Jim: How's the progress coming Spock?

Spock: I am working vagina with minimal visible evidence Captain.

Jim: … Spock, perhaps you should reread that. Though if it's true I think we need to have a talk about the birds and the bees in detail.

Spock: My apologies Captain, I did not type that, it seems to have corrected itself without my permission. I meant to type vagina.

Jim: I think you have used that word far too often, which makes me wonder who you have been texting with.

Spock: I do not understand why it fails to type what I desire.

Jim: I think it's clear what you desire.

Spock: Perhaps it would be wise to talk in person. I am on my way.