Dear michaelis,
I was not perving on your master, I was simply out for a walk when I saw him in the window vaguely so decided to se how he was, I was not expecting him to be in the bath... If I had known that the your young master was taking a bath surely you know I would have been on the inside... Ugh I mean... On the inside of my house! (shit... How do I remove sentences from these damn letters... Stupid ink!)
Yours truly
Alois trancy
