Title: Why You Shouldn't Let...?

Genre: Humor

Summary: This one for Sands of Destruction, no pairings included. Why you shouldn't let...?

A series of Reasons from Why you shouldn't let... starring the Sands of Destruction casts!

I'm back on business thanks to the reviews from Winter-Grown-Lily and ai-chan-neko-nyaX3! Your reviews punch my spirit back to life! I'll try to keep crazy ideas on the line so hope this will be as amusing as the first chapter

Disclaimer: I do not own SoD and their characters! If I do OWN it, I'll change Naja into my sweet little pet :p

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Aquila rex touch a computer?

It is simply NOT interesting...

He stare at the monitor of a newly bought PC. Sure, Noctua must have lost his sense to buy such human-infected things. He will NEVER try to touch it, play it, or stare at it...okay cross the stare, he's already staring at it, disgusted. He spread his wings carefully and poke the PC with the tip of his wings like it was a dangerous things-that-will-poison-you-whenever-you're-too-close-to-it.

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Okay, he guess he could trust this thing a little. He sat down in front of the monitor and push the button which has taken his attention. A big red button screaming "PUSH ME!". A loud 'BEEP' and a few lights then Aquila find himself looking at the monitor interestingly. Wow! It's actually kinda interesting! You drag this mousy thing and point it to any application and push the mouse body then it open programs. There are a lot of things and he opened many windows. Open, close, open, click this line on the toolbars! Hey it's gone? Where it is? He jabbed the mouse everywhere and nothing's appear.

"Where would a Program go? Inside the monitor?" he mumbled as he moved his wings to hit the monitor.

*Hit*

Nothing happens

*HitHitHit*

Screen remained the same

*HITHITHITHITHITHITHITHIT*

Screen goes black

*HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!* 9x

Smokes appeared from the monitor

"WHAT ARE YOU HUMANS ARE UP TO?"

A set of numbers typed out as he kick the monitor and left it angrily

1001 (I)

100 (D)

1001 (I)

1111 (O)

10101 (T)

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Morte learns chemistry?

After months of forcing the bloodlust woman inside a chemistry course in Galoa, his effort finally result a good thing. The beastslayer finally has specific knowledge. Chemistry is not hard, that Naja thought and it's more fun to mix substances than to sit around, reciting equation. Morte quite enjoyed making a small explode inside the lab or made a smelly, poisonous liquid to put inside Kyrie's food. Though what makes Naja more than happy is that Morte stopped calling him 'Proffessor'…

That's good because even Naja adores the world of knowledge, he hates being called something he's not.

Not for a long time though…he mentally slapped his face when a week after Morte finished the course, a bomb explode in Mechto, causing everyone to change gender…

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Kyrie scared inside a laboratory?

Lacertus was more than happy when Kyrie let the crocodile take one blood sample of the Destruct. How long has he wanted to do that? The crocodile lord can't wait to finally test those bloods.

In a few minutes, he regrets it…

A test tube, a measure glass cup, a thermometer, and two liquid holders are the things Kyrie broke…not mentioning the said boy cried out loud when the crocs brought out his syringe. The boy ran around the lab and finally poured Lacertus acid chemical substances over his experiment notes…

Frightened to know this kid could destroy the world in a blink of an eye…

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Serpens rex Cooks?

"No one SHALL enter the kitchen!" or so the note glued to the kitchen's door said.

One glance at the paper, Pistris already knew who was inside the kitchen. The sneaky Serpens rex. The paper was made of her ol' skin so no one would dare to touch it. A sound of the stove turned on and Pistris decided t not come to the beastlords meeting this evening.

Poor them…he mumbled

That Evening…

"Has every beastlord presence?" Noctua stiff voice echoed in the room. "Felis rex has not…" replied Elephas. "Hardly surprising," groaned Aquila. He grunted and tapped his wings impatiently, "…that cat only knew travel and excitement, he barely realize his own duty!"

*Knock**Knock*

The door flung open and came Serpens rex, smiling cheerfully, "Sorry I'm late!" her high-tuned voice reverberated, "…I've made this for you all to taste!" she put a pot of hot soup on the middle table. An obnoxious smell and the other beastlords gulped in unison, making the snake-woman to twitch her eyes. "What? I worked all noon to make that soup!" she yelled, furiously swung her umbrella.

"Now, dig in or I force it down your throat!" she pointed her umbrella toward everyone. The beastlords sweated, but for the sake of their precious lives, they ate it…

Out on the sea, on the deck of the Salvation's committee's ship, Pistris rex smirked, "What would happen, eh?" he said, "…last time, all of the beastlords ended up on the bed inside The Caring Hand…"

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Lupus rex learned Social science?

Naja sighed heavily as he saw the next mentor went out the door. That's the 4th teacher who escaped for their dear lives. This won't get us anywhere… he let another sigh out.

Surely, as a Lupus Rex, the current Lupus rex must have vast knowledge, including human's knowledge. Lupus rex learned almost anything except human sociology. No matter who the teacher is, he rejected all.

The half-blood reluctantly went inside the door to know exactly why the heck Lupus rex hates it…

He saw none other than the Lupus rex, growling at the whiteboard, giving it a death stare. Curious, he read the scribbles on the board, it says, "Homo Homini Lupus" or "Human is a wolf to other humans"

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Crimson Sun takes a walk?

Morte can't wait to revive Kyrie…

She really wants to meet her dearest again. That's the only force that drives her crazy. To went to the clock tower and listened to the Dr. Crocs rant. To let Kyrie's KILLER to allied with her. To stormed inside the tropical jungle full of crawlies (eeeeww…:d). To killed her life saver. To search for an entrance in the light temple. A weird book as their only clue leads to the tower.

She finally gets to see Kyrie again…she only needs to climb to the top of this tower, than the Crimson Sun will…will…

"Crimson Sun, WHERE ARE YOU?"

Agan covered his ears and shook his head, "…Try again Mort, he might be DEAF!" adjusting his hat he said, "…seriously…another shout we'll be the one who go deaf"

Ignoring her fellow complaints, Morte shouted, "We…WE'VE COME TO SPEAK OF THE DESTRUCT!" Another angry murmur came from Agan as he literally pulled his hat to cover his ears, "Right, Mort, he IS DEAF!".

"WHERE IS THE CRIMSON SUN?" yelled Morte. "I'm DEAF!" Agan chirped. "SHUT up, AGAN!" the scarlet plague screamed. "The Crimson Sun's not here…" said Rhi'a calmly, "Dr. Crocs probably wrong…". "Wait…" Naja raised his hand, "If it's a trap, there's no way the Front gave us wrong…"

"Dr. Crocs will pay…" hissed Morte as she shoved the half-blood rudely and stormed outside

Agi…

"Can I have that comb?"

The vendor smiled at his customer, "Your mane broke the old one? Seriously Sunny, have a haircut!" he threw the comb toward the customer.

"Hahaha…you knew me well, don't you?"

And the Crimson Sun walks away to his tower. Little did he know about what will occur in Galoa…

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Okay, it has been a long time since I post…wow!

I hate binary numbers! My computer teacher kinda force me to learn it!

The Chemical reaction + Morte's bloodlust = BOOM

On the chemistry lab, I broke one test tube and the teacher said it was expensive…(oh noes…)

Whoever let a snake cooks, call me…

Junior high school memories, "Homo homini lupus" and "Homo homini Socius…"

You know, if that DID happen, I'll be the one who end Dr. Crocs life…

I might get stuck with this for a while!

Review and Suggestions, Please!