"Ateention Tributes, there's been a change in the rules. There can be two winners if they both come from the same disctrict."
"Inu-yasha!" Shouted the Once-ler. Quickly, he covered his mouth, scared that Gamzee, from district 2 had heard him. But the moment passed and no one came for him so he began to run the river, where he last heard Inu-yasha was.
When he found him, Inu-yasha-san was hurt badly. He had an arrow shot through his chest! "Oh Inu-yasha, we have got to stop meeting like this."
"…" said Inu-yasha. Inu-yasha has a habit of being paralyzed and trapped against trees with arrows, in case you didn't know. Good thing his bright red outfit kept him so well camouflaged in the forest so that none of the other tributes could find him.
Once-ler and Inu-chan exchanged meaningful looks for a long time, knowing the cameras were on them. Well, Once-ler did, at least. Inu-yasha was pretty spaced out and dying or something. Then Once-ler pulled the arrow out of his chest and helped him into the cave. Steamy make-outs pursued.
Then they sat in the cave for a long time and touched each other's butts to keep warm. The voice form the sky boomed, "Each of you needs something. Come get your thingies at the cornucopia tomorrow morning and kill each other."
"Inu-yasha! Did you hear? They have what we need! They have the lube!" The Once-ler shouted delightedly into Inu-yasha's face.
"Oncie-chan, you can't go, it's too dangerous." Inu-yasha snarled back at him.
"Okay I won't." said Once-ler. But he was lying! The next morning, Once-ler went to the cornucopia without Inu-yasha! But when he went to get the lube! Karkat jumped out at him! But luckily Geromy ran out and killed Karkat to avenge the death of his good friend, sweet bro. But Once-ler knew this would make Gamzee really angry so he got the fuck out of there!
"Inu-yasha! I got the lube!" yelled the Once-ler with a sexy smile.
The Inu-yasha was very aroused by this. they made butt love so passionate, that everyone died except for them. Then they won the Yaoi games! Hip Hip hooray cried the crowd!
The End
