A/N: Before you all murder me at least listen to what I have to say. I do not have any excuse for why I did not update. It is entirely my fault and all I can say is that I forgot about the story. So in the comments send me your ideas for a gruesome death and who knows... I might include the ideas in my story, because people will die.


Brecon Beacons, Wales at 9:49 AM

As Wolf expected the hut exploded into a fury of questions all aimed at him. Normally, Wolf would have waved them all of with a growl, but even he was cheerful, well as cheerful as Wolf could be.

"Calm down," he said gruffly and immediately the unit quieted down. They glanced at him expectantly. "Sarge just told me that Fox and another agent are coming to join our unit," Snake opened his mouth to say something. "No, I don't know how long," he said and as Eagle opened his mouth, he said "And there is no news about Panther," Snake and Eagle nodded.

"I'm sure he'll be okay," Snake said softly. Even though they hadn't had Panther wrong they had instantly gelled with him. Panther was simply likable and in two weeks he was like their brother.

Wolf cleared his throat awkwardly. "We have the rest of the day off," he said trying to break the tension in the hut.

Eagle's face dramatically brightened "Really?" he squealed grinning.

Wolf looked at Eagle and then turned to Snake "Are we sure he isn't actually a teenage girl?" he asked Snake snorted before turning back to Eagle who was already planning out what they would do for the day.

The Eagle suddenly jumped up and looked at the other unit members "We should prank Fox,"

Wolf grinned a... well... wolfish grin. "That isn't a bad idea," he said.

Snake groaned "Poor Fox," he said.


Brecon Beacons, Wales at 2:58 PM

The Sergeant stared at the two figures in front of him shocked. "Cub?" he sputtered "What the hell are you doin' here?" he growled irritated. "My soldiers are not here to be put on babysitting duties,"

Cub looked at Sarge blankly. "I want to be here about as much as you want me here," he said dryly.

Sarge's face turned the color of a tomato. "Why you litt-" he growled, before being cut of by Fox.

"I apologize on Cub's behalf," he formerly apologized trying to appease the older man. "MI6 believed that the SAS would be good for Cub, he isn't as enthusiastic,"

The Sergeant glared at the teenager before looking at Fox. "Just get him out of my sight, K-Unit's expecting you," he barked before returning to his papers.

Cub felt his heart drop at the mention of K-Unit. He was a dead underage agent. Wolf would make sure of that. He shuffled out the door behind Fox dreading facing Wolf, again.

Fox put a reassuring hand on his shoulder before taking a deep breath. "Are you ready?" Fox asked.

"As ready as I'll ever be," Cub said frowning. Fox pushed open the door.

That was when the unexpected happened. A bucket of what could only be described as mud and glitter fell on Fox pouring the mixture all over him. As if that wasn't enough it was was followed by feathers and tomatoes. K-Unit watched the event laughing. Eagle was rolling on the floor and Wolf was howling on his bunk. Snake was the only one that seemed slightly mature as he was smothering his laughs in his hands.

Fox scowled and looked at his former unit before an evil smile made its way onto his face. "No don't just stand there, boys. Come and give me a hug," he said making his way towards the unit. All laughs immediately ceased.

"Oh shit." Wolf swore before hoping off his bunk trying to evade Fox's mud covered hands as they reached out for him. Fox chased the three soldiers eventually catching Eagle and smothering him, leaving Eagle covered in the repulsing mixture.

The four men laughed together for the first time since Fox became an MI6 agent. Cub coughed awkwardly from his place by the door causing all their heads to snap towards him. "Um...hi," he said awkwardly.

"Cubby!" Eagle grinned.

Wolf got up his face expressing only a single emotion, rage."Double O Nothing, what the hell are you doing here?" he snarled darkly.

"'6 sent me," Cub said coolly.

"Does '6 know we aren't freakin' babysitters?" Wolf growled.

"I would think so, but then again I might be wrong," Cub retorted.

Almost immediately Wolf attempted to punch him, only to be surprised by Cub dodging.

"WOLF!" Fox yelled glaring at said soldier. "HOW DARE YOU! He's only a kid!" he exploded causing Snake and Eagle to exchange glances.

Wolf looked at Fox shocked for a second before yelling back "SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU LIKED HIM?"

"SINCE I GOT TO KNOW HIM! Cub's like a brother to me now and if I have to fight you to protect him I will," he glared.

"I can protect myself," Cub protested only to be ignored by all four men.

Wolf glared "So that's how its gonna be, your gonna pick a kid over us," Wolf snarled.

"The Wolf I know wouldn't harm an unarmed minor," Fox retorted.

"Wolf, Fox is right," Snake said tentatively "Cub's only a minor and he didn't choose to be here, it isn't his fault,"

"Come on Wolf let me take you to the firing range to cool down," Eagle said surprisingly mature. He lead Wolf out of the tent.

Snake looked at Cub and Fox before sighing. "He isn't happy, I'm sorry Cub about him," he said softly.

"It's okay, I sort of expected it," Cub said grimacing.

And for those few minutes a temporary alliance was formed between Alex and Snake.


There we go, the chapter is complete. I know its pretty short and I'm not very proud of it. I'm just happy I remembered to update. I pulled this chapter together fast. I promise the next chapters will be longer and better.