Theme number: 002

Pairing: MadaXSakuXAkatsuki

Summary: I'm guessing everybody some time in their life will have a neighbour that throws endless parties or has some wacky problems, right? Well meet my neighbour, who by the way has strange meetings for his so called 'gang'.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto


002

My

Neighbour


I have a neighbour.

His name is Madara.

Madara Uchiha.

He's my neighbour.

I've already said that though.

The thing is I just can't get over the fact that Madara Uchiha lives next door to me.

The fearless second leader of the infamous gang 'Akatsuki' lives in the apartment across the hall.

Which sitting in right now.

Have I added how he has his Akatsuki meetings in his apartment?

Yeah, well he does.

I accidentally knocked on his door during one of their 'meetings'.

Definitely not gonna do that again thank-you very much.

But I'll tell you what happened anyway.


"Sakura love! What a surprise!"

I glanced at the very handsome man standing infront of me.

Not like I'd ever admit it though.

"Uh...Hi Madara, I just wanted to give you your mail." Dude I literally shoved the letters at him.

'Smooth move Sak.'

'Shut it inner.'

"Why thank-you Sakura! It seems the mail man likes mixing up our mail!" How could anyone his age sound do much like a five year old?

"What do you mean by that?"

"It just so happens that I have some of your mail, love." He informed me running a hand through his black locks.

Did I mention how soft his hair looks?

'Jealous!'

"Come in while I go get your mail."


And that is how I ended up in my current position.

Sitting in between a very blue Kisame and a silent Itachi.

Who is also an Uchiha.

Have I told you how sexy all Uchiha's are?

'Even aint that bad looking, I wouldn't mind to have been his .'

'Oh god inner! He's like three times our age!'

'Pshh well at least we know where Itachi got his good looks from.'

'I don't think I can ever look at Itachi the same again.'

"So you're Sakura, yeah?"

Well dah, how many Sakura's does he know?

"Yep." But how could I possibly say anything mean to that cute blonde? I had to hold in my urge to hug the life out of him.

"You have pink hair."

Twitch.

"Tobi likes the colour pink!"

"It's too bright."

Twitch.

"Where did you get it dyed?"

Twitch.

"Bitch I wanna know if it's all natural."

Did Hidan actually think I was gonna show him?

"Sakura!" Thank god for Madara's good timing.

"You're mail, love." He handed the white envelops to me.

'At least he didn't shove it at you.'

Naturally I replied.

"Thanks."

I stood up, only to take in my surroundings once more.

Sheets of black, red and white pieces of paper was scattered across the floor. Accompanied by a few pairs of scissors, glue sticks and-

Gold glitter?

"Uh, do you mind my asking what you guys have been doing?"

"What? Do you have a problem with grown men using glitter pink bitch?"

'Pink bitch?'

'Give it to him Sak.'

'My pleasure.'

"What was that old man?"

"What did you call me bitch?"

"Huh? Getting hard of hearing geezer?"

"Watch your fucking mouth pinkie!"

"What? Scared I'll bite old man?"

"I'm not fucking old bitch!"

"Oh really? I've been studying to be a doctor half my life, and you know they say grey hair is the first sign of ageing."

Hidan was seriously fuming now.

"It's. Not. Fucking. Grey!"

I gave him the 'I don't believe you' look.

"IT'S SILVER YOU PINK BITCH!"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME OLD MAN?"

"YOU HEARD ME PINKY!"

"WELL WOULD YOU CARE TO REPEAT IT OLD MAN?"

"MY PLEASURE PINK BITCH-"

A series of events followed.

Firstly Hidan went flying into the wall.

Kisame and Deidara cracked up laughing.

Kakazu commented how much of a waste it would cost to fix the Hidan sized dent in the wall.

Madara just stared.

Sosori and Itachi smirked.

Konan complemented Sakura on her right hook.

And Tobi glomped me.

"I think you knocked him out, yeah." Deidara commented.

Oh. My. God.

How cute is he?

"I like her."

Then everybody looked at Pein.

Who raised an eye brow.

"I think I should escort you back to your apartment love."

I nodded to the god like man.

"See-ya Saku ,yeah!"

Then I cracked.

One moment I was at Madara's side the next I was glomping Deidara in a hug.

Let's just say Madara wasn't a very happy camper having to rip me off his blonde friend.

And let's just say that I wasn't a very happy camper being taken away from the cutest blonde I had ever seen.

Yes Naruto, I just went there.


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