(discalmer: what do you think i own?)

"Dear lord it smells like a pig barn in here, vachir have your men ever heard of showers?" showblade said, covering his nose.

the overconfordenit CO of heaven's army looked ticked, "Are you saying my men are unhygienic?" the two looked over to the random guards pigging out on some snacks.

"If the glove fits, which it does." damon said.

"Somebody open a window while we do the first dare, its from sandydragon." showblade spoke

Tai lung, I dare you to use Po's belly like a drum. Also, do you have a crush on tigress?

"What?" po asked, looking at tai lung who was smiling devilishly, the snow leopard leaped up, did a sweeping kick and is now playing Po like a bongo drum.

one drum session later....

"Okay tai lung do you have a crush on tigress?"

"I don't have to answer that." tai lung countered.

"Oh yes you do." tigress ordered.

"No I don't, besides there's too big of a age diffidence for me and tigress to have a relationship."

"You're like what? 45?" showblade asked, sitting the leopard down.

"Yes."

"Hold still." showblade ordered, raising his arms, a bright light came from his paws, directly over tai lung.

"What are you doing?!" shifu snapped moving forward to stop showblade, only to be stopped by damon.

"Don' him work." he said calmly, making the old master step back.

"Whats he doing?" manits asked, hopping onto damon's shoulder.

"Making tai lung younger." damon answered.

"There. Done." showblade said, his voice weary and looking at tai lung now you could tell that he was quite younger then he was before. At least 20 years,"Now I'm going to go take a nap. Oh and just so you know tai lung does have a crush on tigress it said so in his diary." he pulled out a snow colored notebook and tossed it to tigress.

"Let's just get to the other dares." damon said, trying to get his voice over the laughter. "This ones from black rider."

Uh, how about... Tai Lung has to fight one of the random rhinos with the Golden Spear, no matter how much it burns him.
going blank here.I'm ok. Here's a dare:...uh...Ok

Here's a truth for Tigress: if you had the chance, would you have killed Po when he first came here? Don't kill me by asking, it just seemed like you really hated him until the end of the movie.


Is that lame? Please say so. My mind went a bit blank.

"Its fine." damon said, tossing the spear to tai lung.

Now the RR1 was pretty sure he would win seeing how tai lung couldn't hold the spear without getting burned, that was until, the spear was tossed over in his direction.

Needless to say the end reasult was quite funny with a game of 'hot photao' thrown in.

the winner: tie. how? they both got burned. ("burn baby burn! disco inferno.")

"Okay tigress would you have killed po at the start?" damon asked recovering his wits

"No, I wouldn't have killed him, unlike most of you," she said, shooting damon a glare, who paid no heed to,"I have a code of honor, that and the moive would've ended before it began and shfiu wouldn't be here right now."

"Okay last one from gabster375

Um...oh, I got one! Did Mei Ling & Crane ever have a romantic relationship?

"Thats a good question, but where is crane and mei ling-"

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" yelled a voice that sounded like showblade, that and the fact that crane and mei ling came flying though a wall help to suport this fact.

"AND NEXT, ASK BEFORE YOU MAKE OUT IN MY ROOM!"

"Well does that answer you're question?"

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end-note:OmegaDragon3000 to answer you're question. we'll do anything anywhere anytime any-day.