Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar. But I did own you mom last night.
Cleavage and Wood
Zuko holding Katara's necklace in front of her. Said waterbender still tied to tree, seething. Soldier looking at the both of them eye-fuck each other.
Katara: Give me my mother's necklace!
Zuko: No until you hand me the Avatar, Water Peasant!
Katara: Cyclops!
Zuko: Witch!
Katara: Bastard!
Zuko: Bitch!
Soldier: Will you two just shut the hell up and fuck each other already!"
Zuko, in shock, looses his grip on Katara's necklace.
Katara's necklace falls….
And falls…
Right into Katara's cleavage.
Awkward...
Sunrise
Zuko: I rise with the Sun.
Sokka: I know morning wood's a bitch, am I right?
Zuko is a Boss Mother F*****
Zuko pushes Suki away, tackles Katara and saves her from a very messy death.
He rolls on top of her as a result.
Katara pushes him away as a result of *UST
Katara: "You can get off me now!"
Zuko: "That wasn't what you said last night."
Katara: …
Ember Island Players
Spoof Zuko catches his hair on fire when he gets angry. Audience roars. Tis hilarious.
Suki: So, wait Zuko? Can that really happen?
Sokka: Yeah, Zuko, can you loose control of your flame. I mean Katara looses control of her bending all the time…
Zuko: Oh, I can control my flame.
Katara (blushes)
AN/ Anyone notice during Boiling Rock when Mai is like, I don't need protection. And Zuko's like, 'Trust me she doesn't'. Yeah, pimp Zuko exists...
Boo you whore!
Wait, so if you're an earth bender does that mean you're always rock-hard?
Haru: Shut up Sokka.
And Zuko, since you're a fire bender does that mean you're always fired-up?
Sokka, I'm going to kill you and fuck your sister on top of your dead body.
Wait what?
Katara walks up.
Zuko (slyly) Hey Katara, since you're a water bender, does that mean you're always wet?
Katara: Only when I'm around you, babe.
Katara and Zuko make out ferociously. Aang dies a little on the inside.
Quagmire: Giggitty
So, Aang since you're an airbender does that mean you are always…?
Uhm….
Windy….
No…
I got it! Since you're an airbender, does that mean you're always breaking wind?
Quagmire: Damn Aang, you're element killed the sexy faster than when Peter-
Sokka: No Family Guy segues. Get the hell out Quagmire...
Quagmire: Boo you whore!
Aang: Seriously Sokka, lay off the Cactus juice.
*Unresolved Sexual Tension. Did you get through all the crack? If you did, congradulations! You have just caputed a wild Zuko! Maybe, in a few months, you will catch a wild Mako as well
! And yes, Katara does have cleavage. When I read smutfics, I tend to age Katara just a bit (16-17 *cough*). My logic: Katara was fourteen when she discovered the Avatar. Fourteen going on fifteen. So, a few days into the series she turns fifteen. A year passes when Zuko joins the group, so she's sixteen. Is that the truth, probably not. Does it make me feel better when I read Zuko/Katara smut fics, oh hellz yes.
Quagmire is just there... don't question it.
And I swear there were so many innuendoes during the Siege of the North! "I rise with the Sun." "He took Aang right from under me." Bryke, you dirty minded geniuses.
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