Oooo. At Theo's answer, Blaise gave him a smirk and reached out to fluff Theo's hair in an almost older brother way before commenting off-handedly, "We could always fix that, y'know." He was being crude, yes. But he couldn't help it. If Theo didn't give such wonderful reactions to these sorts of things, then he wouldn't have to take advantage of them and mock him whenever he got the chance. He thought it was adorable to see him blushing and squirming about trying to find a way to salvage some sort of answer to Blaise's somewhat inappropriate questions.
Though Blaise wasn't really offering that seriously, he was in a way. Just to be an ass. Though Theo wouldn't take him seriously, and he knew it. Pity, though. It could lead to some interesting posts, which I'm sure all the slashers would just adore.
Blaise shook his head, watching Theo now through half-lidded eyes, his lips curled slightly into a smile. Oh yes, he knew there was a reason he kept Theo around. And just because Blaise had brought up sex, didn't mean he thought it was the only way to have a good time in fact, having never had it, he wouldn't really know, now would he? Most of his good fun was enjoyed with a minimum of sexual encounters.
Theodore gave a smirk and pushed away Blaise's hand somewhat roughly, trying his best to keep his annoyed and offended face about it, but couldn't help a bit of a laugh at himself now that Blaise had that 'I'm laughing my arse off at you on the inside' smirk on his face. He didn't really bother to fix his hair too much. It was lucky for him; Theodore had hair that never really got 'messed' up. It usually just fell back into place. Theodore was quite a bit too lazy to bother with his hair every morning.
"I'm perfectly capable of getting it on my own thanks. I don't need your pity sex." Theodore replied, bringing his thoughts back to Blaise's comment, taking it as the boy being an ass just as Blaise had thought he would and replying with a joke of his own.
"I don't need it. I'll do it when I'm ready." He continued, realizing a moment after how 'girly' that had come out, and gave groan while slapping a hand over his eyes to perhaps block the embarrassment out.
"I mean, sex just makes everything too complicated. Girls usually take it too seriously and guys usually take it too lightly." A somewhat pathetic attempt to gather up his last bit of pride, and being true at the same time. Theodore did in fact take the 'deed' as something serious, because it was to him. He wasn't sure what Blaise's view was, but that was his.
" Why do you care if I 'got laid lately' anyway? You really don't come off as someone who talks with all your other friends about who you 'did' this week."
Blaise raised his eyebrows and folded his hands in his lap yet again, watching Theo with an almost clinical look as he moved closer to him, studying him closely, his face close to Theo's. "I don't think you want it, so that's why you're not getting it." He replied, actually somewhat serious for the time being. Theo's next comment merely made Blaise nod. Of course. He was that I'm not ready, don't touch me type. Well. That was just begging to be used against him.
⌠Not all guys take it too lightly, you know.■ He was watching him closer now, because this was getting into something that interested him a little more. Something that would have a little more meaning to him, when it all came down to it. And part of it all was getting Theo more interested in Blaise, and not his own hand or his books.
"That's because I don't exactly do people in the first place. I was wondering about you, that's all." There was more to it, of course, but he wasn't going to keep on about that. That was something that probably wouldn't interest Theo, or would send him off screaming, if he knew what Blaise was planning against him. Part of him wanted to tell Theo, just to see him run, but he thought better of it and decided to instead just be content with playing little subtle games and trying to get at him from other angles.
He was glad he'd thought up the excuse to attack Theo's hair. That had been a nice little addition, he noted to himself. "And hey, a guy can hope, right?" He smirked at Theo, his playful manner under laid by something a little more serious. He added after a moment, "And it wouldn't be pity sex." He snorted a little and returned to his reclined position in the chair, his chin in his hand, the other arm stretched along the back of the chair.
Theodore couldn't help but take in a sharp breath at that moment, finding himself pushing back into the couch a little at the sudden invasion of his space. He was never one of those touchy people. He didn't even really hug his mother all that much when he was a kid. Back then it was just a 'ew, cooties' sort of thing, that perhaps he had never gotten over.
"Maybe I don't." The boy replied, finding a very interesting spot on the floor to distract him and keep him from completely freaking out at the closeness, only insuring the 'don't touch me' conclusion that Blaise had came to.
"I know. That's why I said 'usually'." Theodore let his head relax on the back of the couch slightly, giving a smirk. Theodore didn't take it lightly, so that was one.
"Uh huh." the sound made wasn't meant to be disbelieving, but more to portray the fact that he understood, and found a bit of curiosity building in him at that comment. Had that meant what he thought it had?
What if Blaise told him? Theodore probably wouldn't run. That would give off that the boy was completely terrified of the idea. No running. Maybe just scurrying to the other end of the sofa and putting a pillow between him and Blaise. That would be sufficient.
The boy couldn't help but catch that, that little addition that Blaise had added to his comment. Blaise could carry on a joke forever, Theodore knew, but a gut feeling in him told the boy that had been one too many jokes. If Blaise were a virgin as he had just implied, he would be talking about sex with Theodore so openly. Or at least, if Theo was in Blaise's situation he wouldn't.
Perhaps the idea was finally getting through the 'thick' skull Theo had?
Blaise was very comfortable with the idea of sexuality. It was women that freaked him out more. Sure, they all loved him and he loved them, to an extent. But in all reality, they were scary as fuck. All those things he didn't know about. Well, he was pretty sure he knew what a guy looked like, and what he wanted, generally. So it wasn't as bad for him to think about guys. And he'd been thinking about Theo a lot. No, not those kind of thoughts. At least not exclusively. He was wondering about other things as well, contemplating, trying to figure him out. That was one of Blaise's favorite past times trying to figure people out.
"Well, not wanting it isn't a bad thing." It just makes things harder for me, he noted. If someone was so closed up about sex, they'd probably be pretty closed up about everything else in that department, except maybe some light snogging. And if he was indeed like that, it would take some serious effort to get things going in the direction that Blaise wanted things to go.
"You made it sound as though it was every guy, though." Blaise feigned some hurt at that moment, but in such an overdramatic way that it would be terribly obvious that he was.
Virgin or not, if Blaise wanted something, he usually got it, especially when it came to people. Draco was a prime example. But he was done playing with Draco, though it still hurt sometimes to see him with Granger. Blaise did want him happy but still. Draco had been his for quite a while. He stretched out a bit, and glanced up to Theo.
"You could make it easier for me and just, I don't know, get drunk? Stop being such a prude?" His eyes were playful, the feeling dancing in the dark gaze as he grinned faintly at Theo. Though he would never take advantage of him too much if he was drunk, he would at least push his luck a little.
Theodore wasn't sure what it was. Perhaps because he was so close to his mother when she was alive, but the boy had never really feared girls at all. They where like spiders, 'more scared of us then we are of them'. That's actually what he liked about the idea, the fact that the girl would most likely be just as dead scared of Theodore was he was of her.
Of course, that whole sexual tension is a wonderful thing as well.
Theodore rubbed a finger over his nose idling, not really having a reply to that comment. Not a bad thing. The boy's thoughts twisted and jambled into totally confusion as he tried to sort out what on earth that had meant, giving up when he had a sharp pain in his forehead.
"I assume it isn't you?" Theodore asked in reply to that overdramatic sentiment, his tone slightly mocking even though the question was truly a serious one.
Virgin or not, Theodore had learned that in his life he never gotten anything he wanted, therefore finally leading to him not wanting anything. Of course there was the odd 'I really wish we didn't have to take exam' but other then that Theodore usually just took whatever came his way. It kept him from a lot of disappointment.
"I could." Theodore replied somewhat monotone and distracted, secretly waiting for a reaction to that comment from Blaise.
"I don't often just carry alcohol with me though." he added, trying his best to not smirk, for that would contradict the twisted nervous in his stomach, but the smallest grin cracked onto his lips when he finally turned his light brown eyes to Blaise to see his playful look. He didn't want to send Blaise the wrong idea; he was just, a very people influenced person. He laughed at other people laughing; he smiled at other people smiling.
"And I'm not prude."
