Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did, which I DON'T, Naruto would help Itachi kill Sasuke, Sakura would die an old lady with too many cats, and the village of Konoha would be overrun with mini NaruKyuu's pranking everyone and setting things on fire. (IDEA! for next stry. (maybe)).

Timeskip

"Morning Tsunade-baa-baa!"

"I told you not to call me that brat," Tsunade said while aiming a painful punch to the blonde haired kitsune. He dodge it in the nick of time, and the poor wall suffered what was meant to be his fate.

"Well do you want me to work, or leave you to do this mountain of paperwork by yourself," Naruto asked slyly. She groaned, 'why did I come back. Oh yeah, I get to see this ray of sunshine everyday,' Tsunade thought sarcastically. 'But then again, he does do a good job on the paperwork and lets me get my rest. Oooh!, don't forget the sake, I get to drink my sake without Shizune trying to steal my stash.'

Tsunade moved to the couch to drink her sake in peace, while the younger blonde moved behind the desk before beginning to work quietly and effeciently through the mountain load of work.
Finished with the paperwork for the day, Naruto sat back with a smile on his face, while watching Tsunade nap on the couch, her sake cup hanging in her hand, and went into his thoughts.

FlashbackWhen he entered the thirtieth gambling house in the past two days, with all the multicolored machines and rumbling noise of people who were losing or winning, he was sure she wouldn't be in here. He looked around the place, from the clerks merrily getting their money to the pull lever cherry machines and back to the clerks. That is when he saw her, with the clerk shouting at her for not being able to pay her debt. He called out to her, she looked around then turned in his direction."Hey gaki," she exclaimed while coming over and gathering him in rib breaking hug."Baa-baa, can't...brea...the," Naruto gasped painfully."Oh, its just good to see you, happy and healthy as well!""You know what I'm here for, don't you Baa-chan?""Yes, I guess this means the elders are finally taking my threat seriously," the woman sighed, thinking of all the horrible paperwork she was going to have to return to.End Flashback"Naruto...Naruto...Naruto, are you listening to me, gaki," the busty woman yelled, while waving her hand in front of his face.

"Huh, yeah," Naruto snapped out of reverie.

"I said, are you going to let me see the kid and your husband today?"

"They're coming into the village to get me today, so I don't see why we can't visit for a while."

"Good," Tsunade replied happily. She just loved little Zaki, ever since she had got back to the village a month ago and Naruto had invited her to dinner. Who knew the gaki could cook something other than Ramen.

FF

"Hey Kyuu," said a happy Naruto softly. Said demon had put his genjutsu on as a female babysitter, so the villagers wouldn't freak out. He came over to his mate with Zaki looking around wide-eyed in his arms.

"Afternoon mate, how was today," the demon asked, eyes twinkling with mischief.

"Good, Kyuu... what did you do," Naruto asked worriedly. He didn't receive an answer, just a wink. Tsunde came over to the demon and took the child out of his arms. Zaki immediately began to cry, and Naruto knew exactly what Kyuubi had done.

"You didn't make him go to sleep did you, Kyuu," Naruto asked irately. Now he was going to have to put up with Zaki crying all night because he had taken a nap to late in the afternoon. 'Maybe if I get him to sleep now, he will still have time to wear himself out enough that I can get at least a have decent night's sleep.' Naruto began, afterwards adding many devious thoughts on how to get back at Kyuubi whom seems to go deaf at night.

"Here Naruto, I think someone wants you," Tsunade said, disappointed that she couldn't hold the baby because he was searching for his 'mother.' Naruto took the Zaki and the baby calmed down almost immediately, while Naruto began to rock the infant into sleep. After a few moments the child was in a blissful sleep and Naruto began to think that he might just get a good night's sleep.

"See you later Baa-chan, it's time to get Zaki laid down," Naruto said while glaring at a happily smirking Kyuubi no Kitsune.

"See you tomorrow gaki," the busty woman replied while shooing him and his husband out of her office, before Shizune could come in to destroy her peaceful mood from this morning.

Walking up the trail to their home on the outskirts of Konoha, Kyuubi veered off in another direction to tend to 'otherworldly' chores and obligations. Naruto continued to walk, when the door to home came into sight, Naruto shifted Zaki slightly as the wind shifted and bringing with it the smell of danger. Naruto's senses went crazy, but before he could turn around to face the figure he knew to be there, everything went dark.

When Naruto came to, his first thoughts were about where was his kit and if the infant was safe. He reached out his senses and sighed in relief that there was nothing dangerous threatening his kit, at least not now. He did feel the prescense of another outside a door that was as gray as the four walls around it and almost impossible to separate from the walls themselves. Taking a good look around himself, Naruto found out several things all leading to one ultimate conclusion. Several wooden, straight backed spectator chairs stood against the wall to his left, while to his right their stood a disgustingly pink stained metal table, he looked at himself to find his hands tied behind him and to the chair, and his feet tied to the legs.

Suddenly the door burst open with a loud crash, revealing the two people Naruto had wished never to see again, NEVER! There stood in their 'happily' married glory Sasuke and Sakura Uchiha. 'Itachi would faint at the sight of that pink haired monster begin married into his family name. That would surely give him enough reason to become the only Uchiha left alive.' Naruto thought sarcastically. Naruto's musings were cut short, however, by the next to the last Uchiha's arrogant voice.

"Did you think you would really be accepted back into this village, dobe," he spat viciously. Naruto knew a speech was coming on and decided to go off into his own little world.

1 hour later

"Are you listening, dobe, you still have the attention span of nat," the Uchiha spoke harshly.

"Your just not interesting conversation Uchiha," Naruto replied back in a mocking tone that even Kyuubi would be proud of. Sasuke was growing irritated by the obliviousness that Naruto was displaying. Naruto on the other hand was remembering and thinking about helping out Itachi and just killing off Sasuke.

Flashback"You're nothing to me," Sasuke told Naruto coldly before knocking them both into the ground. At that point Naruto gave up all hope for wanting to bring back his friend, instead he decided he was doing this for his village to gain them back their 'precious' Uchiha. Sasuke continued to prove to Naruto that his words were true, that Naruto is nothing to the arrogant duck-ass , raven haired Uchiha. The final push was when Chidori plunged right through Naruto's seal, while injuring the boy, it also unleashed the demon that everyone claimed was Naruto. Though now is not the time to separate himself from his host's body.village gatesNaruto had kept his promise to bring back the traitorous ass know as Uchiha Sasuke, even though he had to break the arrogant prick's wrist, ankle, a couple of ribs, and knock him unconscious. When he reached the gates, Sakura came over and smacked him after Sasuke had been recovered from his arms. All the people that had waited at the gates for Sasukes return, followed the unconscious, power-craved idiot to the hospital, leaving Naruto alone to walk to the Hokage's office to report and head to the hospital on his own."Tsunade-sama the Uchiha boy has some broken limbs, but he is otherwise fine," the nurse reported. Tsunade could care less about the traitor, she wanted to know if Naruto was okay. Tsunade tended to the bruises and chakra exhaustion of Naruto, before doing her normal rounds, then finally attending to the Uchiha after he had already came to.Naruto's Trial"You, Uzumaki Naruto, are sentenced to exile. You shall have no contact with anyone from this village, nor from any other village. You are a danger to all."Kyuubi's ReleaseScreaming and writhing in agony, Naruto's seal began to leak the red, bloodlusting chakra. The chakra continued until it was just wisps leaving the poor boy. Once all the chakra was out of his body, Naruto passed out. When Naruto woke up, it was to two arms wrapped about his waist and nine furry red tails acting as a blanket and pillow for him.LaterAfter spending some time together, Kyuubi had now branded Naruto as his mate. For as long as Kyuubi was alive, so was Naruto. Though he still has neglected to mention that Naruto will be able to carry children, since he is uke in this relationship.Flashback EndTo say Kyuubi was pissed was an understatement. The demon of Hell was in an absolute rage, but spending time with and inside Naruto taught the kitsune how to direct his anger in a more subtle manner than what had caused him to be sealed in the first place. Searching with his senses, he found Naruto and the kit in no time. Grabbing the kit and tucking him away safely in another realm, Kyuubi set out to get his mate. When he burst in the room holding his mate and his captors, saying the captors were shocked was not the right word.

(Imagine gruesome, bloody, painful, and torturous battle)

With the Uchihas dead, leaving only one left in the world, Kyuubi took his mate and retrieved his kit from the other realm, leaving the building and the village behind for good. He would let his mate keep in touch with those he cared about, but they would not be returning to this village for any reasons whatsoever.