.

"You'll see, Kagome, my dear. You'll see." Koga chuckled evilly.

*Meanwhile, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru just got finished consuming their drinks*

"Man, Sesshomaru! That really hit the spot." the dog hanyou exclaimed.

"You said it, Inuyasha! But anyways, are you finished washing that mug out like I taught ya?" the youkai asked.

"Yeah, Sesshomaru. It's on the counter." he replied, pointing to the mug on the counter.

"Inuyasha, what the hell! It's still dirty!" he shouted in disbelief.

"No it's not, Sesshomaru. I clean the whole…." Inuyasha snatched the mug away from Sesshomaru and carefully look at it. "Ohhhh, now I see it."

"Yeah, you half wash the mug. So you have to rewash it again." the youkai stated.

"WHAT! Aww come on, man. I'm only a beginner, geez, give me a break." he huffed, throwing his arms in the air in frustration.

"*sighs* Just wash my mug out, Inuyasha." Sesshomaru sighed in annoyance.

"Fine, alright I'll do it. Right after we watch some sweet videos that BigBlueBalls and WhatItIs sent us." Inuyasha said, exiting out of the coffee room so he could get on his computer and logged into YouTube.

"Alright, that's sounds good." Sesshomaru said, following behind his friend so he could also get on his computer and logged into YouTube.

*Ten minutes later*

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru returned back into the coffee room.

"Ok, now let's get back to business and finished washing that mug." Sesshomaru stated.

"Ugh, fine." Inuyasha scoffed, putting the mug back into the water and began scrubbing it.

"Aww! He's so cute when he acts stupid. Wait! What the hell am I thinking! I don't like Inuyasha. I mean, I like him as a friend but not a lover. That's just wrong on my level, that's for sure." the dog youkai thought.

"Yo, Sesshomaru! Are you okay? You keep staring at me like I was a piece of meat." the hanyou asked with concern.

"Yeah, man. I'm alright." he chuckled while blushing.

"Oh, ok." Inuyasha said. "Ya know, I never notice this before, but Sesshomaru looks sexy when he blushes…WHOA, WHOA! What the hell! Sesshomaru is my friend. I will never think of him as my lover. That's just disgusting as hell and I definitely don't want to be a fag."

"Hey, Inuyasha. INUYASHA!"

"Huh? Did you say something, Sesshomaru?"

"Yeah, I said that you need to wash the inside of the mug. It's still dirty." he said, pointing to the dirty mug.

"Hmm…maybe you should come over here and show me how to do it." Inuyasha said seductively, the 'water' filled Red Bull taking a full effect on him.

"Uh, Inuyasha. You're creepy me out and what's with your voice?" he asked nervously.

"Oh, nothing Sesshomaru. Just come over here behind me and, you know, show me." the hanyou said, winking his right eye at his friend.

"O-O-Oh, ok." the youkai said, getting behind Inuyasha and started demonstrating on how to wash a mug.

"Now what do I do?"

"Well, you just get the rag and wash the stain up and down." Sesshomaru instructed.

"You mean like this?" Inuyasha said seductively while scrubbing the stain slowly in a stroking motion.

"Y-Y-Yeah, like that." Sesshomaru stuttered with a light blush on his pale face while looking down at Inuyasha's hands. "Uhh, you know. You're doing it all wrong."

"Oh, am I. Maybe you should show me." The half-breed whispered sexily.

"Mmm, ok." the dog demon said, getting very close to Inuyasha from behind and putting his hands on top of Inuyasha's hands. "Remember Inuyasha, it has to be like this." he whispered seductively as he started stroking the stain very, very slowly, the 'water' filled Red Bull also taking an effect on him as well.

"Oh, Sesshomaru! Your breath is so damn hot against my neck. It's turning me on." the hanyou moaned.

"Oh, you like that, Inuyasha. Well, my hot moist breath ain't the only thing that will turn you on." the youkai whispered in to dog's furry ear while pushing his erection against Inuyasha's ass.

"Ahh shit, Sesshomaru! Do you have a banana in your pants or you're just horny as hell?" he asked playfully.

"Not as horny as I'm gonna be when I tap that ass." the inu youkai growled with lust.

"Damn, Sesshomaru! I love it when you talk dirty." the inu hanyou said huskily.

"And I love it when you moan my name like the slut you are. Now, bend that ass over the counter while I lick your fucking neck." he commanded.

"Yes, Sesshomaru."

"No! I want you to call me "master", ya got that?" he demanded in a rough voice.

"Yes, Master! Anything you say, I'll do!" Inuyasha said, bending his ass on the counter and sticking it out for his friend.

"Mmm, that's more like it." Sesshomaru said as he grabbed Inuyasha roughly by his white hair and kiss him.

While Sesshomaru was kissing Inuyasha, Inuyasha wrapped his arms around his co-worker's neck to deepen the kiss. The hanyou also stuck his tongue into the youkai's mouth, which he gladly accepted. Since the heated kiss was about 30 seconds long, both of them broke the kiss for some much needed air.

"Sesshomaru, *pants* I-I can't take it anymore. I need to feel your body against mine's." Inuyasha panted heavily.

"Me…*pants* me to Inuyasha. In fact, I want you right now." Sesshomaru panted as he forcefully took off his and Inuyasha's shirts off and started licking and sucking on his nipples.

"Ahh, ohhh yes, Sesshomaru, yes...ahhh, fuck!" the hanyou moaned.

"Do you like the way I suck your nipples, Inuyasha." the youkai teased, putting a nipple in his mouth while twisting the other with his fingers.

"Ohh hell yeah, Sesshomaru! I want more of you." he moaned loudly as he started rubbing on the dog demon's bare back.

"Mmm, really? Ok." was all Sesshomaru said once he pulled down Inuyasha's pants and started sucking him off.

"Ooh…oh yes, Sesshomaru, yes. Ahh, suck my dick. Suck me like the bitch you are." he moaned, grabbing a lock of the dog youkai's silver hair.

Ssesshomaru stopped sucking on his dick and started jerking him off.

"Mmm, you're wrong, Inuyasha. I am not a bitch. In fact, it is you that are the bitch. My bitch to be exact, you fucking whore." he said with a devilishly smirk.

All Sesshomaru's dirty talk made Inuyasha thrust his dick inside his hands even faster.

"Sesshomaru, I'm ugh… I'm coming ahh…I think I'm coming." he moaned, warning his friend that he was close to his climax.

"Cum for me, Inuyasha. Cum for me, you whore-ass, bitch-ass, motherfucker." the youkai commanded huskily while he jerked Inuyasha off really fast.

"Ahh…ah, oh SHIT, SON OF A BITCH!" the hanyou yelled out, releasing a lot of his semen on Sesshomaru's face, stomach, hands, and hair.

After Inuyasha came down from his orgasm, Sesshomaru licked the cum off the side of his lips.

"Mmm….damn, Inuyasha! You taste good as hell, but now it's time for me to fuck the living shit outta ya. So you bend that ass over the counter right now, ya filthy whore and show me the kind of slut that you really are." he ordered, slapping Inuyasha's peach-colored ass really hard.

"Oh, hell yeah! Dominate my ass, Sesshomaru!" the half-breed said, going over to the counter and bending his ass for his friend to fuck.

Sesshomaru pulled his pants down and gently rubbed the tip of his erection against Inuyasha's ass in a painfully slow motion.

"Unn…Ahhh Sesshomaru!" he moaned and whined, tired of his friend teasing him. "What the hell are you waiting for? Just stick your dick inside me and fuck me already!"

"That's what she said last night!" a random person said outside the window for no particular reason, expect for being an ignorant smartass.

"Alright, my bitch. I'll fuck you! In fact, I'm gonna fuck you so hard that you can't even walk for a whole year." the dog demon said as he finally shoved his 14-inch dick inside Inuyasha's small asshole.

Inuyasha began hissing and moaning in pain and pleasure as Sesshomaru's massive dick went inside his ass. Even though he was in pain, pre-cum leaked from the tip of his cock on to the floor.

"Oww, Sesshomaru! That really hurts, but damn it felt soooo good!" the hanyou moaned in pleasure as he began adjusting himself so he can get use to Sesshomaru's cock inside his torn-up hole. "Ok, Sesshomaru. I'm ready."

The youkai started thrusting slowly into Inuyasha's pink entrance.

"Ahh! Damn, Inuyasha! You're so fucking tight!" he grunted.

"Ahh! Harder, Sesshomaru! Ahhhh! FUCK ME HARDER AND FASTER!" Inuyasha yelled, holding on the counter.

Sesshomaru increased his speed and fucked Inuyasha harder and faster, making him bleed out his ass. He also grabbed the half-breed 12-inch dick and began pumping him along with his thrusting.

"Ahh, Sesshomaru! I…ugh…I think I'm gonna…ahhh….gonna cum!" he moaned heavily.

"Oh, really now?" he grunted, squeezing Inuyasha's cock so hard that he came all over both their stomachs, faces, and his hands.

Sesshomaru also came inside Inuyasha's ass so hard that a mixture of blood and cum flow out of his entrance and on to the concrete floor.

After their mind-blowing orgasm, both Inuyasha and Sesshomaru collapsed on the floor cuddled up together. The youkai pulled out of the hanyou with a sight 'pop' sound.

"Wow *pants* Sesshomaru! That's was amazing!" Inuyasha panted breathless.

"Yeah! I guess it was amazing, isn't it!" Sesshomaru said, breathless as well.

"Umm…Sesshomaru. There's something that I want to tell you?" he said with a light blush.

"Hmm, what is it, Inuyasha?" he asked.

"Well…I don't know how to tell you this, but I…. *sighs* I think I love you." the dog hanyou confessed.

"I love you too, Inuyasha." the dog youkai whispered. "I love you, too."

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru both fell asleep, cuddle up and naked on the floor in the coffee room.

But unfortunately, what they don't know is that someone was watching them the entire time.

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