Chapter 2
Why Norway is Awesome
The Beginning
Imagine, it is the end of the ice age. The snow is melting, plants are growing, and HOLY SHIT IT'S NORWAY! When the snow melts, Norway prevails! That's right, after the world freaking froze over, Norway emerges like a freaking hibernating bear! The cold doesn't phase him, he's NORWAY!
Are you building something? You are probably using some tools. THANK NORWAY! He is the tool GOD! While other countries were struggling to survive, Norway was like, "to hell with manual labor, let's do the world a favor and be useful!" Just think, this is only the beginning of the almighty NORWAY.
Vikings
Yes, you read that right, VIKINGS! Norway was a freaking BAMF, you don't want to mess with him. HE WILL SPEAR YOU TO DEATH! Norway was a total badass, finding new countries and claiming them. Iceland? Norway found Iceland and took him in. Big bro Norway will always love you. (Norway, be my brother too! T.T)
You want more? Remember Canada? (If you say "who?" you better pray they didn't hear you.) Read the last chapter. NORWAY was the GOD that took Canada in. Norway, why are you so damn amazing? Not only Iceland, but Canada too? He can't possibly be any more awesome... BUT HE IS!
Hey England, your brother Ireland may not give a shit about you, but he respects Norway! Norway also discovered Ireland! That's right Irish fans, Norway is YOUR founder. Respect him, before the Nordic fan girls explode from jealousy. British fans, just let this info sit in. Forget Britain, NORWAY is the REAL empire.
The Other Nordics
Denmark is Norway's bitch. Denmark may be bigger, but if Denmark is out of line, Norway will choke him... WITH HIS OWN TIE! If that doesn't say RESPECT NORWAY, you have NO soul! NO ONE messes with NORWAY!
Sweden, you know the tall one, knows how it works. These two BAMFs united, and it was FLIPPING BEAUTIFUL! Norway+Sweden=HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND THE AWESOMENESS GHJFVCUYIVGUHBUHO:OUGFYGCVHJBK
Finland: see the above. Anyone who is tight with Su-san is cool with his wife. Santa has 3 sections: good, bad, and OMFG RESPECT THESE GUYS. Norway was the sole reason section 3 was created.
Canada and Iceland won't let anyone do anything to their big brother. You have to go through the two of them first! Please refer to the previous section on Canada to understand how ROYALLY SCREWED you would be.
Magic
England, step aside, NORWAY is a WIZARD! Flying Mint Bunny wouldn't last a second against a badass TROLL! Plus, Norway's magic works, well. Who do you think sends England Russia whenever he tries to summon something. Oh Norway, you showed him!
His magic has been around since the viking ages. What do you think made vikings so feared? Anyone can swing a battle axe or stab some people, but a true combat genius attacks the MIND and DESTROYS SANITY! Didn't see that coming!
Wars
WWI, which side was Norway on? NONE! That's right, Norway was neutral. "Europe's having a war, not my problem!" He just kicked back and watched the show, LIKE A BOSS! He didn't need to get involved with such trivial matters like a WORLD WAR.
WWII, same deal. NORWAY can't be bothered by your issues. He's just chilling in the neutral zone, doing whatever the hell he wants. Trivial WORLD WARS aren't his problem, why waste his time and resources? Switzerland obviously looks up to him, copying his neutral ways. Join the NORWAY FOLLOWERS!
Other Amazingness
If this isn't enough for you, you have no soul! NO SOUL! Worship the greatness that is NORWAY! You will be blinded by this beautiful majestic country! He does all this flipping badass stuff with a fucking smile on his face! It is the picture of innocence! If you want someone to "disappear," he is your man!
You don't believe any of this? GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND START TAKING NOTES! Norway is all you could ask for and MORE! When you have a town named "HELL" you have to be one BAMF! "When hell freezes over?" GOT THAT COVERED! Come and enjoy some freaking winter wonderland in Hell! It's NORWAY!
A/N: Dedicated to my first reviewer MikiCHU07! I hope you enjoyed ^^ Again, requests are encouraged (this one is filling a request) so don't be shy! Reviewers will get to have a party with the Nordics! WOOT! JOIN THE PARTY :D
Manga-neko signing out :3
