"All right" Captain Frappuccino said. "If we want to catch up to this Antime, we need speed. And there's no greater speed, than car speed."

Captain Falcon uses his car keys to unlock his car, and him and pikachu hop on in. They drive across the town to find the rest of the circle jerk.

"This city's huge, how are we gonna find ROB?" Pikachu asked

"With the power of" Captain falcon began to say, "FALCON ROBO SCANNER!". Out of the car, a giant fucking magnet, I mean holy shit look at how big it is jesus fuck, came out of car.

Sudenly, since it's a fucking magnet, and the car's made of metal, the car itself gets stuck on the magnet. Thanks to that, the car broke. Thanks Captain falcin.

"Well shit" Captain Fillmore said wearing sweet shades over his helmet, "We need to walk". So the intense pressure pressures on as Captain Falcon lifts up his left leg, puts it forward AND THEN PLACES IT BACK DOWN ! This intense action repeated for like 30 minutes until they reached Smashville's only shady allyway. They see ROB recieving some dank weeds.

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR PLEASURE" rob said as he is holding his weedbag

"Your welcome" the weed dealer who looks suspiciously like Ivysaur said.

"Dafuq did you just do?" Captain Falcon said. "You know you can't do that!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" ROB said

"You're a fucking robot you have the inability to smoke dank weeds!" Captain Falco said

"A GUY CAN DREAM" Rob retaliated

But then, a top was there, it attacked ROB and stole his dank weeds. All of them. The top span away.

"EYYYYYYYYYYY THAT'S LIKE 101% OF MY DANK WEEDDDDDS" ROB said accurately because he's a robot and robots aren't allowed to be not super computers

"After him!" Pikachu said

Averyone rand after the top, except ROB who did whatever the fuck Rob does to move. They top span to the top of Smash Plateau, which was in the middle of the street. It was the guy, the beyblade guy.

"EYYYYYY GUYS" Beyblade guy said "yooooooou want your dank weeeeeds back? Well, you have to beat me first!"

"All right, you ask for this" Captain Flamingo said, charging up a Falcon Punch

"NOOOOO" ROB said "YOU MIGHT INJURE THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"

"Falcon, he's right" pikachu concurred.

"Shit your right" Falcon also concurred using the wrong "you're" because he's a fucking filthy scrub

"HA! I meant a battle, OF BEYBLADE!" Beyblade dude said Beybladey

"Shit, I don't have a beyblade" Pikachu shaid

"I don't have gay tops either" Captain Falcon also said

"..." Rob silently

"Ha! You guys give up then! I can't believe it, I will be the one to kill the Anime Crusaders!-" Beyblade man said before getting interuppted

"WAIT" ROB shouted "I HAVE A BEYBLADE" ROB pulls out his beyblade as everyone else gasps in horror.

"But ROB!" Pikachu said "I thought that those were your gyromites!"

"NO, THAT WAS JUST A MASK OF THE ACTUAL SELF" ROB explained "SO THE PEOPLE IN SMASH WOULD NOT THINK I WOULD BE A GAY SCRUBLORD. BUT NOW IT'S THE TIME. THE TIME TO FUCKING LET IT RIP"

Not gonna go through the extranious details. ROB fucking won and Beyblade dude melted or some shit.

However, before ROB can grab his dank weed, a vine comes out of nowhere and snatches it. It was the drug dealer, Ivysaur.

"Yes, hello, Antime, I have the dank weeds of eternity" Ivysaur said in his calculator calling Antime.

"BUT WHY WOULD YOU SELL IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?" ROB said.

"Because it needed to be blessed, by a real beyblade master!" Ivysaur explained "Now it will be by yer hands that this weed gets in the wrong hands, as you can see, once everyone 1000 I preform weeds this dank, so dank that they gain the powers, THE POWERS OF SUPER DANK".

The dank weeds started glowing.

"As you can see, the dank weeds are transforming!" Ivysaur continued explaining "This super dank weed will power the 3D printer of anime producing!'

"Oh no, this is terrble" Pikachu said. "I'm sorry to say this ROB, but we need to destroy the dank weed."

"Ayt, I got this" Captain Falcon said "I will do this"

Captain Falcon starts charging up a falcon punch, "Ey Ivysaur" Falcon said "There's one thing you're forgetting"

"And whas that?" Ivysaur said.

"FIRE. IS. SUPER. EFFECTIVE. AGAINST. GRASS" Falcon Captain said as he fucking punched Ivysaur, burning up him and the weed.

ROB started tearing up, Pikachu started to confort him.

"Shit dude" Pikachu said "We could've question him"

"What's our destinition next? Cap Falcon said.

"Well, Faclon" Pikachu looked up "Rosalina's house: FUCKING SPACE BRO"