Chapter Two: Here Comes the Groom!
Zelda, leader of the Sages was hunched over her Sages report extremely frustrated. What can I write! She thought angrily. Hyrule's been a boring ol' peaceful land since Ganondorf was sent to Timbuktu! She ground her teeth furiously.
Just then she was saved by the bell. The doorbell to be exact. "I'll get it!" She cried, happy for any distractions. She looked through the Peephole of Sages. "It's Link guys!" She cried. Zelda swung open the Door of Sages and in ran the Hero of Time.
"Greetings Sages!" Link shouted. "Malon and I are getting married!"
Almost everyone took this news differently. Saria gave Link a big hug and a congrats, Darunia said congrats and pounded Link on the back flattening him, Impa shook Links hand and said congratulations, Nabooru cursed under her breath and said congrats, Rauru patted Links head and said congratulations, Zelda did the same as Saria, and Ruto just sobbed and cried
"Why! WHY!"
"We're getting married in three days!" Link exclaimed. "Just wanted to tell you guys the good news! Bye!"
And with that Link leapt back into Hyrule. Okay fun's over. Zelda thought. Time to get back to work. She was just about to go back to her room when Ruto grabbed her arm.
"How would you like 50 Rupees?" Ruto asked.
Zelda's eyes narrowed. "What do you want Ruto?" Zelda asked suspiciously.
"I want you to talk to Link and ask if there's any chance of the wedding being called off." Ruto replied.
"Hmm." Zelda said. "That sounds like it would be worth…100 Rupees."
"Sixty."
"Sixty-five."
"Done!" Ruto smiled a satisfied smile.
"I'll get a disguise." Zelda said. No way was she asking Link that as herself! How humiliating! Zelda went into her room and searched through her closet. The only disguise she had was Sheik. Good enough. After she was disguised, she leapt into Hyrule…
Now where could Link be? Zelda thought. She looked around Hyrule field. What luck! Link was standing right by the stream and he wasn't with Malon! She ran up to him.
"Hi Link!" She shouted in her man-sounding Sheik voice.
"Hi Zelda." Said Link. "Why are you dressed as Sheik?"
Curses Thought Zelda. She had forgotten that she had revealed her disguise to Link! "Uh, no I'm the real Sheik." She tried. "Zelda disguised herself as me to avoid detection in the Temple of Time when she talked to you, but I was the guy teaching you songs and stuff." She grinned sheepishly.
Link stared for a few seconds before nodding. "Oh. Hi."
"I uh heard the big news. You're getting married."
"Yeah!" Link said happily.
"Are you sure you're getting married?"
Link looked at her weirdly. "Yeah, of course."
"No chance of it being called off?"
"No!"
Zelda decided to bring Ruto back more bad news. "If you had to get married to anyone but Malon, who would you marry?"
Link looked at her even weirder. "I dunno…"
"What about Ruto?"
Link looked horrified. "I'd rather die!"
"Oh. Gotta go!" Zelda said running away. She was looking forward to those 65 Rupees! Once out of Links eyesight, she changed back to herself and teleported to the Chamber of Sages…
"Pay up." Zelda said to Ruto.
"What'd he say?!" Ruto cried.
"He said that there was absolutely no chance of the wedding being called off."
Ruto started crying and reluctantly handed Zelda 65 Rupees.
"Oh yeah." Zelda said. "He also said that he would rather die than marry you."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ruto cried and leapt into her room.
Zelda snickered happily but then frowned. Now back to that report…
