Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Ten Bridesmaids

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: K

Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish Stratus, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Ashley, Candice Michelle, Shelton Benjamin, Krystal Marshall, Maria, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Angie Mysterio, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie Guerrero, Sting, Kurt Angle, LAX, the Kliq and the TNA roster.

Summary: Krystal has narrowed her bridesmaids list down to 5 WWE Divas and 5 TNA Knockouts but will any of them make it to the wedding? Find out in the next adventure of the ARK Angels of DX.

Chapter Two – Chemistry Experiment

Krystal's apartment, Orlando, Florida at 12pm:

DX gave their Superstars the okay to come down to Florida for Krystal and Shelton's wedding dress rehearsal and would follow after picking the ARK Angels up from school. Tristen begged his dad to ask DX to bring Cameron, Cheyenne and LC down to Florida so DX trusted the roster to behave themselves and go to Minneapolis for their house show at the Target Center as soon as the dress rehearsal was over.

"Okay you guys remember what we promised DX, no messing with the TNA roster," Matt Hardy said, "We're just gonna take their women and make them wish they were us,"

"Agreed," Edge said and the Smackdown Superstars smiled cockily to each other as they walked up to Krystal's house where Shelton was waiting for them.

"Did DX say anything about us not giving Shelton a hard time for no-showing his surprise birthday party yesterday?" MVP asked.

"No," Edge replied.

"Then let's give him Hell," Mr. Kennedy said and the WWE Superstars agreed and yelled at Shelton when he opened the door, the former IC Champ didn't know whether to run or hit each of them with a T-Bone Suplex.

"Are you guys here to see me or kill me?" Shelton asked his locker room buddies as the WWE Superstars advanced on him, then Krystal came out and they came to a screeching halt and went into schoolboy crush mode making gooey eyes at her.

"Hi Krystal," Matt Hardy said like a teenage boy.

"Hi Matt," Krystal said in the same voice making fun of Matt Hardy and Edge pushed Matt out of the way.

"We miss you," Edge said, "When are you coming back?"

"I'm not," Krystal said, "Sorry guys but I only need one guy drooling over me and I'm marrying him in 2 weeks," she said hugging Shelton who was smiling at her from ear-to-ear.

"Don't you miss us?" Victoria asked Krystal and the former WWE Diva gave her a small smile.

"Very much Vicky but I've got new friends now, why don't you guys come inside and meet them?" Krystal said.

"You mean the TNA Knockouts?" Mickie James said suspiciously and the WWE girls exchanged glances with the WWE guys not at all keen on meeting what Triple H had dubbed the enemy.

"What's wrong?" Shelton said.

"We're not all as keen to make friends with TNA as you are Shelton, I guess our memories are a little longer than yours," Mr. Kennedy said referring to the WWE vs. TNA war a few months back.

"That was ages ago Kennedy and you guys better put your differences aside if you wanna come to my wedding," Shelton said to everyone.

"Come on guys Shawn and Hunter did tell us to be civil," Edge said and the WWE Superstars nodded.

"Okay Shelton, for Krystal," MVP said.

"Yeah for Krystal," the other WWE Superstars agreed and the bride-to-be blushed.

"I do miss you guys, but I can understand why you don't Shelley," she said hugging Shelton who grimaced at the pet name the Stephanie McMahon had given him.

"Please don't call me that," Shelton said as everyone stepped inside and Shelton and Krystal led them to the back where all the TNA wrestlers were waiting for them.

In the garden:

The TNA wrestlers sat in Krystal's garden waiting for the WWE Superstars before they all left for the church, Sting, Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe picked up on a little tension on account of their arch rival coming to their turf so the Stinger rallied the roster around the picnic table and gave them a little pep talk.

"Okay guys remember what we talked about, no being a jerk treat the WWE Superstars with the respect they deserve," Sting said and the TNA wrestlers groaned.

"We'll be good," Lance Hoyt said sarcastically and the other wrestlers chimed in with even less enthusiasm.

"Okay guys now listen up because this is really important, has anyone heard from Jeff Jarrett?" Kurt Angle asked everyone and they all shook their heads.

"I heard he kinda went nuts after he was forced to kiss Vince McMahon's ass on WWE television," Rhino said.

"Whatever happens over the next few weeks if anyone hears from him, do not under any circumstances tell him that we're going to a wedding with the WWE Superstars, because if he finds out our rivals are on TNA turf he's gonna do something about it," Kurt Angle explained.

"And that something won't be good," Sting added and the TNA wrestlers nodded.

"Would you ever go work for Vince McMahon?" James Storm asked Sting.

"Are you crazy I wouldn't work for that psycho if you paid me - oops," Sting paused realizing that the WWE Superstars were right in front of him.

"Actually we got a new boss now and he trained most of you so I suggest you quit running your mouths off about us and give us the respect we deserve," John Cena said and Edge slapped Cena around the head.

"That attitude isn't going to do Shelton and Krystal any favors," Edge snapped.

"Yeah behave yourself boy," Jeff Hardy added and John Cena waved his hand in front of his famous and made the infamous "You can't see me" gesture much to the disdain of the TNA wrestlers.

"You have got to be kidding me, I can't be in the same room as John Cena and stay sober!" James Storm complained, "Jackie I need another beer!"

The TNA Knockouts didn't seem to mind the WWE Superstars at all and this was indicated by Jacqueline not responding to her drinking buddy's request, "I'll be right there James let me just introduce myself to the WWE Champion," she said slinking over to John Cena who blushed when he saw her smiling at him, "How you doing John?" Jacqueline said sweetly and John Cena kissed her hand.

"Why Miss Tennessee I didn't expect you to show me any love," John Cena said surprised and the other WWE Superstars went over and introduced themselves to the TNA Knockouts Christie Hemme, Gail Kim, Awesome Kong, ODB, Traci Brooks, Roxxi Laveaux, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky.

"Hello MVP," Gail Kim said extending her hand to the former US Champ.

"What's up," MVP replied and kissed Gail's hand much to the former TNA Knockout Champion's delight.

"Welcome to the dress rehearsal Matt Hardy," Christie Hemme said extending her hand.

"I wouldn't have missed it for the world," Matt Hardy replied and kissed Christie's hand.

"What's with all the hand kissing?" Alex Shelley asked Chris Sabin who scratched his chin suspiciously while Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave stuck their fingers down their throats as Christie smiled at Matt Hardy.

"Greetings from TNA my fellow Canadian," Angelina Love said to Edge who kissed her outstretched hand.

"It was worth the trip," Edge replied with a charming smile and Eric Young furrowed his brow.

"What does she see in him?" Eric asked Kaz who shrugged wondering what had gotten into the Knockouts.

"Nice to see you Carlito," Roxxi Laveaux said to Carlito and the Cool One extended his apple to her.

"Do you want a bite?" he asked and Roxxi accepted a bite much to the Cool One's delight and the TNA guys' horror, "Maybe we can go out for something bigger later," Carlito said flirtatiously.

"Maybe," Roxxi said obviously enamored with the Cool Carib.

"How's it going Punk?" Velvet asked Mr. Money in the Bank who kissed her hand.

"I got it made baby," Punk said pointing to his briefcase and Mr. Kennedy rolled his eyes, "the WWE is the best place to be, you should visit us sometime," Punk said smiling amorously while Krystal and Shelton smiled at the WWE Superstars pleased with how well both rosters were getting on.

"Let's go to the church," Shelton said happy that everyone was getting along just fine, he took Krystal's hand and led the way to First Baptist Church not far from where Krystal and most of the TNA wrestlers lived, "I could get real comfortable around here," Shelton said as they walked down the road on a beautiful Orlando day.

"Then why don't you move down here?" Krystal said.

"Shawn and Hunter won't like that, I'll be too close to enemy territory," Shelton replied.

"But look how well your boys are getting on with TNA, when Shawn and Hunter come to the church and see for themselves how cool TNA is with WWE they'll let you move down here," Krystal said and Shelton thought about it while the TNA boys whispered among themselves.

"Did you see what those WWE Superstars are doing? They're trying to take our girls away from us!" James Storm said and Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave nodded along with the Motorcity Machine Guns.

"Well they're not really our girls, they just work for the same company as us," Jay Lethal said and Robert Roode ignored him.

"You're only saying that because you're going out with So Cal Val," he said cynically, "We have to protect the Knockouts from those WWE punks,"

"Don't you guys think you're being a little paranoid? This is a wedding we're all going to its only natural that the girls would be friendly to the bridegroom's friends," Samoa Joe reasoned.

"I agree ya'll are tripping over nothing, once the wedding's over they'll go back to their side of the wrestling world and we'll go back to ours; the two sides will not align," Christian Cage said.

"You're damn right they won't," AJ Styles said.

"Let's just make sure that nothing gets out of line over the next few weeks," Lance Hoyt said and the others agreed except for Samoa Joe, Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt.

"I don't know whether you guys are crazy, stupid or just plain idiotic," Samoa Joe said catching up to the WWE Superstars.

"How about all of the above?" Jay Lethal said and followed Joe with Sonjay Dutt while the rest of the roster watched from behind looking on at the growing chemistry between the TNA Knockouts and the WWE Superstars and not liking it one bit.

Waterside, 2pm:

The ARK Angels headed for the front of the school and waited for their parents to take them to Orlando when they were joined by the most unwelcome of school mates, the Damsels of Destruction.

"Just where do you guys think you're going?" Mad Madison asked Cameron and LC, "We've got chemistry next and you guys are behind on your last two experiments,"

"You're gonna pull down our average and our school's gonna go down the dumps," Jamie Albright added and the ARK Angels looked at each other.

"We've got to go we can't stay," Cameron said not wanting to get into a fight keeping his eye on LC who was about to slap Madison into oblivion.

"You guys are either always leaving early or missing school altogether, what's with that?" Melissa Turnbull asked, "Do you go on the road with your parents or are you so dumb that your parents have to teach you at home?"

"We're smarter than all three of you," Cheyenne said and the Damsels of Destruction gasped and started mocking Cheyenne.

"Well what do you know the little one talks," Tanya said as the Damsels of Destruction closed in on the ARK Angels but LC wasn't prepared to take anymore abuse.

"Remember don't retaliate," Cameron said to LC, "Dad said if you get in one more fight you're out of Waterside,"

"But they're picking on Chey and I won't stand for it!" LC said and was about to lay into the Damsels of Destruction when their parents arrived in the DX Machine with its brand new driver.

"Come on let's go," Cameron said taking LC and Chey quickly over to Amy who was waiting for them with her arms outstretched.

"You guys okay?" Amy said noticing that the ARK Angels looked a little shaken as they got into the car.

"We're fine now," Cameron said.

"You came just in time mommy, LC was gonna fight the Damsels of Destruction," Cheyenne said and Amy raised her eyebrow.

"The Damsels of Destruction?" she repeated and looked over at the three little girls with the mean faces staring down at her from the school entrance, "you mean those three little girls over there?" she said and the ARK Angels nodded, "Well we'll see about that," Amy said and waddled over to the school yard heading for the Damsels of Destruction while the ARK Angels and DX looked on.

"Can we help you?" Mad Madison said rudely.

"Are you picking on my children?" Amy asked her and Tanya, Melissa and Jamie laughed.

"So what if we are, they're freaks," Tanya said.

"Yeah and they don't belong at Waterside," Melissa added.

"Just like you don't belong in that outfit," Jamie added while Amy stood listening calmly and quietly.

"So you guys think you're smart huh?" she asked the Damsels of Destruction who nodded proudly.

"We're gonna ace our chemistry test, unlike your kids who can't even stay for a whole class," Tanya said.

"I love chemistry," Amy said, "I especially liked it when we got to use Bunsen burners, I'm sure a group of smart girls like you know how Bunsen burners work right?"

"Yeah of course we do we're not morons," Jamie said arrogantly.

"Well then why aren't you wearing your goggles?" Amy asked them and the Damsels of Destruction looked at Amy confused.

"What do you mean there are no open flames out here?" Melissa said.

"Oh yes there is," Amy said and turned into a ball of fire with her Righteous Indignation scaring the Damsels of Destruction out of their little school shoes.

"ARGHHH!" The Damsels of Destruction screamed and went running back into the school and Amy cooled off and got into the DX Machine where a happy cherubic trio were waiting for her.

"That was awesome you certainly put the fear of God into those dumbsels," LC said impressed and Hunter and Joanie applauded Amy.

"You're wife's hot," Hunter said to Shawn who was fanning his wife down.

"You have no idea," he replied and kissed Amy's smoking hot lips while the DX Machine pulled away to catch the next flight to smoking hot Orlando.