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Don't forget me!

Don't worry, I'm not! How could I; we share a room, for crying out loud.

Yeah, well you're not exactly the prime example of stellar memory... ^^;;

*frowns* Yeah, whatever. Anywho, on with the second chapter!


Last Time:

"Oh, I hope we didn't get on the wrong train!" Kari fretted, looking slightly worried.

"And Dad definitely has some explaining to do," Dani added.

Chapter 2

In Which Things Are Explained (Kinda… Sorta… Okay, Not Really At All)

"I still say Mom put something hallucinogenic in our food," Dani argued.

"Is this really a dream?" Kari wondered.

In response to that, Dani got up, walked over to Harry, and pulled his cheeks far apart in opposite directions. "I think he's real," she told her sister.

"Are you saying you're Muggles?" Ron's voice cracked a bit on the last word.

"I don't care what the hell 'Muggles' are," Dani scowled. "What I wanna know is why our parents sent us to a fucking school of magic without even fucking telling us first!"

"Dani, stop swearing so much!" Kari pleaded.

"I will damn well swear as much as I damn well please, and there's not a fucking thing you can do about- OW! What the fuck was that for?"

"I told you to stop swearing!"

"Yeah, well, you didn't have to hit me!"

"If you won't listen to me when I tell you things, then I have no other recourse of action but to take action!"

"Li'l sis, that makes absolutely no sense at all!"

"Well, if you'd crack open a book once or twice that isn't manga, maybe you'd learn something!"

"Oh yeah? Well-"

Suddenly, the train began to slow down considerably.

"Whoa, why the hell is the train slowing down? Are they checking for bombs?" Dani demanded fiercely before grinning somewhat sinisterly. "Cause I can help with that, you know. Making them, anyway."

Kari face palmed while Harry tried to explain the concept of bombs to a bewildered Ron, and Hermione looked like she wanted to strangle Dani.

"No, they are not checking for bombs," the bushy-haired witch explained exasperatedly. "We are approaching Hogwarts."

"Warthogs?" Kari questioned.

"It's 'Hogwarts', dipstick," Dani scoffed at her sister's question.

Gradually, the train came to a complete stop.

"So what happens now?" Dani piped up.

Hermione's left eye twitched. "Obviously," she snarled through gritted teeth, "we get off the train."

"Well excuse me, Princess!" Dani retorted. "You don't have to be quite so rude!"

Ron and Harry struggled to hold back Hermione, who looked very close to strangling the white-haired girl, who was happily oblivious to all this as she took her trunk down from the overhead rack.

"Oy vey, sis, can't you go one day without making someone your enemy?" Kari shook her head exasperatedly.

"Nope!" Dani replied cheerfully.

"Of course you can't," Kari muttered.

"Hagrid!" Harry waved to a very tall and hairy man that was standing off to the side, yelling something about 'First-years'.

"'ello there, 'arry!" the hairy man beamed, most of his smile hidden by the wiry beard. Kari looked slightly frightened by him.

"I-is that an ogre?" the brunette whimpered slightly, hanging behind her sister.

"Cool," Dani enthused, grinning somewhat evilly.

"Uh, Hagrid, we may have a slight problem here." The Boy-Who-Lived motioned for the giant man to bend down so he could whisper in his ear.

"What? Muggles?" Hagrid's eyes bugged out. "I gotta tell the 'eadmaster 'bout this right away!"

"Hey, who the hell are you calling 'Muggles'?" Dani seethed. "We're not muggers!"

"Nor are we worms," Kari piped up, frowning disapprovingly.

"What is going on here?"

The group did a collective head turn in the direction of the voice. A forbidding dark-haired man with piercing obsidian eyes was approaching, robes billowing behind him in a way which seemed to defy gravity.

"Hagrid, are these the two Muggle girls?" the foreboding figure inquired in a sour tone.

"Who the hell-" Dani exploded violently, suddenly trailing off as the man glared at her, dark eyes piercing her own crystal blue ones.

"We aren't worms!" Kari finished politely for her sister.

"How did you know they were here, Professor Snape?" Hermione inquired.

"The Headmaster informed me. He's…" the man trailed off.

"Freaky like that?" Kari suggested timidly, since Dani seemed to be stuck in place, simply staring at the man.

"…Follow me," the two girls were told, the man's curt tone accompanying his speedy gait as he turned to head up to the front car of the train.

"Who was that?" Dani asked rather quietly, her eyes wide.

"That was Professor Snape; 'e's the Potions Pr'fessor," Hagrid told her.

"C-c'mon, sis, we don't wanna get left behind!" Kari tugged her sister along.

"I'm never getting married," the Golden Trio and Hagrid vaguely heard Dani mumble as she was dragged behind her sister in the direction Snape went.


Just to clear something up, the whole spiel about Snape, SG-chan wrote that, NOT ME! The only Snape I've ever seen has been the ones drawn in the books, who gives me the creeps *shiver*

SG-chan, on the other hand, is a Snape fangirl ^.^ Damn you, Rowling, for killing him off in book 7! Damn you Rowling for screwing up the last two books in general!

^^;; Uh, yeah, Sis has some rather strong feelings on the whole Snape: Good or Evil debate. Okay, moving on, don't forget to review, please! I do agree with my sister on one thing; reviews are love, plus we love getting them ^^ And make sure to read some of our other stories too please ^^;;

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