I looked at the smashers as they sit in their plastic chairs. "Well, everyone, we have dares now!" I announced to them.

The smashers all looked up, but didn't seem to pay any mind. "James, bring me the Hat of Truth…and Dare…of DOOM!" I said, turning to the side where James was sitting.

James got up with a tophat filled with paper. He gave the hat to me, and I thanked him. James slowly turned around and went back to his seat. "Alright, let us pull out a random truth…or dare…"

I put my hand into the hat and pulled out a truth. "Alright, this is a truth for Pit from Foxpilot! It reads, 'Pit, have you ever stolen anything?'"

Pit looked up from his plastic chair with Mario's hat on. "No." He said, in a plain monotone. Mario turned behind him and took his hat back.

"Okay then! Fun? Uh…let's see here…and a dare for Bowser, from a Pineapple Whisper." I said, humming the Spongebob Squarepants theme in my head. "Anyway, Bowser, make out with DeDeDe."

The two stared at each other in curiosity, then lust. Bowser leaned in and put his tongue inside of DeDeDe's mouth, trying his best to kiss him. "If guys need a room-" I used my Cat Magic to create a new room with dimmed lights, flowers, and a king-sized bed, "-there's one."

Bowser pulled away and went back to his seat. King DeDeDe was blushing. "Okay, uh…no immunities…no immunities…uh…Young Link! This is a dare from Foxpilot! Uh…Fly through Area 6 From Star Fox 64 or die trying…"

Fox flinched when he heard the words "Area 6". It was as if he had bad memories from it…oh wait…

"Well, Young Link, run off!" I said to Young Link, as he nervously walked toward the door. "Goodbye!"

Young Link walked through the door, but fell into space before he could get to an Arwing. "Well, he's dead, so uh…and here's a truth for Young Link from a girl named Starcy, and…it seems…oh, it seems I've ballsed it up."

The smashers tried to contain their laughter, but couldn't. I looked at them all with a sad look, and began to hiss as I cried. Then I ran to the Hell Hole, but before I went in, I realized I had no immunities, so I went back inside the dare room. "I'll just bring him back."

With a snap of my claws, Young Link appeared back in his chair. "Damn it…"

"Okay, Young Link, it seems Navi will be joining our cast next episode. What do you think of her?"

Young Link stared at me with harsh eyes and said, "I wanna bang her."

The rest of the smashers, including James, Mason, Christopher, and me all began to laugh at him. "You know what? You're goin' to the Hell Hole just for having the urge to stick your dick into a glowing ball of light."

Young Link got up and ran for the Hell Hole. "Ta ta! Okay, so now we have a dare for Roy, from Foxpilot! He wants you to ride the wind and fight the demons steel shining bright."

Roy rose with his sword held high. "I shall!"

"Oh, but before you go, are you part dragon? Starcy wants to know." I asked, almost ballsing things up again.

"No, I just run too fast, thus catching on fire." Roy explained. Before Sonic could testify, Roy ran off to fight the demons.

Roy ran into the door. As he walked out, he showed up on the large television on the wall. Roy fought about seven demons, before coming to the Demon King Lucifer. But he killed Roy with fire.

"Alrighty then! Um…" I began, pulling out another strip of paper. "Is my name a reference to the Rave Master? Nope, it is references to my cat, which want stop meowing, and Mr. Biggles, if you do not stop whining to me about wanting to go outside, I will take your meat and put it into a blender!"

The smashers are stared, shocked. The silence was too awkward. I just reached into the bag and said, "Alright everyone, kill Wario. Except for the hosts."

Before anyone could attack Wario, Ike comes up and stabs his sword their Wario's stomach. He then lit his sword on fire, and threw Wario's body and sword into the air. Then Link bounced of the walls, until he was above him, then stabbed his sword into Wario's neck. When his body came down, I realized I forgot something. "Wait! Wario! What's your favorite drink? Pineapple Whisper wants to know!"

Wario looked up, and with his final breath, said, "Garlic juice…" Then Link and Ike used their swords to slice Wario's body in half.

"Oh yeah, and Link and Ike are vampires, and get a free pass. Everone else, get in the bunker!" I said, running into the Love Room.

As Ike and Link ate the body, they died because Wario's body was 90% garlic, 7% stupidity, 3% gold, 1.999% flesh, and 0.001% brains.

"Well…uh…we actually have another truth before we go, from Foxpilot. He asks Ganondorf where he got that stupid haircut from Twilight Princess." I said, James' body squishing against my left side.

"I hired a new barber before the game was released!" Ganondorf said angrily.

"Well, that's all the time we have! Please leave all of your truths, dares, and hate comments in the reviews!" I said, as shotgun fire killed Peach, Bowser, and King DeDeDe.