Link
Hey, what's up, Pika-Bros? Pikachu here, and as you can probably tell, I'm in the closet. I can't be too loud because my closet is right next to my roomie Sonic's bed and he'd kill me if I woke him up…
Zzz… I ain't too short let me on… zzz…
Today's episode of 'How to Infuriate My Friends' is all about the Hero of Hyrule himself, Link. The goal of this one is simple: go all Majora's Mask on Epona and hijack her away from Link… achieving that goal on the other hand… well…:
Pikachu: *pushing Epona by her rear* COME ON YOU DUMB HORSE!
Yoshi: *still covered in stings from the week before* Well… you know what they say… 'can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink…' Or something like that."
Kirby: "Y, I think you need to go get those stingers removed."
Yoshi: "Nah, I'm good…"
Pikachu: "Hmm… AHA!" *runs away and comes back with a carrot* Here girl, want a carrot? I know you LOVE THEM…"
Epona: *snorts*
Pikachu: "How about sugar? Don't horses love sugar cubes?"
Epona: …
Pikachu: "A whip?" *whips a whip*
Epona: …
Pikachu: "AGH! WORK WITH ME, HORSE!"
Sonic:" For the love of… here, let me." *gets out in front of the camera and speaks horse to Epona*
Pikachu: "You can speak horse?"
Sonic: "I can speak horse, Pokemon, and a little bit of wolf. And dog." *whinnies*
Epona: *gets an annoyed look and neighs*
Sonic: "She basically said something along the lines of 'F*** you, I work for Link'."
Kirby: "Wow, so the horse has a potty mouth. Who knew?"
Pikachu: "Well then, spook her!"
Sonic: "And how would I do that?"
Pikachu: *gestures to his spines*
Sonic: "Oh, no, I'm not pricking a horse with one of my spines so the Internet can watch me get trampled."
Yoshi: "I'll do it…" *pulls out a spine and pricks Epona while flinching*
Epona: *neighs and veers up onto her hind hooves; tramples Yoshi*
Yoshi: "AAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Pikachu: "Whoopsie… OH! Hi, Link…"
Link: … *snickers* "Heh heh heh heh heh… A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *walks away laughing his head off*
Pikachu: "Whelp… Plan B." *kicks Link in the groin*
Link: *makes a high pitched scream*
Kirby, Sonic: *look at each other*
Kirby: "Pokken?"
Sonic: "Pokken."
*both run*
Pikachu: "TRAITORS!"
Link: *towers over him with the Master Sword in hand*
Pikachu: "Uh… hi…?"
And that's the story of how I got this huge gash over my back! Yeah, the Master Sword packs a punch! *closet door opens*
Oh, shoot, did I wake you up? Sorry, buddy…
…
Dude? *gets grabbed* AH!
*chews on him like a chew toy* zzz… yummy delicious sandwich…
Yeck… tune in next week when I tackle something even harder! See ya later Pika-Bros! Okay, Sonic, stop chewing on me…
Zzz… more cookies…
Oh, that's right you sleepwalk… hmm… could be useful one day, now that I think about it. *smiles mischievously*
