BOCD
Starbucks Stand
Tuesday, September 3rd
7:46 A.M.
"Yes, that's 5 Non-fat Decaf Italian roast coffees," Massie reached into her Fendi purse to get her Visa.
"No it's actually, 3 non-fat decaf Italian roast coffees and 2 Caramel Brulee Lattes for me and Dyl," Claire smiled at the waiter but frowned at the evil glaring Massie.
"But non-fat of course," Dylan said hoping to replease Massie.
Massie fiercely walked over to their table thirteen and finger-combed her extension-free hair. Fake hair is so out; dead ends much?
"Leesh, lemme borrow your compact," Massie grabbed it.
"So…aren't you guys psyched?" Dylan giggled into her hand.
"For?" Alicia eyebrow slowly rose.
"The new website…?" Dylan shook her head. "I figured you'd know, since you are the alpha and always on top gossip."
"Of course I knew, just didn't get a time to check it out," Massie lied making her nose strangely grow an inch.
"I'll show you guys," Dylan pulled out her BlackBerry Storm.
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Welcome to OCD GOSSIP. Where the hawtest gossip is always accurate and updated every week.
The Pretty Committee, or as the d-listers call this, Itty Bitty Witty Committee, is blowing up the school faster than a 50% off sale at Ralph Lauren (props to Alicia). They're every single girl's inspiration!
So what are their secrets? We want to know too. Is it their alpha potential? There greens? There aw-fully nice & famous parents? Being a movie star? Dial C for Curious!
Let's Go ahead and rank OCD!
Who's Hottest?
#1- Brookie Millers. They don't call her Hookie Millers for nuh-thing. She's the girl all the guys want and all the girls envy!
#2- Alicia Rivera. Look at the size of those cups. Is this why she was ranked hottest? Or did she earn it fair and square? Yes we are talking about the Spanish seventh grader.
# 3- Olivia Ryan. Or as Massie Block & the PC calls her DUH-livia. This chick is a total pass around and was seen with freshman, Klein Willis.
#4- Massie Block. Looks like she isn't number one for one category. Massie, yes Massie, nawt may-cee is up on the charts and single then ever. Will that soon change?
#5- Claire Lyons. Newbie is already accepted into the PC when we've been here for longer than ever! She is really adorable and is currently single. But crushing on Joe?
Who Has The Most Alpha Potential?
#1- DYLAN MARVIL. Who doesn't love a cute, stylish, and funniest red head? I'm sorry MASSIE BLOCK but your days of alpha are marked. Pass your crown over to Dylan.
#2- Massie Block. You've disappointed us in TWO categories! Step your game up! Although I will say we are happy to have your original hair back.
#3- Alicia Rivera. Yes the second hawtest girl of the year. She has stepped it up and might boot Massie Block O-U-T OUT!
Who You Have To Love
#1 – Kristen Gregory. Suh-weet & major athlete. She isn't the soccer captain for nothing.
#2- Claire Lyons. Maybe her last name should be Chihuahua. She's adorable and enjoys yummy bears. (:
#3- Layne Abeley. Nawt so Lay-me any more!
#4- Strawberry- How adorable is her hair?
"This website is P-"Massie glared at the fact she wasn't labeled number 1 for any of these categories.
"-IMPING!"
"-OTENTIAL!"
"Dial C for Cool!"
