CARDIN!
Everyone on teams RWBY and JNPR yelled at the leader of team CRDL.
"What was that for!?" Ruby shot out of her chair.
"I highly doubt that she deserved hot coffee on her head for just a simple remark." Weiss commented as she too stood up to her teammate's defense.
Despite being drenched in scalding hot coffee, Blake tried her best to mask any pain. Her eyes widened as she grabbed the two sides of her bow.
"Guys my bow is starting to come off…"
Yang immediately stood up as well. "I'll take you to get cleaned up."
"That's fine Yang." Blake stood and started to shuffle away awkwardly from the lunch table when Cardin stuck out his foot and tripped Blake. She started to fall, but reached out and grabbed Cardin's arm, barely up righting herself while slamming Cardin into the ground.
Before Cardin could react, Blake had already dashed away, trying desperately to cover up what was under her bow while also trying to get as much distance from herself and Cardin as possible.
Nora had finally gotten back to the lunch table with a plate of waffles stacked twice as high as Blake's was.
"Hey, what happened to Cardin?"
"He drenched Blake in hot coffee, and then she threw him to the ground when he tried to trip her." Ren sighed and started to eat his own plate of pancakes/
"Where is she?"
This time Yang answered. "She had to leave to go get cleaned up."
"If I were her I would at least finished the fight."
"It looked pretty finished to me Nora. Plus her bow was coming off so she needed to fix it."
"Why did Blake need to keep her bow on? Does she keep adorable cat ears underneath them or something?"
"Nora! Why the hell would you suggest something like that!" Yang was beginning to lose her temper
"Geez it was just a joke ok? Wow Canadians really don't have a sense of humor."
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPOSSED TO MEAN!?"
"You are from Canada right Barbara?"
"MY NAME IS YANG NOT BARBARA!"
Ruby started cracking up at the completely random turn this conversation at took.
"Are you sure it's not Barbara?"
"I SWEAR TO GOD NORA YOU BETTER STARTED MAKING SENSE OR IM GONNA PUNCH YOUR-"
"Yang, I think you need to cool off…" Ruby gently placed a hand on her sister's shoulder in attempts to change her now red eyes back to purple.
Weiss decided to try to calm Yang down herself. "You really shouldn't take it too personally Yang. After all, it is Nora."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Pyrrah, as her teammate, you should know as well as I do that Nora isn't really well... all together."
"What are you suggesting Weiss?"
"I'm suggesting that Nora is crazy."
"No she's not!"
"Oh please, of course she is!"
"I can contribute to that…"
Weiss and Pyrrah both turned towards Cardin, who was just getting back on his feet. "That chick has threatened to break my legs on more that occasion. Definitely wacko."
"Would you like me to break them instead Cardin?"
"Geez! Is all of team JNPR nuts!"
By now all three teams had begun to shout at each other about who was and/or wasn't crazy. As the noise level grew, more and more students from other lunch tables began to get up and leave. Just as the massive argument has reached a point where death threats were shouted and weapons were drawn, everyone was interrupted to the deafening sound of a large whip cracking a table.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Yelled Glynda Goodwitch. She turned to Professor Ozpin, who had just begun to walk up behind her.
"Professor Ozpin, these students have been arguing for so long that they have missed their first period! If we hadn't shown up when we did, who knows what other school rules these students could have broken!"
"I see…" He took a long, slow sip of his coffee. "And actions like these should not be taken lightly. I know just what we need to do with these students." A small smile began to form on his face. "Yes… we need to have a bake off!"
Everyone's mouth except for Ozpin's hit the floor.
Glynda cleared her throat and spoke up first. "I'm sorry but what did you say?"
"I said that we shall have a bake off."
She face palmed. "Professor Ozpin, I understand that some of your motives in the past can be a bit odd but this time you can't possibly be serious…"
