Legato interviews the Fuhrer
A/N: Read past the credits.
Grammer: ------sounds, (------) actions, BOLDannouncer
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GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY IT'S TIME FOR GUNGHO WITH LEGATO
TONIGHT THE STAR FROM FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST IT'S THE FUHRER!!!! NOW EVERYONE HERE'S YOUR HOST LEGATO BLUESUMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fangirls start screaming.
Legato: Welcome to the show great to have you here. But do we really need to announce you as the star of Fullmetal Alchemist?
Pride: Well, I am the star.
Legato: Then why is it named after Fullmetal?
Pride: Because, I'm the one who gave him the title.
Legato: But you die in the last episode.
Pride: Exactly! Thus, preventing the show from continuing.
Legato: Well, you certainly live up to your name, Pride.
Pride: Why thank you.
Legato: So, why did you strangle your son at the end?
Pride: Well about that, is my family alright?
Legato: Well your son is still in the hospital and your wife is in thearapy. Well... anyways on that note it's time to interview the other Fuhrer.
Many nazi audience members jump from their seats shouting "Hail the Fuhrer!"
Leagato: Well I should be saying the other Fuhrer King Bradley. Please welcome from the FMA manga King Bradley, aka Wrath!! Welcome to the show. Wrath it's great to have you here.
Wrath: Thanks, but you can just call me Bradley
Pride: But wait, I'm Bradley.
Midvaley: (wide grin) Would you like to blow my horn?
King Bradleys': I'd be honored.(start wresstling eachother over the horn)
Midvalaley: How I love when men fight over the chance to put their mouth on my horn.
Legato: (using his powers) Midvaley, stop hitting yourself.
Midvalaley: Smack Owww...
Legato: Stop hitting yourself.
Midvalaley: Smack Ow.
Legato: Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!!!
Midvalaley: Smack Ow! Smack Ow!!! Slam OW!!! (Falls down) Ow...owww...oowwww... For..give.. me... boss... (Now lies down on floor passed out)
Legato: Now Bradley...
King Bradleys': Yes!
Legato: I'm truly honored to have 2 superior beings such as yourselves on the show.
King Bradleys': Of course you are.
Wrath: But, I was once human.
Legato: Really... (grining widly) Do you think I could become a humunculi like you?
Wrath: No!
Legato: You could of at least pertended to think about it. By the way, did you know there is another well known Fuhrer.
Wrath: Other than Pride here.
Legato: Yes! I'm talking of course our surprise guest please welcome Adolf Hittler.
(Nazi audience cheering)
Legato: Now Fuhrer, you killed over 11 million people and I'm cool with that but...why such a brutal mannar?
Adolf: To stop the Jewish invasion of course.
Midvaley: Boss. What's a jew?
Legato: You know Weinlend and our accountants.
Midvaley: Oh yeah those guys are cool by the way the weinlends invited us to Ezra's batmitzvah
Legato: Oh really?
Wrath: Anyone want some motza bread?
Pride: Oh thanks.
King Bradleys': (facing each other) Keep it kosher.
Legato: Anyway Adolf are there any people that you do like.
Adolf: yes blue eyed blonds are superior.
Legato: (thinking of Knives) Now there I agree with you.
Leagato: But what about someone with blue hair and blond eyes(refering to himself)
Adolf: Nine we call that a freak.
Midvaley: Oh denied.
Legato: Midvaley don't hit yourself in the nuts with that horn thats will really hurt.
Midvaley: Shist ...that hurt boss (faints)
Legato: Now for our speacial guests the Isrealy police forces
Adolf: Oh Shist
Credits
Writen by Derek Anzalone
Edited by Julie Anzalone
Executive producer Knives Million
Music by Midvaley the horn freak
Announcer Monev the gale
In memory of every one killed in the audience and some other dead guy.
We do not claim owner ship to any other show these characters appear in.
Keep it kosher.
