Fifty Shades of Bruce Banner

Chapter 2: Confused

Chapter Summary: Everyone is trying to figure out what Natasha and Bruce are. This is set after the battle with Loki.

Enjoy! I don't own these characters although I wish I did….


No one knows what they are. Hell they probably don't even know what they are. Nick Fury himself is trying to figure out what they are, and he doesn't get into people's private life like that. The looks, the secret touches they think no one sees but in reality everyone sees. It's too much for one man to think. Sometimes Clint would go downstairs for a midnight glass of water and see them cuddling in the living room, other nights he would walk downstairs for a midnight glass of water and see Natasha straddling Bruce, and the scientist's hands under her shirt, just making out like no one else is in the house. Some mornings the two wouldn't come down for breakfast. This was one of those mornings.

"Where is my science bro?" Tony asked after sitting back down from getting the orange juice. This Saturday morning in the house started out pretty simple. Steve got up to cook eggs, pancakes, bacon, with some toast for his teammates so they can leave for SHIELD. Clint and Thor quickly ran downstairs due to the smell of food, and Tony soon followed. After serving out the food the four began to eat, until they realized that they were missing two of their teammates. So that's when Tony asked his question.

"I have no clue."

"They didn't leave the house last night…did they?" Steve asked.

"No if they did JAVIS would have told us."

"Do you guys think that they're dating?" Clint asked.

"No dating…is that even possible with those two?"

"Anything is possible friends. I believe that Lady Natasha and friend Bruce have a romantic relationship with one other that they do not want to share." Thor said before trying to steal a piece of bacon off of Barton's plate.

Finally the two came downstairs and Barton could see something was up between the two. For one they were breathing hard, two their lips were swollen, and last they both have marks on their necks, but he decided not to ask about it now.

"Morning friend Bruce and Lady Natasha!" Thor said.

"Moring guys." They both said trying to kill the awkwardness and hoped no one asked why they were late coming downstairs.

"What took so long?"

'Damn it Clint!' the red head thought. 'Why do you have to ask so many questions?'

"Nothing, the alarm didn't go off." The spy lied before anyone could ask any more questions. The rest decided to drop the subject…for now.

Once everyone reached SHIELD headquarters, everyone went their separated ways. Tony and Bruce to the lab (Like always…SCINCE BROS FOR LIFE!), Thor and Steve went to go train the new agents, and Natasha and Clint went to go train the more advanced agents. At the time they were watching the agents do hand to hand combat and fixing anything that could be wrong with their stance.

"So what's the real reason why you and Bruce were late this morning?"

"I told you the alarm didn't go off this morning."

"Natasha if I didn't know you like I did I would believe that story." Sighing she knew she was caught.

"Take five guys." She called out to the agents, who walked away slowly to get some water.

"Okay you caught me. Bruce and I are dating."

"I knew it, well technically Thor called it first and staid you and him probably didn't want us to know yet."

"We were going to tell you guys tonight over dinner but since you know I'm going to need you not to say anything."

"I won't. How long has you two dating been going on?"

"A few months."

"What? We only met weeks ago. Y'all were dating before all of this?"

"Yep four months and counting."

"Son of a bitch."

"Language!" Cap said as he was walking by.

"Why didn't you tell me though?"

"I wanted to see if Bruce and I was going to actually going to work first before I told you." Clint nodded understanding. He couldn't be mad at Nat forever, hell he didn't even tell her about Laura and the kids until he trusted her for two years.

"You never answered my question." She looks at him confused.

"Why you guys were late this morning?"

"Oh yeah, well Bruce and I….you know…did that last night and I guess we forgot to turn on the phones again."

"Y'all are nasty." The red head spy laughed at her friends' discomfort while she told him about her and her boyfriend's personal life.


IN THE LAB WITH THE AWESOME SCIENCE BROS FOR LIFE

"So what's up you and little red?" Tony asked.

"What do you mean? We're just friends."

"Yeah Bruce I know you better than that. Come on tell me I won't tell anyone."

"So Natasha and I are dating."

"I knew it!"

"If you knew then why ask me?"

"No one told me I just had a thought that you two were doing something."

"Oh."

"How long has you two been going on?"

"A few months."

"Wait what?!"

"A few months. Like four months."

"But we stopped Loki two weeks ago. Are you saying that you two have been dating before you met all of us?"

"Yep. Pretty much."

"Son of a bitch."

"Language!" Cap said as he was walking by. That night at dinner Bruce and Natasha told the rest of the team about their relationship and everyone took it surprisingly well. Everyone, besides Nat and Bruce, had to get Thor two boxes of his favorite Pop Tarts because he was right.

Now every time Clint got up to get a glass of water in the middle of the night it wasn't shocking to find his sister and his friend on the sofa cuddling or making out. They were made for each other.