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*Kevins living room*

"Hey Edd, have you talked to the other dorks lately?" Edd frowned. "No, ive even talked to my parents more this week than them." Kevin pulled him flush against his chest. "Im sorry baby. Is there anything I can do?" "nu uh, I dont believe so. Ive texted, called, sat on there porches while your at practice. Nothing will change." Edd flips over so hes laying on Kevin. "Sory to ask, im just worried about you. I heard that there coming with us to are spring break destination." Edd looked up and smiled. "Where are we going! Come on tell me!" Kevin smiled slightly, figuring Edd what trying to change the subject. "Well its a verry popular spring break vacation spot. Its on the beach. Theres a gay bar there. An island that has sea shells. Can you figure it out?" By now Edd was even more confused. "Ok here. Its in Florida, the up part of it. There a Ripleys believe it or not there. Wonder works. Anything?"

Edd was quite for a moment, looking deep in thought. He suddenly jerked up. "PANAMA CITY!?" Kevin noaded. "Yes sir, my little gap toothed penguin!" Edd looked down and kissed him softly. "Theres a special place im goinng to take you there. And ive allready made reservations. It will be on are 6 month anniversary." Edd was showing his gap again. "Realy?" "Of course penguin!" "Why do you keep callig me that...?" Kevins face was littered in a shit eating grin. "You should see yourself walk after I take that ass of yours to bed!" Bright red. "KEVIN! SO INAPPROPRIATE!"

*Eddys room*

"Look Lumpy, I told you why we wont talk to him. Do you not rember everything Kevin did to us? All the comic books he destroyed? Hes bad news and Edd give more shits about him than us! He picked a bully over you!" Eddy shouted. Eds eyes were tearful as he played with his jacket sleeve. "But Eddy, hes a friend." Eddy threw his cup of milk at his door. "No Hes Not Ed! Im all you got now! He hates you! Just as much as he hates being dirty! Hes a backstabbing cunt! DONT YOU DARE TALK TO HIM!" Eddy was now pacing around the room. "Bu-But Eddy. I m-miss him!" Ed said softly threw the tears. Eddy had been yelling for nearly an hour now and it was to much for him to take.

"Look Ed... Look at yourself. Your a crying mess because of Double D. He hurt you this bad... Neither one of us deserve this. I want you to stay away cause I dont want to see you hurt any more that you already are, ok?" Eddy sounded like he was being honest for once. Not pissed, not upset. Just truthful. "Ok. You wont hurt me right Eddy?" Eddy sat down by his large friend. "No Ed, no I wont." They stayed like that for a while till the clock struck 8. Eddy was leaning on Eds sholder as they sat in the silence. "Hey Ed? Lets figure out how to break them up... Lets go to Nazzs party."

*Nazz party*

"I didnt think youd show up Kev. Where is D?" I look around a bit. "Well he was with me... Crap. Is Nat here yet?" she noaded. " Ok, well he probably has him." I start to walk away but she started following me. Its been this way since she noticed me spending alot of time at Edds house. From not giving me the time of day to trying to be my best friend. "Wait you sound relieved that he might be with him. I thought you hated him?" I sighed. This is going to piss her off. "Why would I hate my best friend? " she laughed at this. "No Kev, not me! Nathan!" I nodded. "Ya, my best friend. Nathan." She jerked my arm and looked at me dead face. "Kevin. What happened to us?"

"Nazz, dont do this." She stomps her foot. "Kevin your supose to be with me not a guy, much less a dork! What does he have that I dont!? Its not like you could ever care about him anyways, stop wasting your time! " I jerk my arm away from her. "Well the one obvious thing is im actuly happy. I can be a goof and not wory about the way he takes it because he knows I wont hurt him. I even care enough about him that im trying to figure out how to get him back together with his friends, who I have problems with!" By now theres a bit of a croud and he music has died down quite a bit. But fuck it, if she wants to fight, ill finish it.

"Not only that, where do you get off acting like the victim in this? I was your play thing for years. I chased you around thinking you and I were ment to be. But now you have the guts to call your self my best friend and laugh when I tell you its Nat? Nazz thats low." Im looking down at her and shes steaming. "You bitch at him all the time! How is HE your best friend!? Ive always been there for you!" by now its dead quite. "Oh realy, always? Fuck you for one. Two, dont change the subject. But just so you know, yes Nat. Hes happy for me. He fucks with us not to be an ass, but because he knows he can and it doesn't have any alternative motivate behind it! Your up my ass all the time now cause you now realize what you missed out on and im glad you did miss it. Now im happy. And that dork, is more attractive than you ever could hope to be! Get over yourself! Im in love with him! I thought I loved you, no. What I have now is love."

"Kevin your a jerk!" She starts to walk away. "Not realy! Cause even though you had multiple boyfriend, I was happy for you! Your a selfish bitch!" next thing I know im in my back yard. Fuck dude, good day fucked up buy her again! Always there for you my ass. You couldnt even put me first when my mom died. selfish whore! Fuckig wast of time... "Kevin? Yo dude can we come back there?" I sigh "Im in a bad mood dude." I wait for them to go away then feel tiny hands on my waist. "I love you to Kevin." I pull him to the front of me and sit with him in my lap. "Thats not the way I planed to tell you." He holds my face. "I want you to be happy ok, all the football and baseball team left and are waiting for the ok to come back here. Nathan said he had to handle somthing." I look into his eyes and slowly let a smile take over my face. "Come on back guys! And baby I hope your ready for a jock party."