Chapter 2

Two weeks later Naruto woke from a near peaceful sleep, he hit his alarm, breaking it, great time to buy another alarm clock, Naruto thought as he climbed out of bed. He pulled out his favorite orange button down t-shirt, and baggy jeans. Entering his bathroom, Naruto felt the all too familiar feeling in his stomach, almost instantly losing his dinner from last night. He sighed as he turned the water on, all he wanted was to shower and get on with his day, but so far it wasn't going to happen, not today at least.

Nearly 45 minutes later, Naruto had just climbed out of the shower, he entered the bedroom, and started to button up the shirt, only to discover it was extremely tight, almost too tight, he sighed that's what he got for buying shirts one size to small to begin with. He walked over to his wardrobe and pulled out an extra large t-shirt, and slipped it over his head. It fit for now, he looked at his watch, and yelped, he was late, great just what he needed, his boss was going to yell at him again. With in minutes he was out the door, locking it on his way out, he ran down the steps of his apartment, and jumped into his sports car, and pulled out of the driveway. Of course, on the way to work he had to stop to get his normal breakfast, coffee and a Egg Mcmuffin.

Just then his phone rang, setting his coffee in the cup holder; he answered it, "Uzumaki here"

"Where are you?" his boss asked

"Um, almost to the office now, I just got breakfast; I'll be there in 5 or ten minutes, Kiba." Naruto said

"Naruto, when you get here I would like a word with you in my office, is that clear?" Kiba asked

"Sure thing." Naruto said as he hung up the phone.

A short time later, Naruto pulled into his parking place, he put the car in park, and grabbed his brief case and left the car, after putting on his car alarm. He took the elevator up to the 25th floor and put his stuff in his office, and pulled out the paper from his grandmother, stating his 'condition', he had wanted to keep it to his self for a while longer, but if he boss was going to fire him for being late, do to morning sickness, he show Kiba the note.

He took the elevator up another floor and smiled at the secretary, Ino, the blonde woman glared up at him, he smiled. "Morning Ino" Naruto said

"Mr. Inuzuka, is going to have your head, this is the third time in the last week you were late, he won't deal with in anymore, Naruto" She replied then hit the button and said "He's finally here."

"About time send him in." Kiba snapped

"Will do" Ino said and looked up at Naruto "You heard him."

"Yep." Naruto said and entered the office, he sighed, Kiba looked like he was about to have a fit, Naruto looked over in the corner, like normal Akamaru was slipping on the large pillow.

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire you?" Kiba snapped

"Simple, I got a note from my doctor, to give to my boss, it explains everything." Naruto said handing the note to Kiba

"If this is another one of your pranks I will kick you out on your ass so fast, you won't know what hit you." Kiba said taking the note, which read:

To Whom It May Concern:

As strange as this may sound, Mr. Naruto Uzumaki is pregnant. No, this is no joke, as I assure you I have done all the test, twice. Please feel free to call me if you have any questions, please feel free to call. He is at the stage where mornings are hell.

Thank you,

Dr. Tsunade

"Are you fucking serous?" Kiba asked

"Very much so." Naruto replied

"I don't fucking believe you" Kiba snapped

"Well sorry, but it's true, if you don't believe me call Tsunade, she'll tell you that it's true." Naruto said

"So what does this mean?" Kiba asked

"Means that the last few mornings I've been puking my guts out, that's the only reason I've been late." Naruto said

"How long is this to last?" Kiba asked

"About 4 months. Sorry" Naruto said

"I guess that means I can't fire you. Shit" Kiba said

"Guess not" Naruto replied

"Fine, I'll give you an extra 45 minutes to get to work on time." Kiba replied

"Ok" Naruto said

With that it seemed the mood lightened up some, Kiba looked up at Naruto and said "Take it the baby is Sasuke's?" Kiba questioned, it was no surprised Kiba know who the father was, but it still hurt Naruto to even think of his child as Sasuke's. Everyone in the building knew Naruto had recently broke up with Sasuke, is was no surprise seeing how the blond took a couple days off, and when he returned he threw all the picture of him and Sasuke out. So it was basically a sign Naruto was single again, which of course made both guys and girls jump with joy, they hoped they would be the next to share the blonde's bed.

"Yeah." Naruto said

"Sorry he's an ass" Kiba said

"Don't worry about" Naruto said

"You need anything feel refrain from asking me" Kiba said jokingly

"Ok" Naruto said "Take it we're done here?"

"Yep, now get out of my office." Kiba said

"Later" Naruto said and left the office

"Did you get fired?" Ino asked hopefully.

"Nope, later Ino" Naruto said and left for his office.

Later that night Naruto entered the restaurant, and smiled at his red headed best friend, Gaara looked up as Naruto entered the restaurant, good the guy was still smiling, which helped put Gaara at ease some, he still made plans to kill the emo king that left his best friend for some snot noise pink haired prostitute.

"Hey Gaara" Naruto said

"Naruto, good to see you." Gaara said

"How is everyone?" Naruto asked

"Good, Temari is good, Kankuro is doing another puppet show in town tomorrow, Lee is doing good." Gaara said

"And how are you?" Naruto asked

"Worried about you." Gaara replied

"I'm fine." Naruto replied

"Hn" Gaara said

"Gaara all conversations require more then one syllable." Naruto stated

"I know but they're easier" Gaara said

"My boss knows." Naruto said

"Hn" Gaara replied

"GAARA" Naruto yelled then blushed once he realized that everyone was looking at him

"So what's the new roommate like?" Gaara questioned

"He's cute, and clean, that's all I know about him, he's hardly ever at the apartment." Naruto said

"What does he look like?" Gaara asked

"Long dark brown hair, icily lavender eyes, tall and a strong chin." Naruto said thinking of his hot new roommate.

"Ah, sounds smexy" Gaara said "But not as my Lee."

"How can you even like that brushy brow freak?" Naruto asked

Gaara blushed deep red, that was darker then his hair as he said "He has certain things that make up for his hair and eyebrows."

"Gaara!" Naruto said

"Shut up Uzumaki" Gaara replied, "Well at least I didn't fall for king emo"

"Shut up Gaara" Naruto said

Later that night Naruto sat in his living room going over some things for the next week, it would be hard to work with his appointment this Friday, but he promised his grandmother he would do everything to take care of his baby. He heard the door unlock and in walked in roommate, Naruto smiled.

"Hey" Naruto said

"Hi" Neji replied "Should you be in bed?"

Naruto looked up at the clock and groan, it was almost 1 am, he should be going to bed, but for some reason he wasn't tired. "I got to get this done"

"Ah." Neji said "So what do you do for a living?"

"Record producer" Naruto said

"Aren't you a bit young?" Neji asked

"Only 22" Naruto said "What do you do?"

"Business Accountant for Hyuuga Inc." He said

"Cool" Naruto said

"Hungry?" Neji asked

"Almost always anymore" Naruto said

"I make a good grill cheese." Neji said

"I'll take one" Naruto said

"Sure" Neji said

With in minutes Naruto could smell the grill cheese flowing through the apartment, then the sudden feeling of losing his dinner came back, as he rushed to the bathroom, and lost everything he had in his stomach to the toilet.

"Are you ok?" Neji yelled

"Yea" Naruto said before he lost it again into the toilet

"Hn" Neji said

God what is it with people and one syllable sentences, Naruto wondered.

A few minutes later Naruto left the bathroom only to find Neji leaning against the wall, Naruto looked up at the man.

"So what's wrong?" Neji asked

"I just got sick" Naruto replied

"Really, certain it wasn't the smell of the burnt food?" Neji asked, he may have only lived here a couple of weeks but he knew that Naruto was a joker.

"No it wasn't the grill cheese, it's just……..well………..I'm pregnant." Naruto said

"Wow. How are you pregnant? You're a guy." Neji asked

"Well simple…..I have no idea." Naruto said "But I am."

"Who's the father?" Neji asked

"My ex-boyfriend, the loser emo king." Naruto replied

"Sorry" Neji said "But destiny says he wasn't meant for you."