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Upon hearing the news of going to Hogwarts Tyler yelled " Oh my God, it's a conspiracy. My BK world really does exist." This made everyone with 3rd lunch laugh.
"But how ironic could it be? I mean we talk about it every day." replied Baylee
"Shut up smart ass," Tyler grinned and Baylee smirked then turning to the older man she continued, "Are you really my father?"
"Yes I am and more will be explained when we arrive at our destination." he replied
" If your really Tyler's father then you would be shocked to find out she is pregnant." shot Andrea a little skeptical with the whole situation.
"What?" the man looked as surprised as Tyler
"yeah what?" she said shocked
"I was just testing him," Andrea stated as if her way was the logical way.
"ok anyways, second question what is your name?" Jennifer asked slowly scootingtowards Nestor in a not so discrete way.
"I am Severus Sebastian Snape, potion master of Hogwarts school of which craft and wizardry." he stated proudly.
"Whoa dude you might want to tone that down a little peoples name should be three names long unless you are Hispanic. What are you giggling at?" Nestor asked Tyler.
"Sebastian….hahaha…" they all looked at Tyler and Snape looked absolutely shocked. Apparently one did not make fun of Mr. Severus Sebastian Snape.
"Anyway back to the matter at hand ," Nat said taking a stand, " you are going to make us wait several hours to tell us about our lives!" apparently the boys were not too happy about this arrangement well except for Nestor who was now making out with Jenn in the corner. But when Snape saw them they insisted that this was there culture and that they were appalled that he did not except it. Of coarse Snape saw right threw it but Nestor still insisted that it was worth a try.
"And no I am not going to make u wait several hours we simply have to reach our destination to use a port key to Hogwarts," Snape returned to the earlier conversation after separating Nestor and Jennifer. They all sat there seemingly thinking about what was to happen but as Snape used his occumelency he found that it was nothing of the sort.
First he went into his daughter's 'Man my BK world is finally happening! Man I hope I am an only child, and not have to share everything. Why is he looking at me. Well duh I'm his daughter and he hasn't seen me in who knows how long. Or has he…….. Wait he does that mind reading thing no he couldn't be could he?'
He then turned his attention to Andrea who seemed to be the logical one, 'Oh no I gotta pee. Hmm alls I need is a funnel and a bottle. Wait who is driving.' Ok so Snape was wrong about the logical part.
Next was Jennifer who was looking at Nestor again, 'Oh man I would like to get a piece of that. Oh if I got him alone I would jump him and then I would,' Snape didn't want to know what else so he moved on.
Baylee she looks sensible, ' Man my shoes rock. Oh my God what about my records and my turn table? Stupid Karlie better not touch them or I will kill her. Nothing for a while Man my shoes are awesome.'
By now Severus was pleading for someone who actually thought actual thoughts turning to Nat he hoped against hope, 'Man now I am never going to finish that hover craft and what about my paintball team,' he gave up but looked at the last two minds just incase.
Nestor was, well, not any help, 'Oh man I am freaking out. Oh no I have the munchies. Mmmmm sour cream and peanut butter ice cream. Oh no I am sounding like Becca. Mmmmm Becca.' Snape decided that he didn't even want to know and went into the last mind that had been mostly silent.
' I bet that this is all that little bitches fault. When I get her alone she will have no idea what hit her besides my hand. Muhahaha Muhahaha.' Snape came back to the real world wondering who Daniel was talking about. Soon afterward the car came to a stop and Andrea jumped out. To her disappointment they were in a meadow with no buildings around. As everyone else came out they saw Andrea coming out from behind a sole tree zipping up her pants.
"Awe much better," she said to herself.
"Ok." by the looks of Snape children in the UK definitely did not act like kids in the US, "everyone gather round and touch this pen."
"What is Hogwarts suddenly on a budget? Couldn't we get something a little bigger?" Baylee joked.
By now Snape was about up to hear with these kids. He just wanted to go home and talk to his daughter. "Just shut up and touch it."
"Oh don't be so sweet." said Andrea sarcastically.
"It's ok Drea I bet he says that to all the girls," Baylee's comments were fallowed by a series of laughs as people caught on.
"Dude not cool. If what he is saying is true then he is my Dad and you can't say that about him." Tyler defended. Snape finally caught on and did something no one was expecting, he laughed. Just full out laughed right there in the meadow. Staring at him all of the kids touched the pen and they were off on an adventure to change their lives.
