Author's Note: Ohayo! Man, this was fun to write! So just to clarify for anyone who was wondering, the reason everyone so recklessly performed that love spell in the last chapter was because they were all so tipsy and were like 'oh why the hell not' - I mean, who doesn't do stupid things when they're drunk!? And Naruto also secretly wanted to do it anyway because he lurrrrves Sakura. Or so he thinks... kukukuku.

Disclaimer: Bah. I don't own Naruto. Also, there are brief references to Harry Potter (don't own him either).

So, the molestation begins...


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"It says you have to hold an image of your crush in your mind and then blow out the candle in front of you," Naruto stated, leaning down to pick up his own candle.

The guys complied, each picking up their candles and closing their eyes.

Naruto thought of Sakura, with her bright pink hair and shining green eyes. He thought of how her sweet voice said his name whenever she rejected him. Rejected him.. Because she loved another. She loved Sasuke. Naruto frowned. This spell would change that.

Tomorrow I will ask her again.

Sakura would be his. Not Sasuke's.

In unison they all blew out their candles and the room became awash with darkness once again.


"Come on, Naruto," Kiba yelled up the stairs, "You're gonna make us late!"

A busty blonde woman rounded the corner, coming from the kitchen. She looked at Kiba and sighed.

"Late again, huh?" she asked. Kiba nodded.

"That won't do," she smirked.

Tsunade drew in a deep breath and put her hands on her hips before bellowing, "NARUTO IF YOU DON'T LEAVE NOW THEN I'LL-"

"Ok Kiba, let's go!" Naruto ran downstairs as a blonde blur and grabbed his friend's arm before pulling him swiftly out the front door.

"Bye, baa-chan!" he yelled behind him, without looking back. The door slammed shut.

After they crossed the road and rounded a corner, Naruto finally slowed down and released his hold on Kiba's arm.

"Phew, that was close," the blonde laughed in relief.

Kiba frowned. "When are you going to stop avoiding her?"

"Ano.. I don't know what you're talking about," Naruto subtly sped up his pace while avoiding his friend's eyes.

Kiba sighed and adjusted his pace to match his friend's. "Naruto, you'll need to face her sometime, you know," he said. "You can't go on like this forever."

"Whatever," Naruto grunted. "Enough about baa-chan."

They were coming closer to the school now, as it was just visible ahead of them. However, they were late and the bell had already gone for registration, meaning there was nobody lingering in the school grounds, except for a few dragglers who were hoping to miss as much as possible.

"I wonder if that love spell worked," Naruto mused, smiling as he thought of Sakura.

"I fucking hope so, man," Kiba said, "you have no idea how bad I need to get laid."

"Don't you think it was wrong of us, though?" Naruto asked, "I mean, messing with the will of others and whatever?"

"Nah, man! Someone was bound to find it sooner or later and then it would only have been a matter of time before they did the same thing." Kiba grinned and brought his hands to behind his head, elbows in the air. "We are the gods of love, dude."

"Yeah! But more like wizards, ne?!"

Kiba rolled his eyes. "Okay then, harry."

Naruto laughed. Soon enough, they were both in fits of laughter. The whole situation was ridiculous. To think they had performed a love spell and were now debating the ethics of said performance! Magic didn't even exist. There was no such thing. Was there?

Despite their logic and knowledge of reality, both boys still hoped that the spell might have worked. It may have been their boyish naivety, but they longed for something to mess up the routines of daily life and to bring excitement. There was nothing wrong with hope, right?

That's what Kiba told himself. If it didn't work, then it didn't work.

But if it did… well then, the whole ordeal would have been worth the effort.

They both continued to snort with laughter, Naruto jumping around with an invisible wand and making whooshing sounds while casting invisible spells.

At that moment, a younger girl from their school walked past them quickly with her head down, trying to get to school as fast as possible. She looked up as Naruto jumped into her path and gave him a strange look as he pointed his wand at her and shouted "Expelliarmus!"

Her eyes widened momentarily and then she frowned, walking around him.

"Freaks," she muttered.

Kiba howled with laughter and wolf whistled at the girl.

"Man, that was priceless!" he punched the blonde appreciatively in the shoulder.

Naruto dropped his wand and scratched his nose sheepishly. "heh.."

I can't wait to talk to Sakura again. He grinned, and they both sped up their pace to make it into school, only 10 minutes later than usual.


"Settle down everyone!" Iruka hushed his class and wiped down the board so he could write down new instructions.

'I want you all to arrange yourselves into groups of 5 for our next project. Do this quickly and quietly without further ado.'

Naruto glanced at Kiba who was sitting next to him and shrugged. It was always groups of 5 that Iruka wanted, but their group would always consist of 6 so as to not leave any of their friends out.

"Maybe we should separate ourselves this time and go sit with the ladies," Kiba smirked.

Naruto blinked and looked over at Sakura wistfully. It was already 3rd period and he hadn't had a chance to talk to her yet.

"Yeah, that might be a good idea," he smiled at his friend.

"Ok, you go sit with Sakura," Kiba said, standing up. "and I'll go find Hinata."

And with that, Kiba prowled towards the blushing girl, seizing her as his partner. Naruto saw Chouji with Ino and he also spotted Shikamaru with Temari, and they all came together to make a group of six.

"Ohhhh kay," Naruto said, standing up. "Time to find Sakura.."

Suddenly, there was a body in his line of sight, blocking off his search for the pink-haired girl. Another body came swiftly to his right, while two others came to his left.

"Huh?" He blinked, staring up at the culprits. "Move outta my way, I gotta find Sakura- ooof!" Naruto yelped as he was pushed firmly down by a pair of strong hands behind him, settling him securely back into his previous seat.

"Hey what do you think you're doing!?" He yelled, glaring at the guy behind him.

Naruto then saw who the guy was and shock jerked him backwards as he flinched instinctively.

"Uh… Gaara?" he blinked, incredulous.

The red headed boy stared at him with pale piercing eyes, not saying anything. Then, he moved towards Naruto, causing the boy to cower in reaction, before slowly sitting down into the seat beside him, which Kiba had previously occupied.

Naruto stared at the boy in shock, not daring to say anything more in fear of provoking Konoha High's most dangerous pupil. As he stared, he became aware of the other three guys also settling themselves down at the table where Naruto sat. He looked at them all, sitting across from him and Gaara, and his eyes only widened further. Neji, Sasuke and Sai were sat staring back at him with casual ease.

"Ano… What do you guys want?" he asked fearfully. These four boys were his worst nightmare. They were the most popular and most desirable boys in high school, and had also been Naruto's personal bullies for the past five years. With the exception of Gaara, who usually only stood to the side, observing the events with a dangerous glint in his eyes. But Naruto was thankful that he had never faced Gaara, as he had heard terrifying stories about Sabaku's victims, who were often never seen again.

Sai always confused Naruto, as he would taunt the blonde boy with sarcasm that sounded so sincere, that he never knew what to believe.
Neji was the richest of the four, and he was also the meanest. He would say the most hurtful things and was usually the first to initiate a physical attack.
Sasuke had once been Naruto's best friend. But ever since high school began, the rivalry became too much for their friendship to sustain itself. They had been enemies ever since Naruto found out that Sakura was in love with Sasuke. And it was Sasuke who could hurt Naruto the most, could mess with his head and could make him cry.

However, these boys had not approached Naruto since they were freshmen, and they were now sophomores. So what were they doing here, sitting across from Naruto and staring at him so calmly?

"We want to be your partners," Gaara murmured from Naruto's left.

"Hn," Sasuke clarified.

Neji nodded while Sai only smiled tauntingly.

"What!?" Naruto squeaked, rising slightly. "I'm sorry, if you want to talk to me about something then find me later. I have to find Sakura."

"Sit down," Gaara said dangerously. Naruto whimpered and cast a desperate look towards Kiba.

'What's going on?' Kiba mouthed, a look of confusion on his face at his friend's predicament.

'I have no fucking clue!' Naruto mouthed in reply, eyes still wide with fear. 'help me...'

Kiba shook his head and raised his hands in a 'how?' gesture, before Iruka cleared his throat and began talking again.

"Good. Now that you have all formed your groups, please listen to these instructions…"

Naruto looked away from his teacher, instantly tuning out. He was in a very sticky situation and he had no idea how to get out of it. He searched the room for his beloved Sakura and found her sitting at a table next to Lee, along with Shino and tenten and kankuro.

'Why, Lee – that fucking no good, dead brained-'

Naruto clenched his jaw and glared at the green clad boy who was smiling idiotically at Sakura. So he had envisioned Sakura as well when they were casting the spell? That was not good. Naruto hissed in anger.

"Keep hissing like that and you might turn into a snake, Naruto-kun," Sai whispered, smiling.

Naruto's face faltered, and he cast a nervous look at his new project partners. He saw them all staring quietly back at him and he pouted, sliding down into his seat.

How had this happened…? And what the fuck was going on?!


After their lesson with Iruka it was lunch break, and as soon as the bell sounded Naruto was out in a flash, grabbing his friends along the way.

"Gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go," he muttered, dragging the boys as far away from the classroom as possible.

They came to a stop in a semi-busy corridor, where Naruto slid down the wall to sit on his ass on the floor, running his hands through his hair.

"What the fuck," he began.

"Hey, Naruto, how come you teamed up with those four guys?" Lee asked, standing in front of the blonde with his hands on his hips.

"Shut up," Naruto growled, kicking his leg out to trip up the other guy, who only dodged it. "I didn't ask for them to come sit with me. I still don't know what the hell happened!"

Naruto stood up and looked at his friends with watery eyes.

Chouji came forward and offered Naruto a potato chip to console him, but Naruto declined.

"Thanks Chouji, but I don't think I can eat anything right now," he sniffed.

Kiba patted the blonde's shoulder, "how about we go to our spot and we try to figure this out?"

"That sounds like a good idea!" Lee shouted, punching the air. "Let us all go to the roof! Yosh!"

And with Lee leading the way, the six of them began their way to the roof where they usually hung out.

However, the journey was interrupted.

"Hey, blondie!" A guy shouted, moving towards Naruto. "Wanna give me a piece of that ass?" he asked, before pinching Naruto's arse.

Naruto yelped and jumped back, punching the guy in the jaw.

"What the hell is wrong with you, pervert?!"

"Yeah, I'd like a slice of that cake, too," someone else was now also in front of Naruto.

"Make that three slices."

"No, make it four."

"Give us a kiss, sugar."

"Man, you're fine."

"Hey, what's your number?"

"Hot damn."

Suddenly, there was a whole crowd of guys in front of Naruto, all of them reaching out to grab what they could of him. There were hands on his face and in his hair, hands on his neck and on his torso, hands on his abdomen and on his…

"GYAAAAH!" Naruto screamed, before a hand reached through the mass of people, grabbed his shirt and pulled.

"Come on, Naruto, let's go!" Kiba had a hold of Naruto's arm as he pulled him through the crowd and they ran, bolting down the corridor to the set of stairs at the end. Lee was already there, holding the stairwell door open for the gang, before slamming it shut on the faces of the pursuing mob. They all ran up the stairs as fast as they could, Chouji wheezing loudly, until they came to the very top and burst through the door leading to the roof.

When everyone was through, Lee and Shikamaru worked together to tie the door shut with a piece of wire they'd found on the floor, twisting it so nobody could break through.

Meanwhile, the rest of the gang hid behind a wall around the corner from the door, where they stood with their hands on their knees, panting hard.

"Is this some kind of joke!?" Naruto demanded as Lee and Shikamaru joined them.

Kiba snickered. Naruto glared at him.

"Are you up to this!?" Naruto rounded on Kiba. "Were you behind that whole thing in class earlier, too?!"

Kiba threw his hands up as he laughed. "Whoa, calm down, man. I have nothing to do with this," he snickered some more. "But I wish I did. This is a pretty good joke."

Naruto's nostrils flared and he narrowed his eyes. "Why, you-!"

"Naruto, be reasonable," Shikamaru began lazily. "This all seems quite coincidental." The boy yawned. "I mean, I think I can see what's going on here."

Naruto blinked. "You can?"

The lazy teen nodded, "Yeah."

"Well then, what is it?!"

"It's obvious. You fucked up that love spell for yourself."

"Whaaaaat?!" Naruto screeched.

"Oh, yeah, that does make sense," Kiba nodded.

Chouji and Shino also nodded, while Lee punched his fist into his hand, "Shikamaru, that is an excellent explanation!"

"But I did everything right," Naruto whined. "It can't have gone wrong!"

"Apparently it did," Shikamaru stated. "It's clear that instead of making Sakura fall in love with you, you've made the whole male population of the school lust after you instead."

"Yeah man," Kiba said. "It explains why those four wanted to partner with you today in class."

The blonde shook his head slowly with a horrified look on his face. "No... It can't be…"

"Well," said Kiba, grinning, "there's only one way to find out!"

He grabbed his blonde friend by the arm and, ignoring his indignant squawks, pulled him over to the edge of the roof where they could see the whole school milling about on their lunch break.

He pulled in a deep breath and –

"No, wait, Kiba-!" Naruto said, panicking.

"NARUTO'S NAKED!" Kiba screamed gleefully at the top of his lungs.

Instantly, there was a sea of upturned male faces, staring at them both with drool filled grins, like predators anticipating their prey.

"See," Kiba said loudly. "There's no way I could have gotten everyone at this school in on a joke."

The sea of guys began to wolf whistle at Naruto, moving closer to him until they surrounded the building which the gang were sat on top of.

"P-PERVERTS!" Naruto stammered, his face flushed with embarrassment and anger.

"I rest my case," Shikamaru drawled.

Naruto groaned and stepped back from the roof's edge. He dragged his hands down his face and whimpered. "Great. Why did this have to happen to me?"


Well, Naru-chan, because you have yaoi fangirls who are sadistic perverts and desperately want to see you molested by your sexy project partners! *laughs evilly*

AN: cough. So yeah, the gang has it figured, and Naruto has got himself into a bit of a pickle. Sorry if you were expecting something from those other four in this chappie, I thought I'd rather build up the suspense and longing. All in good time, my friends! After all, those guys do have excellent will power and control! Don't hate me! *Ducks and dodges shoe missile*

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*Baa-chan: Grandma
Ano: Umm
Ne: isn't it?/right?