AN: New Chapter! The harem goes like this:

Kin
TenTen
Karui
Tayuya
Konan
Guren
Kurotsuchi
Fem. Haku
And Two others being suggested by you!

Your options are: Ameyuri Ringo, Samui, Fuu, Amaru, Shion, Sasame, Ophelia, Lita, Temari, and Koyuki. Choose two, or suggest another one that you feel isn't given a good chance.

(Chapter 2)

Naruto looked on from his spot in the waiting area in pure unfiltered boredom as his clone spoke to Gai, Lee, and TenTen. He had placed his units all around the leaf, prepared to end the foolish snake for attempting to take the revenge that was rightfully his. He would never admit it, and if he did, you would die for hearing it, but he NEEDED Orochimaru alive. Doviculus told him about a jutsu that would allow him to absorb Orochimaru's soul, learning all the snake sannins abilities, jutsu, experiments, ets. With this information, he planned on...editing...the Cursed Seal of Heaven to be more effective. By doing that, he could more easily increase the power of his followers, without the drawback of one out of every ten dying because they were too weak to survive the process.

It would be more like a storage seal that would constantly drain chakra from nature, passing it through several modifiers along the way, and convert it to usable demon chakra. After a certain time has passed, the chakra would permanently fuse with the subjects chakra pathways, allowing said subject to create more Demonic Chakra, or Yokai, via their main chakra development center. In a basic summary, the Seal would turn the user into an artificial Jinchuriki for a time, before the seal completely fused itself with the body, making the user a demon in essence.

However, due to the fickle nature of Nature Chakra, the user's body is affected by the choices they make. Something along the lines of good deeds keep you looking human, while bad deeds corrupt your appearance. In Naruto's mind, it was a small price to pay for the power that would be given with the seal.

That is to say that he didn't need the doujutsu on his list. He did. if he was going to one day create a genetically superior warrior with all known bloodlines within their bodies, he needed both the Sharingan and Byakugan. The Byakugan was easy, and due to the arrogance and stupidity of the Hyuuga, and in no small part his venture into their compound the morning before the exams, he was able to get several pairs of Hyuuga eyes for his use. Of the Ten pairs he got, five were going to Kumo and the last three were to be used in experiments with willing volunteers while the last would be combined with the Sharingan.

The Sharingan proved more difficult to him this last month. Most assumed that when Itachi uchiha murdered his clan, the bodies were buried whole.

That wasn't entirely true.

The Hokage took the eyes of around twenty of the Uchiha and had them locked away in the forbidden scroll, no doubt so that they could be transplanted into shinobi to create a new breed of shinobi. Kind of like how Kakashi Hatake had his DNA transformed with the inclusion of his Sharingan, the same would be said for the Shinobi who had those Sharingan implanted.

Naruto couldn't let that happen.

After breaking into the Hokage Tower and retrieving the eyes, he destroyed all but ten and had plans to sell five to Iwa, the last three would be used in experiments, like the Byakugan, and the last two pairs would be combined with the Byakugan to see if a better doujutsu, capable of memorising information coming from miles away as well as see through walls and into chakra pathways, was even remotely possible.

But those weren't the only bloodlines he got samples of. he took DNA from the Shodaime as well as the Nidaime and Yondaime and examined them under a microscope. The Shodaime had a replicable DNA strain in it that all he had to do was add it to a few certain genes in the strands and it would be a TRUE bloodline.

The Nidaime was rather shocking. He had such a high water affinity that it had morphed into a bloodline. Like the Hozuki clan, he could turn himself into water, but unlike the Hozuki, he could control himself as water as well as any form of water nearby or in the air molecules. And like the Shodaime, he had plans to tweak it.

The Yondaime was surprising. He had a dangerous bloodline that had turned him into a truly humanised weapon. he could absorb living mass from enemies and turn it into weapons. (AN: Juugo for the win!) Investigating further, Naruto discovered that it came with fits of insanity, but was easily repelled by entering the mind and fusing with the alternate personality that took over when entering into the bloodline state.

After examining and activating his own bloodline, He and Doviculus defeated the alternate mind and learned how to manipulate his body. What surprised him was that he had two other bloodlines, Boil release and Lava release. tracking down members of the Boil release clan, the Terumi. Looking for any member surviving member, he found one that had been sent to Konoha for an arranged marriage with, you guessed it, Minato namikaze.

His mother, whom he learned was named Mei Terumi, was the current Mizukage directly in the other booth.

A thought played out in the young man's mind as he grinned a terrible grin and stood. Unleashing his wings and flying to the kage booth, he smirked in amusement at the argument taking place. Clearing his throat and getting their attention, he said. "My my Sarutobi, it seems that all of your lies have finally caught up to you. Too bad that you won't be able to live to see me take your precious grandson under my wing."

"What do you mean Naruto!?" The sandaime snarled. How he hated that infuriating smirk on the boy's face. He was HIS weapon! Since day one he had manipulated the boy in every decision he made: Ichiraku's was run by two ANBU agents, Sakura was just a useless fangirl that would eventually be used to continue his bloodline and seal the Kyuubi into, and it was all ruined!

"I mean, Orochimaru went to Suna, killed the Kazekage, took the man's place, came here, and all because he wants to kill you. But no matter, all Suna and Oto forces are dead or dying, he is surrounded by Kages, you're old and frail, my mother is the Mizukage and is very angry at you, and i have a coconut!" All the Kages eyes widened at what he just said. Naruto casually pulled a coconut out and sipped from the pink bendy straw. "Ah! Delicious! As I was saying, even if he managed to defeat them, he would then have to leave a village full of angry shinobi, all of whom could just send a massive fire jutsu and burn his ass. So the question is: What happens now?"

The atmosphere was tense as the Kages and Orochimaru all looked at each other warily, even as Naruto happily sipped on his coconut. Everyone just had to sweatdrop at that. Seriously, he just committed treasonous acts against his village, revealed an invasion, pit the Five Great Kages and one snake man against each other, and he just stands there and drinks coconut milk!

Moving to diffuse the situation, Hiruzen Sarutobi said. "My fellow Kages, please be reasonable! Orochimaru is a traitor to the leaf, a monster! Do not side with him!"

"Au Contraire, Orochimaru has always been a loyal ally to the leaf." Naruto said, slipping the coconut back into his pocket, saving it for later. Crossing his arms and getting the young females in the booths attention by accidently flexing his muscles, he continued. "When I entered your office during the one month training period, I found several documents that showed orochimaru's so called 'Monstrous' experiments were actually ploys developed by you to get rid of political rivals. You framed Orochimaru for the crime of injecting bloodlines into children, one ANBU member Yamato if I understand, when in fact he is truly the son of Tsunade of the Sannin. You wiped his memory with the help of the Yamanaka Clan in the hopes of keeping the man your loyal servant. But Orochimaru has also committed his own sins. He created the Cursed seal of Heaven to escape his pitiful fear of death, and so he could more easily control the people he has under his command. Both of you have committed great sins in this world, and I have a feeling that when you die, Heaven's doors will be firmly shut. After all, manipulating the people of the leaf to become sheep who will gladly march to their deaths at your command is a very considerable sin."

Sarutobi snarled as he stood, casting his Hokage robes aside and revealing his battle armor. "So what if I manipulated the Leaf Village!? They should obey me without question! I am the God of Shinobi Hiruzen Sarutobi, and you are nothing! With the use of the Cursed Seal, I could have created an army of shinobi who would be able to conquer any village I commanded them to, making me the God of this world, and eventually when you did find out about your mother, she would have already been strapped to a bed to make my armies stronger! But now you've gone and ruined it! Just like that idiot Yondaime after I sold the location of your mother to the highest bidder!"

Silence reigned as the Kages looked at the man who had obviously lost his mind. A chuckle was heard, and they turned their attention to naruto, who had started to laugh uncontrollably. After a moment, he spoke. "What a fool. Do you honestly believe that you, an old man with a fools dream and the constitution of a grandma, could become a God? Do you truly believe that the Leaf is the strongest village? The idiotic nature of that is so amusing! The leaf has long since lost its Will of Fire, with you and the other idiots of the Council being the last dying embers of the once blazing fire. But, soon enough, they will be snuffed out by the Taint that is the new generation. Their very existences will be nothing but memory, and as for you Hiruzen Sarutobi, I am sorry to say, will be nothing. No one will remember your name, the strength that you had in your youth, and the acts that have led us here. And do you know why?" At the shaking of his head, Naruto laughed. "Because, you may be God, but I am the Devil!"

As soon as those words left his lips did he act. Appearing before the aged Hokage, he grabbed the man's arms and ripped them off. Punching him in the stomach, he viciously kicked the Sandaime onto the roof. Enhancing his voice with chakra, his chest opened and out came his hydra guitar. "Tainted Solo: Thousand Demon March!" (AN: Yes that is an original technique. Not all of his attacks, whether solo or jutsu, will be in canon.)

The Shadows that made up the seedier parts of the Village Hidden in the Leaves all coalesced into creatures of all shapes and sizes, even as Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold randomly played. The creatures could only be described as demons, their twisted bodies held back by the leather garments that they wore. Three explosions sounded throughout the village as three separate shinobi all gave orders to the gathered demons.

The first had spiky black hair and cruel red eyes. He wore a black shirt and pants, with grey sandals on his feet. he stood somewhere around 5'10". His hair was tied back by a headband that had the Tainted Coil symbol on it. Across his back was a massive blade that looked like it was made for one purpose: to kill. (AN: War's sword from Darksiders) He was Zeref the Black Mage.

The second person was covered head to toe in golden armor. A red cape hung from his shoulders as he swung his massive claymore like blade into the crowd of frantic Leaf Civilians. His mask looked like a man with a beard that was pointed in seven different directions. He stood at a massive 6'9". He was Legate Lanius.

The final figure was feminine. She had on a black inky dress that barely covered anything and a pink hairclip. She had long inky black hair that fell to her shapely rear and cruel yellow eyes. In her hand was a simple black rose that seemed to grow and become a black rose blade. She was Ophelia.

Naruto grinned as he leapt up to the Hokage, the other Kages following to see what happens and Mei to ensure that things don't go south for him.

it was time for Operation: Nightmare.

AN: Cliffhanger no Jutsu! And I end it there. We see more of what Naruto really wants to accomplish, Sarutobi's plans, and the three generals of the Tainted Coil. Don't worry, Brutal Legend characters will appear, so sit back and drink some beer from the beer tree. next chapter, we meet the Generals and how they came to serve Naruto!