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The Fawful talk show
Last time on the Fawful talk show, Aqua came on and was showing feelings for Yoshi! Does she like him truly or was she just putting on an act? Well you'll have to read Mario total drama island to find out. Today we'll be seeing top couples and finding out secrets…
Starring Fawful as the host.
Toadsworth as the co-host.
And Link and Zelda as the couple.
Fawful walked onto the stage with his usual manic grin.
Fawful – Hello to friends of Fawfuls!
Toadsworth came rushing in holding a mop and a bucket.
Toadsworth – Don't mind me, Peach may come on soon and it's quite unhygienic in here, you can just ignore me for the most of it while I clean.
Fawful – I have confusion.
Toadsworth – Anywho, please applaud for Link and Zelda.
Link and Zelda came in smiling into each other's eyes.
Fawful – Why do you people look like mustard in a sandwich?
Link – And the moments gone…
They sat down.
Fawful – Phs. So do you feel like mustard in a sandwich?
Zelda – Why do you have to be so odd? But if you mean happy then I suppose yes, but if you don't mean happy then I guess not?
Link – Yeah, what she said.
Toadsworth – *Starts to whistle in a really annoying way.
Fawful – I HAVE FURY!
Zelda – Sheesh keep your head on.
Fawful – FAWFUL WILL NOT KEEP FAWFULS HEAD ON UNTIL HE NEEDS TO BE SMART!
Link – And that is….?
Fawful – WHENEVER FAWFUL FEELS LIKE IT!
Link – Fair enough.
Zelda – Toadsworth stop.
Toadsworth – Eekk.
Fawful – Fawful no longer has fury.
Link – Thank goodness for that.
Zelda – So what are we even doing here?
Fawful – What do you think of each other?
Link – Wait what?
Zelda – Uh….
Fawful – Shy much?
Zelda – Helpful much?
Fawful – Sorry.
Link – Well I love her.
Zelda – And I love him.
Audience – Awwwwwww.
Fawful – Puppy….
Everyone else – What?
Fawful – Uh, Fawful was not looking at puppy pictures!
Zelda – Oh my gosh….
Link – Again, the moment has been ruined thanks to Fawful.
Fawful – I have sorryness.
Zelda – Sure you do.
Fawful – FAWFUL DOES!
Zelda - *rolls eyes. Anyway, questions.
Fawful – Right, do you like horror movies?
Link – WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
Zelda – I'll second that.
Midbus – WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! JUST TALK, ANSWER THE STUPID QUESTION! AHHHH, FORGET THIS! *Kicks his chair across the room and storms out.
Toadsworth – That was random
Link – It sure was.
Fawful - *Shaking. Fawful is scared of pig man ooh dear…. *Wets self.
Zelda – Ewwwww.
Outside
Midbus – Stupid Couple.
Worker – Hello good sir, how are you on this fine day?
Midbus – GO AWAY TINY MAN!
Worker – Well my friendly friend, we would like to offer you a job!
Midbus – Ok, 1 I am no one's friend and 2, I am doing NO WORK FOR THOSE BLUMBERING IDIOTS!
Worker – I AM NOT OFFERING A JOB ON BEHALF OF FAWFUL!
Midbus – Toadsworth? (worker shakes his head) No? Then I'm interested.
Worker – Excellent.
Inside
Fawful – I have question for you.
Zelda – Yes?
Fawful – What do you think of Link and Corrin?
Link – Uh, maybe we should-
Zelda – Nothing.
Link – What?
Zelda - *Shrugs. Well nothing happened so I guess I feeling nothing on the subject.
Link – Phew.
Fawful – I have fury! This is boring! Fawful does not appreciate this
Zelda – Oh your boring.
Fawful – Fawful hates your face!
Link – Just what are you implying?
Fawful – NOTHING OF YOUR CONCERN!
Toadsworth – I HAVE A SURPRISE!
Link – AHHHHH!
Zelda – Oh my gosh you scream like a girl!
Link - *Blushes. Uh….
Fawful – What is the meaning of this!
Toadsworth – It has been arranged for some blind dates to be set up as a part of the couples special.
Zelda – Oooooh!
Toadsworth – And I made sure that they're safe.
Link - *Rolls eyes. Of course.
Fawful – Fawful had no say in this! It's his show!
Toadsworth – You might get a girlfriend out of it….
Fawful – Fawful is listening…
Zelda – Oh boy…
Date no.1
Worker – So Fawful and the date don't know who each other are. The first date is Toadette. Let's see how this goes….
Fawful – Who are you?
Toadette – I'm not supposed to tell you that you fool.
Fawful – I have fury! That is no way to speak to Fawful!
Toadette – Oh for goodness sake…..
From the side lines.
Link – So do you think he'll actually get a girlfriend?
Zelda – 91 rupees says he can't get one.
Link – Nah I think he might.
Zelda – Have we got a bet?
Link – It's on.
On stage
Fawful – I have confusion.
Toadette – About what?
Fawful – You.
Toadette – You know, your strangely fun to be on a date with.
Fawful – Fawful gives up.
Date no.2.
Worker – Next we have Midbus, not enough girls wanted to do it ok.
Fawful – Who are you?
Midbus – HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! IT'S A VIOLATION OF THE RULES!
Fawful – I HAVE FURY, HOW DARE YOU YELL AT FAWFUL!
Midbus – FAWFUL?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE TRICK ME!
Fawful – TRICK YOU!? FAWFUL WAS SET UP ON THIS WITHOUT HIM APPROVING!
Midbus – SHUT UP YOU FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL!
Fawful – I AM HAVING THE FURY AT A TOP BLAST! NO ONE CALLS FAWFUL A FOOLISLY FOOLISH FOOL EXECPT FAWFUL!
Midbus – Wait, so you pick on yourself?
Fawful – Yes.
Midbus – AHHHHH! FORGET THIS! *He kicks the blackout glass between them which shatters and then leaves.
Fawful – MIDBUS! Things are making sense to Fawful.
Worker – What?
Date no.3.
Worker – So the third and final date is Zelda.
From the side lines.
Link – Wait what?
On stage.
Fawful – Who are you?
Zelda – I quit.
Fawful – YOU CAN NOT DO THAT TO FAWFUL!
Zelda – Oh for goodness sake it's a figure of speech.
Fawful – Oh.
From the side lines.
Worker – But we can.
Link – No you can't! She's my girlfriend!
Worker – I don't care about your love interest. The point is she said that she didn't mind doing it as a favour.
Link – She said she didn't mind?
Worker – Yes now shut up I'm trying to watch this.
On stage.
Zelda – So your telling me, that you want a pet panda yet you went on a huge rampage and declared war against bamboo, a panda's food?
Fawful – Yes.
Zelda – I'm done.
Toadsworth – Good because times up.
Fawful - Ahhh! I have fury! How dare you sneak up on Fawful!
Zelda – You've had fury a lot in this episode.
Fawful – Fawful does not care!
Toadsworth – So anyone you like?
Fawful – Well Fawful did like date number one.
Toadsworth – Toadette? Really? Wow.
Fawful – TOADETTE! Oh. Fawful has the shock.
From the side lines.
Toadette – Wait, that was Fawful? He like the date we went on? Oh. *Runs out of the door and down the street screaming.
That's it for today's episode. I hoped you enjoyed it. Please leave a review on what you think of Fawful and Toadette and whether or not they'd make a good couple. Please check out Mario total drama island by mudkipman787 as this is an add on story to that. Next time will be coming out quicker than this one did but I've been very busy lately so couldn't get this one out as early as I would have liked.
