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Behold my awesomeness puny book of thoughts! You, my dear friend are in the wonderful presence of me, the wonderful, marauder, Sirius Black, known to my close friends as Padfoot.
Anyway, Moony (Remus to those who do not have the honor of associating with us elite pranksters) was tired of me drooling, (it was manly drooling) over the lovely Ms. McKinnon, so he said to write down what I think of her in this so called "thoughts book". Prongs (James) says Remus ought to be a "sigh-cya-tree", whatever the hell that is. Prongs reckons I ought to have paid attention in Muggle Studies, but if I did, I wouldn't have gotten the chance to stare at Marlene…
Aah, Marlene, the reason for my misery, my one true love…
WAIT A MINUTE!
Marlene McKinnon is NOT my true love, because I'm a player, yeah that's right. Sirius Black doesn't have a true love. Blimey, I reckon the longest I've kept a girlfriend was a week, but only to make Marlene jealous.
WAIT! Sirius Black does not have the need to make people jealous. Besides girls are always flocking to me, trying to make me jealous. And jealousy doesn't work with me. Siriusly, (ha ha, pun intended, ooh! That was a big word alert right there) I've got nothing to be jealous of.
Marlene will fall for me soon, 'specially after the suave, debonair (big word alert!) move I made on her on the Hogwarts Express earlier today. Being the gentleman I am, I helped her with her trunk, and continued to use my expert flirting skills on her. Course, her reaction was rather cold… Ah well, keep on trucking is what I always say, even though I never say that.
Anyway, I'm off to steal Moony's supposedly "secret" chocolate stash. I swear there's not a soul who doesn't know where that is. 'Cept for Wormtail. Poor Peter can be sooooo pathetic. It's a wonder it is that he still hasn't found it. Moony hasn't changed it since third year, when he figured out we found it. It didn't help that I um, might have woke him up one night, causing him to discover me on a Sirius sugar high, covered in the candy wrappers. Hey! I had too much sugar, and I cannot handle my sugar well…
Until next time thought book,
-Sirius Black, the awesome, handsome, deviously clever Marauder
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Hey Guys. It's me, Nymphadora Rosalie, the author. This entry may seem short, but I am still in school! Keep checking up for new updates, I'll try at least one new post every week, which could never happen. Nonetheless, don't give up hope!
By the way, a "sigh-cya-tree" is actually a psychiatrist. You know those wizards, I'm afraid they'll always have a bit of trouble with those strange Muggle things…
Reviews could give an earlier update… at least 15 total, with 10 different people.
And please, don't hide in people's closets… (bit of randomness)
