Chapter 2!
"Hey Mabel! Watcha doing?" asked Dipper.
"Im making some sweaters!" said Mabel.
"Well thats COOL!" said Dipper.
"What the heck? Thats cool?" said Mabel.
"Yea thats how cool people say it Right?"
said Dipper
"No you sound like a dork when u say it becuz u r not cool!" said Mabel
"oh. I knew that. I think." said Dipper.
"Why are u even saying cool and awesome anyway?" said Mabel
"Cuz im cool!" replied Dipper.
"No Your not. A rock is more cooler then u. Your just a gaywad. U r still a weird nerd." said Mabel.
"Whatever! Im leaving to go show off how cool and awesome I am to every1!" said Dipper.
"Uhh Yeah good luck with that." said Mabel.
So Dipper walked out the door and went into the bathroom to take a crap.
"Why would Mabel say I am not cool and im a gaywad.? Im cool! I touched the dang crystal!" whined Dipper.
Suddenly Dipper got a great idea.
"Maybe its the way that im dressed. I have a vest, shorts, tennis shoes and hat with a pine tree on it. That kind of makes me look retarded. I need to go buy some new clothes!" said Dipper.
So Dipper went down to a clothes store to buy some cool clothes. After about 5 mins of walking, He was there.
He went straight to the pants and bought some pants that were big enough to sag on him. Then He got some shades and a cool t shirt. But last but not least, He bought a better hat. Then he went to the front to check out.
"I would like these clothes plz." said Dipper.
"Im sorry we don't give these kind of clothes to nerds and people that arent cool." said the cashier.
"But Im cool and awesome! You have to give those clothes to me!" exclaimed Dipper.
"Sorry No can do! NOW GET OUT OF MY STORE! Your a disgrace!" yelled the cashier.
Now Dipper was really ticked off. He now knew that the crystal didn't work. He was so mad that no one thought he was cool and awesome. So he went to shack,got a lighter,went into his bedroom and lit his sisters sweaters on fire. Then he went to granule stan and burned his money. He punched soos in the belly and he passed out. Then he went to Wendy and threw her phone in the toliet. Then raging Dipper went outside and burnt down the mystery shack! with every1 inside of it!
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Dipper wanted revenge so he went to Bill cipher.
"Bill I want a favor!" said Dipper
"What is your favor Pine tree?" asked Bill
"I want u to…..
summon a giant donut to crush the town." said Dipper.
So Bill did it and every1 died except Dipper and waddles. Waddles is a
cool pig.
The end! I hope all of you guys liked it!
Bye! :D
