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The next day…

2. Hit a banana dead in the center.

(same rules as above)

Candidates are…

Tenten

Hinamori

Edward

Edward completely misses, and hits THE MONKEY KING on the head.

THE MONKEY KING gets pissed.

Edward cowers in corner.

Hinamori: Hajitake Tobiume! (fires red energy blasts at banana)

Banana gets blown to smithereens.

Tenten throws kunai. Hits a banana dead center.

Hinamori is chosen by THE MONKEY KING.

Hitsugaya: bonks head on person next to him, and starts a domino chain

"Oopsie Doodle"

Lacus is praying silently and everyone else looks ready to jump off a cliff.

Rangiku: I have faith in you! Just believe! And if you're feeling nervous, deep breaths! starts breathing inhale, exhale…

Kagari: I think the breathing has more of an effect on you than it does on her.

Everyone: keyword: NORMAL

Hinamori walks up to THE BANANA, takes her sword out and stabs it.

Three quarters of the people sweatdrop and the rest fall over.

Hinamori: What? There were no rules.

The monkeys are currently in an uproar. As in constant bickering. Well who wouldn't be? Their captives are gonna get off the island alive.

The next day…

3. Chop THE BANANA in 5 perfectly even pieces

The nominees…

Winry

Naruto

Rangiku

Winry fumbles around in her pocket and takes out a ruler. She starts to measure her practice banana.

Rangiku goes up to her banana and says "Aww… what a cute little thing. Too bad…" She unsheathes her sword and cuts it. She cuts it in four pieces length wise.

"hehe… I forgot it was supposed to be 5 pieces"

All the trees in the forest are now bending from the extreme whacking against them.

Naruto runs toward his banana, steps on one of the banana peels strewn about and slides toward his banana. He slips and falls, his butt landing on the banana, squishing it.

The trees bend a little further.

Ten hours later…

"I'm done!"

SNORE

Winry puts her ruler away and FINALLY cuts her banana in 5 perfectly even pieces. Down to the last molecule.

Now that everyone is done cutting and is awake, THE MONKEY KING chooses Naruto.

Some of the trees have touched the ground.

"Naruto just cut it with your knife" says Hinata

"Naruto have you ever heard of WALKING?" says Tenten

"NARUTO! DON'T YOU DARE SCREW THIS UP!" Sakura throws a bitch fit.

All bystanders walk back approx. 10 feet.

Naruto CAREFULLY cuts the banana (not to mention he does it EXTREMELY slow)

Humans: sigh with relief

THE MONKEY KING: Hahaha!!! You now walk anyway THE PLANK!

"HUH???" Nobody understands what THE MONKEY KING just said, due to the fact that he has really bad grammar.

Another monkey steps in to translate.

"You have to walk THE PLANK anyway"

"That's not fair! We passed all the trials!" Rangiku protests

While, the others are complaining, a few are scheming in a corner.

"OH! I know" says Tenten. "If you don't let us leave, we'll unleash Sakura on you!"

Everybody looks over at Sakura, who is a couple miles away. You could see the trees toppling over 'cause she was on a wild rampage.

Everyone(including monkeys): …

"Well… we could reconsider…"

"THE PLANK now walks!" orders THE MONKEY KING

"A walking plank?" Naruto says

"Wait before we walk the plank-" says Asuran

"THE PLANK"

"THE PLANK" Asuran rolls his eyes "Why do we have to walk the pl- THE PLANK anyway?"

"I don't think THE MONKEY KING has enough bananas in his system "He goes a little crazy" says a monkey.

"Why?"

"We're having a bit of a banana famine right now"


Oh, i am sorry but I just noticed that in chapter one we spelled it Athrun and in chapter two we spelled it Asuran. Sorry for the mistake.