So here's the first chapter. Yeah this story is amazing I love it. I don't own KH or FF w.e you know that already -_- The story is very slutty =3 lol so if you like those scenes then its the story for you! If not then why the hell are you reading MY stories???
Enjoy 3
"So we have new teachers?" Zexion asked as he looked blankly at his schedule.
"Yeah. Looks like Professor Vexen and Coach Braig." Demyx said with a grin.
"Oh happy day." Zexion said and rolled his eyes.
"Come on Zexy! We don't want to be late for math do we?!" Demyx replied happily and Zexion glared at him.
"Yes. Actually. I do." Zexion stated simply and grumbled as he followed the perky blonde to their first period class.
"So all I have to do is teach all of these sports by the end of the year?" Xigbar asked as he was talking to the old gym teacher.
"Yeah. Good luck! I doubt they'll listen to you. These are the worst kids I've seen in all of my years of teaching. So I'll have to watch over your teaching methods for the first week or whatever." He said and Xigbar nodded slowly.
"When is my lunch break?" Xigbar asked and the guy looked down.
"It would seem... 6th period is your lunch." He said and Xigbar grinned.
"Alright, I got this!"
Vexen was looking at his new class. He had NO charisma skills whatsoever and here he was teaching. He smirked at the class as they made snide remarks about him.
"Would you like to see something that you could never do if you don't pass this class and stop talking about me, I have pretty good hearing you know." He said and a few students rolled their eyes.
"What can you do that we can't?" One kid asked.
"This." Vexen said and flung his arm in a direction and all of the desks and chairs went flying back a few feet.
"Oh shit!" One shouted and Vexen glared.
"So we have an understanding?" He asked and everyone nodded vigorously. One kid jumped up.
"Oh you've GOT to teach me how to do that." He said with a grin and Vexen sat on his desk.
"You pass this class with a 100 I'll teach you how to do this." He said and snapped his fingers and all of the candles for the burners lit. "Good?" The whole class nodded simultaneously. "Good!"
"Demyx... Explain to me again why we're in advanced calculus." Zexion said glumly and Demyx shrugged.
"I don't even understand regular calculus." Demyx said giggling.
Suddenly there was a huge explosion sound and then one of the teachers yelling.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO COMBINE THOSE TWO!!! DO YOU PAY ATTENTION!?" He cried out angrily.
"I think that's professor Even." Demyx whispered and Zexion looked at him blankly.
"Well considering he's the only Chemistry teacher here, I'd think so." Zexion retorted while rolling his eyes.
Xigbar paced back and forth as the bell rang. His first class was second period. He was freaking out. He didn't know what to do and he had another gym teacher examining him. Suddenly Vexen walked in briskly.
"Xigbar." He called out and Xigbar turned around and covered his mouth to stop himself from laughing.
"Oh my god." He said and eyed Vexen's white outfit, completely ruined. "Dude what happened?" He asked and Vexen wiped the black soot off from his face and glowered.
"Chemistry." He snapped and a few students walked into the room changed.
"Don't you have a class to teach?" Xigbar asked and Vexen shook his head.
"No. Not a lot of people take chemistry. I work First period, third period and seventh period." Vexen explained and Xigbar smirked.
"Lucky bastard. All of the kids in the school have gym." He said and Vexen shrugged.
"Ok, the class is here." The old gym teacher said and Xigbar eyed the class. Practically everyone was talking and Xigbar smiled.
"Ok." He said and looked at everyone. "YO!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted loudly and everyone turned to him and he laughed. "Sup?" He said and got a few smirks from the students. "I'm your new gym teacher."
"Yo!" One of the students shouted.
"Yo." He said back.
"Sup?"
"Sup?" Xigbar finished and crossed his arms. "Let's get something straight, iight? You guys listen to me, and I'll let you do whatever the fuck you want." The class started cheering happily. Xigbar turned to the old gym teacher. "They're not very hard to control." He said innocently and the man looked amazed.
"Uhm.. Just wait until you try to teach them a sport." He said and Xigbar turned to the class which was roughly around 36 people.
"Ok. I'm going to point to 5 people, and your going to suggest a sport. Iight? Then, I will repeat the sports and if you want to do it... I don't know... Scream yeah, if you don't boo. Alrighty? Let's go. You."
"Hockey."
"Soccer."
"Football."
"Basketball."
"Baseball."
"Alright.. Get ready to shout. Do I hear a hockey?!" He asked loudly, most of the people booed. "Soccer!?" Even more booing. "Football!?" A few cheers. "Basketball." A few more cheers. "Baseball!?" A lot of cheers.
"Alright, looks like we've found our sport dudes!" He said grinning.
"You should play too!" One of the kids suggested.
"Moi? Nah, only if my biff Vexy over here plays." He said smirking and Vexen glared at him.
"No way in--" Everyone started cheering. "Oh your not serious..."
"Alright. Me and Vexen will be the captains because let's face it, we're awesome. And then yeah. So let's do this. Give me the attendance sheet." Xigbar said and the guy grabbed it for him. "Me and Vexen will take turns picking the people off the attendance sheet. If they're not here then we pick again. Ready?" Everyone shouted yeah. "This person sounds interesting... Um.. Demyx Lae." He said and a few people booed and Demyx just rolled his eyes and walked over to Xigbar. Xigbar checked 'Here' and passed the clipboard to Vexen.
"Um..." He turned to Xigbar with a certain look. "Zexion Dilan." He said and Zexion huffed and stormed to Vexen.
"Ok, My team bats first because we're cooler." Xigbar said and playfully stuck out his tongue and Vexen just smirked and grabbed the baseball.
"That's poor sportsmanship." Vexen said and pulled his coat off and walked to the pitchers mound. "And good luck hitting it when I'm pitching."
"As if!" Xigbar said and his team pushed him to bat first. "Thanks guys." He said and the guys chuckled and the girls giggled.
"Ready?" Vexen asked and Xigbar was standing there not even paying attention.
"No cheating." Xigbar replied and Vexen put his hand over his heart with a 'I would never!' face on.
"Yeah." Vexen said and threw a curveball towards Xigbar and Xigbar wasn't even in the right position. He was using the bat as a cane and was just kind of chilling. "Strike one."
"Oh you started?" Xigbar chuckled.
"Yeah yeah." Vexen said and did it again. "Strike two."
"Your so boring." Xigbar said and his team was yelling at him. "Let's do this."
"Cool." Vexen said and pitched the ball and Xigbar flipped up the bat and single handedly hit the ball and it went flying. Xigbar saluted and walked the bases. He had a homerun.
Demyx walked up to bat and looked around nervously. People booed at him and Xigbar glared.
"Hey! Bad sportsmanship! Cut it out!" Xigbar snapped and everyone stayed quiet.
"Strike one." Vexen said and Demyx looked down embarrassed. "Strike two."
"Hold on dude." Xigbar said and threw the ball back. "Alright. Do you give me permission to touch you-" He glared at his team. "Not in that way." Demyx shrugged and Xigbar fixed his position. "There you go. Hit it now." Xigbar said and Vexen tossed the ball lightly but Demyx still missed. Xigbar grabbed the ball and threw it back to Vexen. "One more time." He said and Vexen nodded and Demyx gulped and got back into position and Vexen tossed it and Demyx actually hit it this time. He grinned and ran to first base.
"Zexion, at least TRY to hit it." Vexen pleaded and Zexion glared and stood at the bat.
"Strike three." Xigbar said and Zexion dropped the bat and walked to the end of the line. What a quiet boy. Vexen went to go talk to him but Xigbar interrupted him. "Vexy." He taunted and Vexen glared at him.
"Shut it Xiggy." He said and Xigbar blushed.
"Well THAT was uncalled for." Xigbar said and Vexen rolled his eyes and grabbed the bat.
"Whatever. Just throw the damn ball." Vexen said and Xigbar saluted and wound up his arm and chucked the ball at Vexen who missed.
"What happened? I thought you were better than I." Xigbar said and Vexen rolled his eyes and tossed the ball back.
"I hate sports." Vexen said simply and Xigbar tossed it again but this time Vexen hit it poorly and was tagged with the ball, therefore out. Vexen smirked and walked to the end of the line with his hands in his pockets. Zexion was pressed against the wall looking downwards completely zoned out.
"Hey." Vexen said and Zexion looked up curiously.
"Hello." He said quietly.
"Do you have my chemistry class?" Vexen asked curtly and Zexion nodded slowly.
"Seventh period." He said softly and Vexen smiled.
"Well I assure you that I have no idea what I'm doing." He said with a smirk and Zexion looked up at him emotionless then looked back down. "Your no fun. Ho about smiling once in a while."
"Yeah. Whatever." Zexion mumbled and Vexen gave a cute smile.
"You should try smiling one day. It's quite fun." He said and Zexion nodded.
"You'd get along with Demyx fine then." He said kind of angrily.
Vexen turned his head thinking. Yeah, Zexion was going to be harder to save then he thought. He should just give up-- No what kind of thinking is that?! Let someone DIE?!
Vexen gritted his teeth in anger and then heard fancy dress shoes clanking on the floor. Xigbar stopped pitching and turned around and a group of girls squealed.
"Um, ello' M'names Luxord. I'm new. Says here I've got.... Physical Education." A blonde British kid said smiling. His hair was short and he had facial hair. His eyes were like small crystals of blue and he had a few piercings in his ears and he had fancy clothes on. Kind of strange considering this was a public school, not a private school.
"Hello Luxord!" Xigbar said with a smile. "You could go on that team and I'll get you penciled in alright?"
"Yes. Thank you." Luxord said and put down his things on the bleachers.
"And next time bring in some gym clothes." Xigbar said and Luxord blinked.
"Oh these are my gym clothes. This is my bad suit." He said innocently and Xigbar blinked a few times and Vexen chuckled.
Luxord walked to the end of the line and smiled at Zexion.
"Ello luv." He said with a sweet smile. "I'm Luxord."
"..Zexion." Zexion said and stuck out his hand and Luxord took his hand and kissed the top of it and Zexion blushed bright red.
"Pleasure." He said and all of the girls in the class were jumping up and down squealing with hearts in their eyes. Vexen scowled.
"Hello, Luxord." He said and Luxord turned to him and flashed him a pearly white smile.
"Hello, you must be Vexen. The captain of the team." Luxord said and Vexen gave a curt nod.
"That I am." Vexen said and the 5 minute bell rang.
"Alright everyone! Get changed. See you later!" Xigbar said and a few of the kids said their goodbyes to the teachers.
Vexen walked briskly to Xigbar once the class was gone, nostrils flaring.
"What's wrong?" Xigbar asked in a hush.
"The dude kissed his hand." He whispered harshly and Xigbar grew a nasty smirk.
"Why should it matter to you?" Xigbar asked and Vexen rolled his eyes.
"Your sick. I just met the kid... And that's just it. Kid." Vexen said and Xigbar chuckled.
"I'm no one to judge. Demyx is a cutie." Xigbar said crossing his arms across his chest and they walked to the supply closet and put the stuff away.
"Well that's great. You got a new boy toy." Vexen said sarcastically and Xigbar smirked and playfully shoved Vexen. "I have to work next period so I'll see you later alright?"
"Later dude." Xigbar said and they did a "man hug" which was they hit hands like a high five sort of shook them and with their other arm hugged.
"See you." Vexen said and left the room in a hurry. His blonde hair flowing behind him like a waterfall. He saw Zexion, Luxord and Demyx standing in front of one of the doors that blocked the hallways at nighttime. They weren't supposed to be closed during the day.
"Oh, Professor Vexen could you help us? Do you have a key?" Demyx asked and Vexen gave him a cold look seeing how Luxord was near Zexion and looked at the door and swatted his hand and they opened. He continued to walk.
"Wow, that was quite a show." Luxord said jogging up to Vexen who just made a grunting noise. "You like him." Luxord said quietly. Vexen halted which gave Zexion and Demyx enough time to catch up.
"What?" Vexen asked as he slowly turned to Luxord, slightly repulsed. Luxord smirked and crossed his arms.
"I see you do." Luxord said and Demyx raised his eyebrow.
"Huh? What?" He asked confused and Zexion glanced back at the two who were giving each other intense looks when the bell rang.
"It's their business." Zexion said and walked around Vexen.
"Your going to be marked late." Vexen said and Zexion turned to him.
"Then you bring me." He said and Vexen rolled his eyes.
"Well we better hurry. I have a class this period." Vexen said and Zexion glared.
"Then don't waste your time." He said and Vexen growled.
"Let's go." He said and Demyx and Luxord trotted behind him and Zexion was in front.
"This is my class." Demyx said and Luxord smiled.
"Mine too." He said and Vexen nodded and poked his head in the classroom.
"Excuse me, These two were with me. So sorry they're late." Vexen said and the teacher smiled.
"Oh no problem!" They said and Vexen turned and to his surprise Zexion was standing there waiting.
"So you do need me." Vexen said smirking and Zexion rolled his eyes.
"Let's go." Zexion said and Vexen nodded and they walked downstairs to the English rooms. "Thank you."
Zexion walked into the room with Vexen.
"He was with me. Sorry." Vexen said and the teacher smiled and swatted her hand with a nod. Vexen quickly made his way to his class to find out one of the goof balls locked him out. He glared and stepped back and flicked his wrist and the door flew open and he walked in the door and closed it.
"Smart." Vexen said with a glare and everyone in the class was wide-eyed and sat down quickly. "Good idea."
