Chapter 2: Dora the Explorer world
"What the fuck?!" Deidara yelled, "WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS STUPID MONKEY COSTUME?!" Sasori stared at his clothing. His eyes widen when he saw he was wearing some girly violet top and orange shorts with a small purple bag pack. "Ola Sasori, Ola Deidara." some voice called out. Deidara stopped his stomping and looked around. Sasori felt the bag pack wiggle and looked at his back. "Ola Sasori!" the bag cheerfully greeted. Sasori jumped with surprise, knocking Deidara.
"DANNA! GET OFF ME, un!" Deidara yelled, kicking Sasori's back.
"Hey! That hurts!" Sasori yelped in pain, looking at Deidara angrily.
"Huh? It hurts?"
"...Now that you mentioned it..."
"You can feel, un?"
"..."
"Can you get off me, un?"
"oh...sorry."
As soon as Sasori got off Deidara, some short green haired fairy appeared.
"WTF?! A fairy?!" Deidara said, rolling on the floor, laughing.
"Who the fucking hell are you?" Sasori asked, annoyed.
"I'm fucking Cosmo."
"...fuck you." Sasori said, rolling his eyes.
"H-He said 'Fucking' hahahaha!" Deidara said, pointing at Cosmo.
"Oh, just shut up, brat." Sasori muttered, pinching Deidara.
"In order to get out here, you have to go through Troll Bridge, then go through the fucking magical door, and then go to Edge of the world."
Cosmo disapeared, leaving a map. Sasori took it and put the map on the talking bag pack. When Deidara stopped laughing, Sasori started the journey.
"End of Chapter"
Deidara: Why did you let me wear a Boots costume, un?!
Blackgal010: Who are you?
Sasori: ...
Deidara: GRR!
Blackgal010: lol...review...review!
Sasori: (mutters) idiots
Blackgal010 and Deidara: Shut up, Sasori the explorer.
Sasori: ...
